Posts by Midna

Loved for giving credit to someone from ZU.

(Most of the time, people don't do that.)

Welcome to the forums Light Link! Err, yeah! *gives a free pass to the fan art and writings* …Don’t ask.

Damn it, guys, what was the ganons name you battle before the real one? -.-

Liked (believe it or not) for standing up to me.

<.< >.> No one has never had the courage to do that!

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Take this from me Shrukan, use a little more humor.

I'm hard to crack anywho, what do I know? Anyway, it was good for the first chapter. :D

Chapter 24: Return To Zelda

Master Sword: BOOM BABEH! BABY GOT BACK! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITIY BITIY WAIST AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!

Link: Are you finished?

Master Sword: Nope. IF WE WHERE A MOVIE, YOU’D-

Link: Shut up. Your about to sing Hannah Montana. Shut your face.

Master Sword: I ain’t got no face.

Everyone: -_-

MS: I’m dead serious. I may be sexy, but I ain’t got no face.

Link: You aren’t sexy! You’re a sword!

MS: It’s hard to believe, that I could not see, that you were always right beside me.

Link: Alright, shut up. If you go past High School Musical-

MS: BOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USA I WAS, BOOOOORN IN THE USA YEAH!

Link: Damn you.
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King: You did it? You beat the game?

Link: The what?

King: I gotta die. *kills self*

Link: …

King: Damn it, I wasn’t suppose to die yet. -_-

Link: LOL!

King: You know Lol?

Link: Yeah it means: Lard on lot.

King: OMFG. It means Laugh Out Loud you f***ing moron.

Link: Hey! You called me f***ing moron!

King: Blondie is so yesterday.

Link: …I know what OMFG stands for!

King: What?

Link: Over mandated freaky guy.

King: …

Link: =3

King: OMG, you are so retarded.

Link: OMG stands for-

King: I don’t care.

Link: Huh? Okay.

King: Well, guess what you get to do!

Link: What?

King: You get to embrace the dangers of the Great Sea, to gather up the scattered pieces of the Triforce, to fight monsters of strength that could kill you with one easy slap of their arms or weapon.

Link: WHAAAAAAAT?! I’VE EMBRACED ENOUGH OF THE GREAT SEA! I’VE GATHERED UP ENOUGH PIECES OF STUFF! I’VE FOUGHT MONSTERS THAT COULD KILL ME WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR ARM OR WEAPON!

King: …So?

Link: *cries* I don’t wanna do it again! *cries like a baby* I don’t wanna! I don’t! I don’t! Waaaaaah!

King: …It’s like you don’t have a bladder.

Link: *stops* What?

King: I mean really! It’s like you don’t have one!

Link: …

King: I mean, normal people would have to pee like, so bad after they’d just drunk about 20 bottles of yellow soup, then have to go even worse cause they would have to sail over water.

Link: …So!

King: I’m just saying!!! I mean really! Have you ever had the urge to pee?

Link: Nooooooo.

King: Freak.

Link: *cries*

King: F***ing moron! I’m kidding! What’s gotten into you?

Link: I have no idea.

King: Shall we begin?

Shrukan: You don’t need to!

Link: Huh?

Steelia: Yep. We went and gathered up the pieces for you!

Tywar: Yep!

Shrukan: Triforce piece #1!

Steelia: #2!

Tywar: #3!

Twistkill: #4!

Twilight Link: #5!

Vaati: #6!

Muigi: #7!

Me: #8!

King: Why’d you do that?

Everyone: Writers orders.

Link: Squee!

King: I hate you all so much.

Everyone: We know.
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Link: I’m going to see Zelda!

King: …

Link: *humming The Legend of Zelda’s most loved song: the over world song* OMFG! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! ZELDA! I’MMA COMING!

Zelda: Link! You came!

Link: Zelda!

Zelda: *disappears*

Link: *is still grinning* OMG…that…was…gay…damn it.

Ya'll should of told ME! I can calm my friends down and take-

Forget it. I'm dropping the subject. Never mind.

I don’t care! It was an un-fair ban! It’s un-fair cause you always take the mods side!!!!!!!

Either Tywar Returns Or I Follow Tywar And Shrukan Out The Door!

I hate you all! Why?d you ban Tywar?! Bring him back! Which one of you jerks banned the only person {not counting theherolink_1 or Twilight Link or Vaati} that cared for me?! Huh?! I was so open to Ty! He could help me a lot with me suicide! How dare you!! Set me straight this instant! TK pissed Tywar off and Tywar pissed TK off, that?s no reason to ban him! Flaming? That?s not hard to do here with all these short tempers! *kicks computer in anger* DAMN YOU!

Tywar! No!

How dare you ban one of my best friends! WTF did he do? Flame? Troll? Spam? Un-ban him this instant! He was only defending Shrukan! Banning him will only rise new problems! Such as me becoming an uncontrollable angered b*****! You ban Tywar, you ban me damn it! You?re forgetting that each person takes a serious comment differently. Ban me right now! BAN ME! Until Tywar comes back, this place will be hell unless you ban me!
Go ahead, ban me. See what I care. You?ll only be awaiting the next chapter in all of the following:
Wind Waker Parody
SMS, a school of drama and other stuff
The Comic

~:.Shrukan, please return soon! Please! ;_; .:~

I guess. I don't know. Don't use big words in front of retards. *points at self*

Damn it people. I mean not to be a rent-a-mod, but be nice for once! When someone leaves, so damn uneccesary comment/discussion apperas! I don't care how many words I spelled wrong

OMG. CD-I is gay, don' ever get it.

Stop it. Shrukan's leaveing, please start a discussion somewhere else.

Aww, bye Shrukan. ;_; You’ll cool down eventually, right?

You’ve got friends that love and respect you, and, like you all were there for me, we’re here for you. Come back…soon…

-Midna

Hell yeah! I’m getting this game ASAP! Phantom Hourglass, whooooo! Of course, I’ll never love it as much as WW.

Okay…um…yay? Whoo? I got nothing. -_-

You think I’m scary already? ;_;

I’m joking. I’ve got an awesome sense of humor, welcome to the forums dude! *high fives*

Chapter 23: The fight with Molgera

Link: Okay, Maker, you know what to do!

Maker: What?

Link: …

Maker: WHAT?!

Link: Your suppose to let me control you. Hold still.

Ino: Are you trying to steal my Mind Transfer Jutsu?!

Link: Who the-

Ino: *makes hand signs* Mind Transfer Jutsu!

Link: Huh?

Ino: *falls to the ground*

Link: …Okay that was odd.

Naruto: Your face is odd.

Link: OH COME ON!! NOT YOU AGAIN!

Naruto: What?

Link: I’VE PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP THORUGH THIS WHOLE PARODY! YOU APPEAR EVERY I GO!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CAT FACED FOOL! ATLEAST I AIN’T GOT NO DEMON SEALED WITHIN ME!

Naruto: *Gasps* How’d you find out?!

Link: I read.

Naruto: Yeah! Japanese!

Link: Here’s something you dumb@$$, I’m from Japan! …I think…and your from Japan!

Naruto: …What the heck is your- Hey! Why can’t we cuss?!

Link: Huh? Freak. Hey! Why did I say ‘Freak’?! HEY!

Naruto: This is crap! What the freak is going on?!

Shrukan: #1,299 says that no one is allowed to cuss on EH.

Twistkill: And rule #1,300 says anyone who cusses will be punished severely.

Link: How?

Shrukan: You will be burned at a stake.

Steelia: Err, Shrukan, I hope you know that you can’t burn them. Their make believe people.

Shrukan: Then we shall burn the writer.

Me: You wouldn’t burn me!

Shrukan: Site’s rules.

Me: -_- *rips all 1,294 leaveing only normal site rules*

Shrukan: Never mind.

Link: Anywho, Maker, you stay right here while I- what are we doing at the boss door already?!?!

Me: Oh please. Do you really think people wanna read all that crap? No.

Link: Freak. Ugh! Is the no cussing still a freakin rule?!

Shrukan: Yes. Even though some people still break it. *looks at me*

Me: What?

Tywar: *laughs*

Link: *goes into door* Huh? It’s empty. Where’s the boss? Where- OMG!

Molgera:
You cannot defeat me
You freaky little kid
Cause you cannot see
Where I rest in the sand.

Link: Oh freakin great. More rhyming!

Molgera:
Sitting in the sand
Is where I wait
Only the hero can defeat
A monster such as me

Link: I’m a hero!

Molgera:
Until morning I cannot speak
For no sound comes from this sad beak.

Link: You ain’t got no beak.

Molgera:
Oh my god
You solved my riddle
Now to award thee
I let you play the fiddle.

Maker: It’s a violin.

Molgera:
Oh my good golly gosh
You think I care?
Get playing the violin
Before I send you to hell.

Shrukan, Twistkill, Tywar, and Steelia: THE GREAT BEAST CUSSED!
WE MUST BURN HIM AT ONCE!

Link: ._.

Shrukan, Twistkill, Tywar, and Steelia: Holy shift we rhymed!

Maker: *plays the violin*

Master Sword: BOOM BABEH! BABY GOT BACK! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITIY BITIY WAIST AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!

Link: Are you finished?

Master Sword: Nope. IF WE WHERE A MOVIE, YOU’D-

Link: Shut up. Your about to sing Hannah Montana. Shut your face.

Master Sword: I ain’t got no face.

Everyone: -_-