I try writing and re-reading my parody, but...I dosen't work.
Is it true what Aaron says? Is it true that I'm no longer the sweet heart I once was? I tried looking at my favorite Anime pictures...but they no longer work either.
I try writing and re-reading my parody, but...I dosen't work.
Is it true what Aaron says? Is it true that I'm no longer the sweet heart I once was? I tried looking at my favorite Anime pictures...but they no longer work either.
Hi Princess Midna! I’m alittle late…I can tell. -_-
Ignore my sig and avvy, I’m really nice when you get to know me! :midna:
I slept for 4 hours...I woke up and I was still mad...I punched the wall for petesake.
Please, forgive me if I’m freighting any one, but this anger could blow any minute, and that’s what I’m afraid of.
Ben...Aaron...Tannim....They all draw back when I walked through because te angered me...and they we're my best friends.
I bring not friends into this. They are not the cause if this anger… HE is…I have done everything in my power to please him…but nothing wins. No its not CC…remember that.
If any of you have noticed, my sigs are looking less and less worked on…and that my sign of stress or anger,
It's hard to be sweet with such anger problam. I try my best to be the girl I once was...but...
I?m sure you all have seen me in my angered state. How I put my membership in danger of ban. How I cuss, and scream, and refuse to listen to anyone. Well?believe it or not, you guys are only seeing the puppy of my anger.
The true beast within me has not been awakened. But due to past events, TL leaveing, and all this other stuff, is awakening that beast within me faster than I can stop it. My anger has lost control, I nearly severely hurt Ben with a pencil.
I want peace from me?I want this awful anger gone?
Quote from Me
The wolf within me, Ben, will get me banned, sent to ISS, or dead. If I lose my anger, who knows what would happen?
Guys, I?m more serious than Bush was about bringing our troops home. Going off may lead to less respect to me, and I don?t like that. Look what happened to Ben. If anyone knows how I can calm down, please tell me.
That count to 10, punch a pillow, none of that works. My Naruto fighting game helps barely, so please, will you help me keep my anger down? Cuz if I don't, theres a good chance I'll get myself banned on all the forums I'm a part of...
I appreciate Blast because, unlike most people, he credit?s the person who made his sig even if the person is on another forum. =3
This concerns any people who care. I don?t want Flaming, and neither do the mods and admins.
Now, I know only few people here like Naruto, so, it only concerns them. You may join in if you wish, but no flaming.
Hinata, as we who saw the battle know, went into cardiac arrest, when she was forced to fight her brother, Neji. Hinata, as far as I know, hasn?t been seen in any other the new shows. You know, the shows with the new song ?Fighting Dreamers.? I nearly cried when I saw poor Hinata being carried away, so yeah, I wanna know something about her. Please inform me!
Then, Lee against Gaara? Of course I wanted Lee to win! Bushy Brow was an awesome ninja, and I knew for sure he?d win! But when he did that dangerous move?that can kill him?I knew that Gaara had lost. But when the screen allowed you to see Gaara, he had cushioned his fall with his sand. Then?the horrifying move of ?Sand Coffin? ?I burst into tears. It was the first time I had cried in a long time. Lee?.Hinata?.why those two? Why them? I hate Gaara and Neji. I despise them! When Hinata went into Cardiac Arrest, that was one of those times when a show makes your heart feel so helpless.
I ask you, what happened to these two sweet and awesome ninjas? Are they okay? Will they ever show up again? Did Lee survive? Did Hinata live? When I saw the hurt look on Naruto?s and Sakrua?s face, I wanted to learn more. Please! Did Lee and Hinata live? Has Gaara ever shown his face? And, for whatever reason, will these two recover?
And one last thing, on the song fighting dreamers, you see the people who passed run by. That one guy who had the dog didn?t pass! He got his ass kicked by Naruto! Why is he running by?! I?m angry, sad, and totally confused, Please help me!
?.Did Lee and Hinata make it? ;_;
My friends at school today got in a fight over?well?.me. They kept saying who I was most like?
Quote from TannimYou know what? I think your most like Naruto. Your hyper, strong, and you aren?t afraid to show how angry or tough you are!
Quote from BenNaruto? Ha. She?s more like Zelda. Zelda can be prissy, like her, but can turn into a tomboy like in Ocarina of Time.
Quote from AaronShe?s Midna! She?s taunting, funny, and tall! Like Midna in her true form!
Quote from BrookShe?s like Hinata guys. She very sweet, and shy, and most of all, helpful!
Personally, I don?t think I?m any of them. I think I?m the 3rd one and the 1st one. But really, who do you think I?m most like so I can settle this between my friends?
Chapter 21: Large Ghost Boss
Link: Okay King, lets head to the earth temple!
King: Blondie, you have to get us there!!!
Medli: …
Link: I do everything! *warps them to the Earth Temple*
*in the temple*
Medli: Eww! Moblins! Those things are disgusting!
Link: Ssssh! You’ll offend them!
Medli: No I wont! Moblins don’t got no feelings!
Link: Shut up! They’ll hear you!
Medli: No they won’t!
Moblin: Intruders! Intruders! *makes a fire alarm sound*
Moblin #2: What the- YOU!
Link: THEM!
Medli: Us!
Link & The Moblins: *look at her*
Medli: What?
Link: RUN!
Medli: *flies*
Link: I said run but, okay!
Medli: *Lands on a switch*
Door: Oh yes! I have been opened!
Link: Hmm…
Medli: Oh! I opened a door! I actually did something!
Link: -.-;
Medli: Yay for me!
Link: Yeah…when you save the Great Sea, then I’ll care.
Medli: =3
Link: -_-;
Medli: You gotta go?
Link: What?
Medli: Either you gotta pee really bad, or your embarrassed to be next to me.
Link: -_-; The second one.
Medli: :^D
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Medli: Ooh! What’s that?!
Link: 0_0; A ReDead!
Medli: It looks so lonely! Why don’t we go cheer it up?! =)
Link: Medli! It’s a rotting human with no teeth and earlobes the size of my head.
Medli: So? Lets go cheer it up!
Link: No!
Medli: *walks up* Hi, I’m Medli! I’m a Rito! What’s your name?
ReDead: *stares*
Medli: You’ve got pretty black eyes. Where are you pupils?
ReDead: *stares*
Medli: So, how long have you been decaying in this old place?
ReDead: *holds up 3 fingers*
Medli: 3 years?
Link: *mumbles* more like 3000 years.
Medli: So, want to get out of here? I’m sure you’d look awesome in a tan!
ReDead: *screams*
Medli: Oh, you don’t like sunlight? Hmm…
Link: Ugh, Medli, lets go!!
ReDead: *sees Link*
Link: 0_0!!!
ReDead: *screams*
Link: GAH! ITS EYES! ITS HEAD! THEY GREW SCARIER! OMFG! HELP ME! HELP ME! ITS RIPPING MY HEAD OFF! HELP ME! AGH! OMFG ITS GONNA EAT ME ALIVE! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Medli: Link…
Link: OMG! GET THIS RAPING MACHINE OFF ME! AGH!!!!
Medli: Link…nothings on you.
Link: o.o
Medli: ^_^
ReDead: *Is still screaming*
Link: *grabs Medli and they run past*
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*at the bosses room*
Link: Huh? What in the-
Poes: Gah! Intruder! *all form together*
Jalhulla: You cannot defeat someone with this big a belly! …
Naruto: Hey! I forgot to come in!
Link: -_-
Naruto: What are you looking at?
Link: Why aren’t you at the Animal Shelter?
Naruto: Say what?!
Link: really, why aren’t you?
Naruto: Why you-
Link: I mean really! Some kid may want to adopt you!
Naruto: Can I ask you something?
Link: What kitty? Better hurry before animal control comes.
Naruto: Why aren’t you at Santa’s Workshop making toys for all the good little boys and girls?
Link: *gasp* Oh no you didn’t!
Naruto: >=)
Jalhulla: Can we fight now?
Naruto: Yeah sure. But I will return!
Link: Bring it on Fatty!
Jalhulla: Rawr!
* THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW IS TO BLODDY TO CONTINUE, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE END OF THE BATTLE, AWSOME*
Link: F*** you! *stabs*
Poe: *blood comes pouring out*
Link: Wait a minute! If you a ghost, how can there be blood?
*AND NOW WE’RE BACK!*
Medli: *plays the Earth God’s Lyric*
Link: *conducts*
Laruto: 8888!
Link: Hmm?
Laruto: 8888. 8888!
Link: Awesome! My sword is powered up!
Loved for being such a sweet heart!
Chapter 20: Medli Awakes as the Earth Sage
Link: Sweet! I shall go to Medli! But hell, compared to Zelda, shes just cute!
King: Huh?
Link: What? Damn it, that was suppose to be a thought.
King: X]
Link: We have to go to Medli King!
King: I’m on it! *begins drifting toward Dragon Roost*
Link: …Why aren’t you sailing?
King: ’Cause my sail is ripped.
Link: No way!
King: Yes way!
Link: Ugh…
*4 long….terrible days later*
King: Do you have to dramatize everything?!
Link: What?
King: You played the ’Song of Passing’ to dramatize the situation!
Link: So!
King: I hate you so much Blondie.
Link: =3
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Medli: *strums all the strings* I think I sound absolutely terrific!
Link: Yeah, to the seagulls
Medli: Link! When did you get here?
Link: 2 moments ago.
Medli: Really? You sure?
Link: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.
Medli: Le Gaspeh! You have a baton?! Will you conduct me?!
Link: Sure. *conducts*
Medli: *faints*
Link: *stands there*
Medli: *hit’s the ground*
Steelia: CUT! Link, your suppose to catch her before she falls.
Shrukan: Heh…she fell….
Medli: Huh? Where am I?
Laruto: 888888888888888888888888
Medli: I-I’m the sage of the Earth Temple? NO WAY!
Laruto: 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Medli: Awesome!
Laruto: 8888888
Medli: :D
Laruto: 888888888888888888
Medli: X]
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Link: Atleast I’m not some ninja with whiskers!
Naruto: I’m not a ninja! Oh…I mean I’m not a cat! You elf!
Link: I’m not an elf!
Medli: o.o;
Err...
Farily OddParents {They suck! I can't stand them!}
That is all.
Chapter 2: Link in the Leaf Village
Link screamed as he fell through a worm hole of bright and dark purples. Link landed on the ground with a sicking thud. Link groaned a stood up.
“Huh? Wh-where am I?” Link asked himself as he stood up. He looked at the sign in front of him. “The Leaf Village?” He walked into the village.
Link noticed that this place was full of strange people. They didn’t have pointed ears like him, they had normal sized ears. Link looked around. No one carried a sword or shield. Suddenly, he was greeted by a man with white hair.
“Hello there. You seem surprised to be in a place like this.” the man said. He wore a mask over one side of his face, and his right eye was covered with some sort of headband.
“Where have you come from?” The man asked
Link struggled with his words “I come from Hy-Hyrule sir.”
“Really? Where’s that?”
“You’ve never heard of Hyrule?”
“No, really, I haven’t. But where are my manners? I’m Kakashi.”
“Kakashi? Err….I’m Link.”
Kakashi laughed “Wow! You ARE foreign! Never heard a name like that.” Link didn’t let him see that that had offended him. Kakashi raised a hand to the back of his head. “Why don’t you come with me? You could get lost around here.”
“Lost? It’s a village.”
“So? Everyone get’s lost in a village one time or another.”
“Okay.”
Link followed Kakashi to a place called The Ramen Shop. A waitress put a bowl in front of Link. He made a disgusted face at the stuff in front of him.
“You don’t like it?” Kakashi asked
“Huh? Oh….what the heck is it?” Link replied
“Ramen Soup. Ever heard of it?”
“No.”
“Hmm…hey, what’s with the sword and shield?”
“What? I use them. I’ve got a bow and arrow to.”
“Dang, have you ever considered ninja weapons?”
“What?”
“Aren’t you a ninja?”
“No! I’m a Hylian!”
“Hmm.”
After the soup, Kakashi led him out of the village, and into a field. In the distance, Link saw three people and he knew that Kakashi was taking him to them.
“Ugh, where’s Kakashi Sensei?” Sakura asked “He’s always late!” Sakura was a pink haired girl with turquoise eyes. She wore a red dress like blouse. “Really? What’s new?” replied Sasuke. Sasuke was a black haired boy who wore a blue shirt over white shorts. His black hair hung over his eyes. On the ground sat a spiky haired blonde boy with blue eyes and whiskers on each side of his face. He had on an orange suit. “Aww, c’mon guys. Sensei can’t help it if he gets side tracked.”
“Shut your face ya little rodent.” Sasuke said
“What did you call me?!” Naruto cried
“Stop it you two.” Sakura warned “Look! It’s Kakashi Sensei!”
“Who’s that kid with him?” Naruto asked
“Hi guys.” Kakashi said “Meet Link. He’s from…err….some place called Hyrule.”
“Hyrule?!” The three cried “Where’s that?!”
“I….uh….It’s where I’m from…and….uh…”
“Come on guys, give him a break. He’s lost, apparently.”
“I fell into a hole.” Link said angrily “I’m not lost! I just fell through a hole!”
“Whoa, take it easy man!” Naruto said, raising his arms “We didn’t mean to offended you!”
“Yeah.” Sakura said “We just thought you looked odd.”
“Um…” Sasuke said “You’ve got a problem. Any way we can help?”
“Send me back to Hyrule!” Link screamed, his arm reaching for his sword
“Hey now, put that down.” Kakashi warned
“No! Send me home! I hate this place! Take me home to Hyrule!”
Naruto took a step back from Link, afraid that the strong 17 year old could draw his sword any minute. Link drew his sword and got into his fighting stance. Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi jumped back. Link suddenly heard a familiar whinny. Putting the sword back on his back, he looked behind him. Epona had fallen through the hole and was running this way!
Link stepped in front of Epona and she stopped. “Hey girl!” he said, rubbing the horses nose “How’d you get here?”
Epona snorted in reply. Sakura looked at Link and said “She’s a very pretty horse. What’s her name?”
“Epona. I got her from Lon-Lon Ranch.” The ninja’s, of course, had no idea what he was talking about, but they went along with it.
Meanwhile, in the land of Hyrule, Zelda paced in her room. She looked at a picture of her and Link on the wall, her favorite picture. “Oh Link, where are you?”
“Princess,” said a guard “We have searched all over Hyrule. There is no sign of him.”
“Where could he be?” Zelda asked, her eyes beginning to water
“I wish I could answer that Zelda…I wish I could…”
“Did you find anything?”
“Well…we did find a rather large sink hole in the middle of the field east of Lon-Lon Ranch.”
Zelda was suddenly stabbed with fear. “What if Link fell in there?”
“Then there is nothing we can do, princess.” The guard turned, and left the room without a single good bye.
Zelda looked out her window, and gasped in horror. The sin hole that the guard had told her about, was now a dark shade of purple. Zelda watched as a large beast emerged from the hole. Zelda screamed as the monster began to grow larger until it was larger then Hyrule Castle its self. Not knowing what it was, and her hero no where insight, she gathered up her goddess powers and went to challenge the beast.
I've got 3 nieces alright? Rylee, the adorable little blonde. Emma, the adorable little red head. But Alexis, she untorlable, but I love her!
We're going to a Hannah Montana concert on December 12, and we were gonna bring Landon, the stupid little kid down the street with us.
BUT THAT GODDAMN SON OF A BASTERD SAID HE DIDN'T WANNA GO BECAUSE ALEXIS WAS GOING! F***ING SHIT!
I'm angry, pissed off more than I've ever been. I hate that kid! He needsto shut his goddamn mouth!
F*** you Landon! t('_'t)
I enjoy Steelia because he rocks! Awsome sig,banners, and Midna for SSBB! You rock!
Chapter 19: The Earth Temple
Link: Where we heading?
King: The earth Temple blonde.
Link: Why?
King: Cause I said. But first, warp to the hidden place.
Link: …The hidden place?
*warps*
Link: What in the name of Hyrule! It’s just an empty…What the hell!
Queen of all fairies: Hello! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK TONIGHT?!?!
Link: Huh?
QOAF: Buddy your young boy gonna be a big man some day, you got mud on yo’ face, ya big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place singin’ we will! We will, rock you! we will! We will, rock you! *gives the fire and ice arrows*
Link: DA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE FIRE AND ICE ARROWS FROM SOME FREAKY QUEEN OF THE FAIRIES! SWEETNESSS!
King: Now, we go to the volcano!
Link: Um…
*They went through a lot of crap to get the bracelets then link had to sail his ass over to the earth temple again*
Link: Huh? What’s this?
Naruto: Hold it right there!
Link: What the-
Naruto: You gonna have to beat me if you wanna play that music!
Link: Bring it kitty!
Naruto: Grrr…..Shadow Clone Jutsu!
Link: Whoaaaa! I must be high on crack! There’s like, five of you!
Naruto #1: It’s my jutsu! I’m suppose to have more of me!
Link: Ha ha. That funneh.
Naruto #3: Shut up! Prepare to take a beating.
Link: Oh my. I’m scared.
Naruto 1-5: *all charge at him with knifes drawn*
Link: *side steps*
Naruto 1-5: Oh shit!
Link: Hoy ya! *plays music*
Laruto:
Link: Huh? Who are you?
Laruto:
Link: So your Laruto and want me to find someone with a harp like yours?
Laruto:
Link: I’m on it!
Welcoem to my new series, When World's Colliade! It's where the Hero of Time, Link, meets the hyper leaf village ninja, Naruto!
"Naruto" meets "Link" ...Odd....If you judge this by its name and chacters, I'mma gonna kick you in da butt.
When World?s Collide
Chapter One: Hyrule
Link was a young man by the age of seventeen. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and wore a tunic. The sword on his back felt heavier then it did before, for some reason he did not know. He sat at the edge of Lake Hylia, a sparkling, clear lake that was connected to Zora?s Domain. Link glanced back at his horse, Epona.
Epona had her head down, munching on grass. Epona was a large horse, with a white mane and tail. Her bright, chestnut body made her different from the other horses at the ranch where she came from. Link yawned and looked under the water. A Zora was there. It popped its little fish head out.
?How are you today good sir??
?Fine really. I miss the adventures I used to go on.?
?Adventures? Odd. Your adventures led to us peaceful Zora?s to be frozen.?
?I saved you though.?
?True. How you doing with Zelda??
?Zelda? Fine. But this Master Sword has grown dreadfully heavy, I have no idea why though.?
?Strange. Well, I must leave you, Princess Ruto must be back and she is picking her king.?
?That means I better stay out of the domain huh??
They both laughed. Epona snorted suddenly and reared. Link looked back at her, his hand on the swords handle, ready to bring it out if any danger came. Epona was only snorting a fly away. A slight breeze passed by, and Epona?s head suddenly jerked up. Link, startled by Epona?s sudden jerk, turned quickly around. ?What?s wrong Epona?? Epona answered with a rear and kick at Link?s head.
?Whoa!? Link cried, dodging Epona?s hoof. Jumping to his feet, Link jumped onto Epona?s back, but before he could settle down on her back, she started to gallop.
Link tried his best to restrain his frightened horse, but the reins for to far out of reach. Suddenly, Link saw a large sink hole come into view. He struggled to pull himself into the saddle, but Epona galloping and not slowing down prevented him from doing that. Epona stopped at the edge of the hole, and Link went flying into its dark depths.
I'm glad your alive because your really sweet and boo ya! Stealing pics from ZU is sexy! XD ;D