Posts by _LS_

    Of course, there's a vast gulf of difference between good natured trash talk, and the kind of bilious harassment that we often directed towards women online. It's a question, I think, of whether the words come from a place of anger, or from a feeling of competition.

    As to the study, the way I understand it is this:

    -There is a room full of men, and a cake.
    -Everybody in the room gets a piece of cake depending on how good they are at video games. The winners get big pieces, the losers get small pieces.
    -Some women come into the room.
    -The women also get pieces of cake depending on how good they are at video games.
    -The men who were winning don't care. They're still in the upper-half of video game players, so they still get good sized pieces of cake.
    -The men who were losing get angry. They're still losing, and now the piece of cake they're getting is really really small!
    -The loser men hate the women for taking all of the cake.
    -Except the cake was never real in the first place.
    -But the losers are still mad about it.

    "Duty" is actually interesting to me. In LttP, Link is descended from the order of royal knights. It implies a kind of intimate, hereditary fealty. He was literally born to fight for her.

    Regarding your spoiler...yeah, somewhere in the back of my mind I thought that might be the case. It's disappointing. "Destiny" is the absolute least interesting possibility.

    I mean, if you've got a personal need for the physical artifact of the game and the console, I can appreciate that. I have a great love for the physical artifacts myself, I just don't need them.

    I'd be curious to hear from others, though. I feel like I've seen a lot of emulator hate on these boards in particular. Possibly from @The Inhaling One or @Pekachew ?

    The only game where I regularly play online with strangers is Chivalry, which has a pretty decent community. Though it doesn't have voice chat the way a lot of other games do. And I guess there's WoW. I do enjoy playing games with other people, but I much prefer to play with people I know.

    As to those who harass women...yeah. Fuckin losers. But we all already knew that, right?

    Here's the deal. You get a piece of notebook paper, you doodle on it for 7 minutes, then you scan that shit and post it in this thread. If you don't have a scanner, you take a photo of it with your digicam and upload that. If you don't have a digicam, then you make your doodles in MS paint.

    If your drawings aren't on notebook paper, then you're taking this contest too seriously and you're a bad person. Participation is mandatory for all forum members.

    Contest ends 24 hours after the 6th submission. The winner will be determined by a vote.

    Doodle theme: Zelda
    Contest prize: A photograph of me as a baby.

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    As they watched the games play out and tracked the comments that players made to each other, the researchers observed that — no matter their skill level, or how the game went — men tended to be pretty cordial to each other. Male players who were good at the game also tended to pay compliments to other male and female players.

    Some male players, however — the ones who were less-skilled at the game, and performing worse relative their peers — made frequent, nasty comments to the female gamers. In other words, sexist dudes are literally losers.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-inter…ew-study-finds/

    This is unfortunate for me, because I'm notoriously bad at video games. Which, I suppose, means I have to start treating women badly.

    @Sardonic Pickle, you've got a smelly cunt.

    The Spirit Temple in OoT was a favorite of mine. But the name was taken, so when I made my own Zelda fansite I named it after my second favorite, the Forest Temple.

    The Water Temple in LttP is also really good; as is Misery Mire.

    In the opening to A Link to the Past, as your uncle lay dying, his last words are "Zelda is your..."

    He never finishes that sentence, and to my knowledge, there's no official source identifying what he would have said. So how does that sentence end?

    Perhaps the most boring possibility is "destiny." Fuck that possibility.

    As a Star Wars kid, I always kinda thought it was "sister," which would actually be neat. The whole "surprise family member" thing is a bit cliche now, but it would be a pretty dramatic and surprising shift in the two character's presumed relationship.

    Any other possibilities?

    Much as I love playing with the controllers for the original consoles, that just isn't important enough to ruin the emulator experience for me. I never would have been able to play a lot of my favorite games if I hadn't turned to emulators. And in the cases where I eventually got my hands on a real copy, the experience wasn't significantly different.

    And as much as I do like to have and play the old copies, there are problems there that just don't show up with emulation. The 42 gold pin connectors on most NES games have not held up well over the last 25 years. And a lot of the batteries used for saving games in older cartridges are starting to go dead. Playing those games requires buying parts, buying a special tool to open the cartridge, and learning to solder.

    And heck, I played a lot of my favorites back before I had a game controller. Now that they're as cheap and easy to set up as they are, that's not really a barrier anymore.

    EDIT: Thanks to whomever split the thread. That's a neat function.

    I feel like Contra has aged better than a lot of other NES games. It's a simple Jump/Shoot mechanism. But while megaman focuses more on crazy platforming, Contra is a bit more of a bullethell, with much more frequent gun powerups.

    Yarrr, I really don't like any of those bands. I confess I was in love with that one popular Goo Goo Dolls song when I was a teenager, but at best I consider it a guilty pleasure now. I've never heard of Faith No More, and aside from a song here and there, I don't recall enjoying any of those bands very much.

    Which, of course, is a matter of taste.

    Of course I'm generalising.

    Of course I'm generalising once again

    The entire thesis of this conversation is fundamentally about generalizations. We're talking about taking an entire decade, and compressing its cultural output down to a binary function: good or bad. Not only that, we're talking about decades of history as though there's a clear line of dilatation between them, which is fucking silly as balls. Every decade flows seamlessly into the next, and it's not until years after the decade has ended that we begin to form a real idea of what that decade was like.

    There's no need for us to take ourselves too seriously here.

    All right, the 60's and 70's had the best music to me. Mainly because they used real instruments. It was a lot more authentic talent back then.

    We can agree that the '60s and '70s was great. (By the by, if you care, the apostrophe is correctly placed before the decade to indicate the missing millennium and century. The decade is not possessive, and thus does not have an apostrophe before the suffixed "S"). However, we disagree on why.

    With the rise of the Radio in the 1920s, popular music began to become a monolith. Music was no longer something you listened to first-hand, with the musician actually within the hearing range of your ear. Music was something you could experience with the entire nation. And so, music started to flatten itself out into something that would be palatable to the entire nation. Aiming for broad appeal + fundamentally capitalistic motivations = the death of art. We slowly started to resist the force of this trend in the '50s. Buuuut IMHO the music of the '50s is bland as fuck. The renaissance of popular music really reached fruition in the '60s and '70s, when it undeniably produced some of the best popular music of our age.

    TL;DR: the music of the '60s and '70s is good because it's the work of artists doing the kind of weird experimental shit they wanted to do, not because it uses authentic instruments.

    Disclaimer: Please refer to my original post, and to the beginning of this post, before you take my views on any of this too seriously. I barely know what I'm talking about at all.

    The reason I can't stand most 80's music is the over use of synthesisers. When I listen to the 80's music I try hard to hear real instruments, it becomes like a mixture of today's music and maybe the earlier music. Of course I'm generalising. There are some bands and artists/songs I like from the 80's, same with today's music.

    It just seemed that the 80's tried to be 'futuristic' with their music and it ended up sounding just fake.

    We're going to have to chalk some of this up to a difference in taste. As evidenced by the "Favorite NES Tunes" thread, I have a love for electronic music. I don't think it's about sounding futuristic. I think we discovered a way to make entirely new kinds of sounds. Sounds nobody had ever heard before. And the 80s were a gloriously popular exploration of those new sounds.

    But even ignoring electronic music, the 80s has my love for giving rise to metal. Most of metals roots are in the '70s, but the genre didn't really come into its own until the '80s. And unfortunately, the '80s was also the peak for awhile, as metal would start to get real shitty in the '90s.

    Then the 90's came around, and early 90's punk popped up. Back to being guitar, bass, and drums. Real instruments, real sound. I'm not a huge fan of grunge, but there was nothing synthesised about that. It was a bunch of guys or girls, playing instruments and making music again.

    Of course I'm generalising once again, and there are bands from the 90's that I don't like. Though I feel the majority of the popular music from the 90's tried to bring it back to 'real' instruments.

    As I discussed above, instrumentation doesn't impress me overmuch. Unless it's really really weird.

    I'm struggling to think of a really good band from the '90s. I suppose you could count Nirvana. But I tend to think of them as going against the grain of what was being produced at the time. They're not really emblematic, in my mind, of the music of the '90s.

    Would you mind giving me some samples of good '90s bands?

    Also I'm not saying it doesn't take talent to produce music through synthesisers, I just think the sound is fake and I prefer music that's relatively left untouched by machines.

    After the 90's, it started to get all auto-tuney and synthetic again. So with a few exceptions, I don't like much of the popular stuff today.

    My general rule of thumb is that if it came out between 1989 and 2007, I probably won't like it. That's hardly a hard-and-fast rule, there are TONS of exceptions. But when I sit down to watch/listen to something and I see a date within that range, I brace myself.

    I think things are getting a whole lot better right now. Popular music is kinda fucky, but it's also much less relevant than it was before. Because Internet.

    I was feeling contemplative today, and I wanted to put into words something I've been thinking about for awhile.

    There is a pervasive idea in American culture that a successful life is one that is moving upwards. A successful year is one where your bank account is larger than it was the year before, and you've accomplished things in your work that have raised your prestige. If you're no better off than you were the year before, you're stagnant. If you have less money or prestige than the year before, then you're a failure. Or, at the very best, you've hit a rough patch in your life that you need to climb out of.

    Regardless of what your specific pursuit is, you should always be moving up. I reject that ideology.

    One year ago I was making a lot of money. I had a fairly prestigious occupation. I even turned down a promotion at one point that would have made me the #4 guy on the U.S. side of the company.

    Today, a year later, I have about $100 to my name, no current income, and I just got back from an interview to be (essentially) a waiter. And my life is so much better today than it was a year ago. It's far from perfect, but I am happier than I've ever been. (Well, the last 3 months have been a bit of a bitch. But if you take an average of the last year and compare it to other years, this is easily the happiest I've ever been in my life).

    I'm not an advocate of asceticism. I'm a materialist through-and-through. And we live in a capitalist society, so we must play the capitalist game. I'd like to hope that someday I can hit that ~$40k/year mark.* But I refuse to feel bad about the fact that I'm doing "worse" this year than I was last year. I'm happier, ergo I'm doing better.

    QED

    *$40k/year being a rough estimate of the amount of money a person needs to make in order to feel comfortable and safe.