<^> Game

^ Enjoys resurrecting ancient forum rituals, long since forgotten by mortal men.
< Used to wrap his dick in duct tape.
V Was too young to use a computer 14 years ago, when Kaynil and I first started playing this game.

^ Is also actually correct. I've been banned from 4chan several times.
< Is really really bad at designing board and card games. For serious.
V Will share a secret with us that they've always kept hidden from their parents.

^ Incorrect! I have a big pot of leftover chili. So it will be my next big meal.
^ Also, those videos sound interesting. But yeah, that's not the sort of thing a parent needs to see.
< Just finished playing Terraria for 4 hours with my little sister. Had a lot of fun.
V Doesn't have a little sister!

^ I think is Kaynil's actual, real-life brother, but I haven't actually been able to determine that for sure.
< Needs to figure out what he wants to accomplish today.
V Secretly hates me. But like, really secretly. They'll deny it. Or they won't deny it, but they'll pretend their lack of denial is a joke.

^Assumes I know what HW is! Probably Hyrule Warriors, right? Is it even out yet?
< Spent the downtime refreshing the forum over and over again and crying.
V Spent the forum downtime outside or some shit.

^ Is wrong twice.
< Is neither sleeping, nor feeling sleepy.
V Must post a new thread somewhere on the forum. Something interesting, for us all to enjoy.

^Is sadly correct. I really don't play that many vidja anymore.
< Is living alone for the next 3 days.
V Has a brother, but no sisters?

^Isn't posting frequently enough.
<Loves himself aggressively and often.
V Your left pointer finger just became a gun and fired. How fucked are you?