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  • Release Date?

    agreed. i was in game crazy today *everybody there knows me LOL* and he told me that it was still due out in november when i asked about it, so who knows? i'm still going to keep the november date in mind just so i dont go all postal if it doesnt come out in sept though.

  • totally useless trivia

    *A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer

    *Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day.

    *Turtles can breath through their bottoms.

    *Some of the most popular lipstick shades in Renaissance England were named, Rat, Horseflesh, Turkey, Blood and Puke.

    *When Thomas Eddison died in 1941, Henry Ford captured his dying breath in a bottle.

    *Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" was the first Hollywood film that showed a toilet flushing - thereby generating many complaints.

    *It is said, grapefruit scent makes middle age women seem six years younger to men (but it does not work the other way round).

    *The average elephant produces 50lb of dung a day.

    *The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses

    *Victorian ladies tried to enlarge their boobs by bathing in strawberries

    *During their marriage, Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton bought an electric chair for their dining room

    * The average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man

    *Disney World is bigger than the world's 5 smallest countries

    *Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor

    *A 75-year-old male driver received ten traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four times, committed four hit-and-run offenses and caused six accidents, all within 20 minutes, in McKinney, TX on 15 Oct 1966 [Worst driver: G. B. of Records]

    *The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

    *Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Shaghoopal

    *In 1935, the police in Atlantic City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down on topless bathing suits worn by men.

    *During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

    *The distance between cities are actually the distances between city halls. When you see a sign "Sheffield - 40 miles" it means it is 40 miles to the city hall of that city sign

    *Four out of every ten people who come to a party in your home will look in your bathroom cabinet

    *Francis Bacon died of hypothermia while trying to freeze a chicken by stuffing it with snow

  • the walking undead

    this man has been alive since the early 1800's and he NEVER ages! he scares me. what did they pickle this guy with anyways?


    i liked reynolds way back when but are his hair plugs holding this man together or what!


    such a great actor. hes STILL in the movies too. i thought he was dead 10 years ago but im assured that he isnt.


    AND finally, the coup de grace:

    yes, thats right, Keith Richards; guitar player for the Rolling Stones is STILL ALIVE. he even recently fell out of a palm tree in figi.
    in the way back machine when the stones were coming for a US tour this man was not even allowed in the country until he had a total blood transfusion due to his heroin polluted arteries *im not making this up*.

    how are these men still alive and better yet WHY? seems to me that people die everyday of simple illness like cancer but somehow these artifacts managed to turn back the hands of time and are still breathing. just goes to show you that a luxury life with every drug known to man and a ton of prostitutes can do for ya. i better quit my day job.

  • shaun of the dead

    zombies WOOOHOOOO!
    everybody likes a good zombie flick and this one is completely different than any that i had seen to date. the zombies probobly eat brains and all that but theyre so slow how would we find out?
    shaun is an average bloke living in london with his lazy friend and a roomie thats a bit annoying. shaun isnt very observant and while hes off to the store getting a drink he doesnt even notice the zombies or death that are right in front of him, though he soon finds out and decideds that he must save his ex girlfriend and mom from the zombie menace.
    this movie got a 10 on my scale. i loved it! you guys seen it yet?

  • nothing

    an independant film done by the creator of the original Cube.

    this story is about 2 disfunctional friends that live in a crappy house underneath a freeway. one of them is agoraphobic and the other makes a bad life choice. one day the blam hits the fan and they think everything away, leaving only them, their home and their pet turtle in a massive white void. they then discover that they can 'think things away' and there in lay the fun and trouble.

    this movie is excellent. though it does lag a little the funny parts are worth waiting for. its original and well thought out. i bought it! if you rent it or see it make sure to watch through the end credits as something happens directly after them ;)

  • enough to end it all?

    in 1927 edwin wakeman of manchester committed suicide leaving this note:

    i married a widow with a grown daughter, my father fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her, thus becomming my son in law.
    my step daughter became my step mother because she was my fathers wife.
    my wife gave birth to my son, who was of course my fathers brother in law, and also my uncle for he was the brother of my step mother.
    my fathers wife became the mother of a son, he was, of course, my brother and also my grandchild for he was the son of my stepdaughter.
    accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my step mothers mother.
    i was my wifes husband and grandchild at the same time and, as the husband of a persons grandmother is his grandfather, i am my own grandfather.

  • Who Would Win?

    HiYa! is the proper traditional term for karate chopping noises or maybe even KaPowie could work too. poo zing though? pooo zing is the sound when monkeys throw turds at you and fu king sounds like it would be a tasty treat in a chinese restraunt.

  • Rules

    i was going to but the place seemed pretty dead and right after that it got shut down.

    one question though, does the article have to be about zelda and the series or can it be about anything gaming?

  • Hmm...

    i tried real hard to like the game. i even tried to play it. i just couldnt put my mark of wonderful on it though. lousy graffix grrrr.

  • Who Would Win?

    POOO ZING isnt a karate chop noise! thats a shaolin whip noise SHEESH! im gonna break out my sword chucks and open up my can o whoop ass on you!!

    you just like jet li cause he's cuter and doesnt have all that pock marky stuff on his face like grissly ol jackie chan *pout*

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