I didn't know where to put this. My bad. ^^;
The love thread! I told ya'll I would make one. *smiles* Now, considering past events, and current ones, you can't but help to think:
"What has the world come to?"
Well, in this thread, tell the person above you how much you love them! Or are thankful thier alive! Or appriacte thier esixtence. Break any of my 'love' rules and you'll force me to go buckwild on you.
Begin.
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Ta-da!
Chapter 18: Princess Zelda, Part III
Link: You! How dare you kidnap my sister! Who do you think you are?!
Ganondorf: I am…Turtle Lover. I have a face that looks like it was craved by turtle angels…Turtle…I have the eyes of a blue-eyed turtle…
Link: What….are you talking about?
Ganondorf: *buiteful music plays as he dramatically turns around*
Link: …What are you doing?
Ganondorf: I am Ganondorf! Lord of the Turtles!
Link: Whoa! *almost pukes*
Ganondorf: Told you I was a sexy turtle beast.
Link: Sexy? Oh please! You make my Grandma look 50 years younger!
Ganondorf: Turtle! You think you can hurt me? Well, turtle, that sword you hold is useless. It’s crap. Like turtle crap. You cannot hurt meh.
Link: Oh yeah? *charges*
Ganondorf: *is not hurt* You dumbass turtle. Go to heck and tell them to destruct this sword.
Link: :0
Tetra: Like, not when I’m around!
Ganondorf: No turtley turtle waaaay!
Tetra: Yes wa- Put me down!
Ganondorf: You little turtle of a sea rat!
Link: Put her- *cough* Down!
Ganondorf: Make me!
Link: I will!
Ganondorf: Huh? My Triforce is glowing like the back on a sea turtle! At long last! I have found you! Princess Ruto! Oops…I mean….Zelda!
Tetra: Like, what are you so totally talking about, fat ass face?
Komali: NOOOOOOOOO! I WILL SAVE YOU TETRA! *grabs*
Medli: *grabs link* LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Alright!
*Later, in Hyrule Castle*
Naruto: Stop!
Link: Oh great, not you again.
Tetra: Who’s he?
Naruto: Ugh! It’s not important! I can’t let you guys through.
Link: Why not?
Naruto: ‘Cause Gay-non told me to.
Link: …Gay-non?
Naruto: Isn’t that how you pronounce his name?
Link: No! But that is hilarious!
Naruto: Enough talk! You shall not pa- Darn it! I gotta be more alert.
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King: Yes! Zelda, you have arrived!
Tetra: Like, who are you?
King: Your grandpa.
Tetra: :0
Link: *bursts out laughing*
Tetra: Wh-What are gonna like, so totally do to me?
King: Watch…
Link: OMFG! I CAN’T SEE! BLIND! BLIND! NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! OH MY GOSH! I NEVER KNEW HOW TO FLY A KITE! WTF IS A KITE ANYWAY! IT’S THE END OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!
Zelda: Huh?
King: Yep.
Link: *drools* OMG…where have you been all my life?
Zelda: I-I…What? My…fate…
Link: Wow…. MY fate!
Zelda: King….is this really me? Am I really a princess? ..The Princess of Hyrule?
King: Yep. And Link is the Descendant of the Hero of Time. Only he’s the Hero of Winds.
Zelda: …He is?
King: Link….come…. *disappears*
Link: Coming!
Zelda: Link?
Link: Yes, Zelda?
Zelda: Everything is my fault….I am so sorry….so…I want to give you something…
Link: Please let it be a kiss, please let it be a kiss!
Zelda: You better kick everyone’s ass! Don’t let no one kick yours!
Link: Can me give you something?
Zelda: No. Go.
Link: damn it! Bye.
Midnight stopped kicking the gate. The feeling as now unbearable. "Who's there?" He screamed, angered by the gate. He felt stupid, but he knew that someone, or something, was around.
Midnight drew his black crystal ball, releasing the beast within. "Midnight!" He cried to the little black dog, "Find what is bringing me great tension!"
The dog sniffed the air, but could not pick up Aden's scent. He glanced back at his master, then back at the sky. His fur rose up and the dog growled.
"Have you found it?" Midnight asked the dog. Aden only sat there, siltently awaiteding Midnights move.
I snuck on guys! I'm posting the next chapter. <.< >.>
Chapter 17: Princess Zelda part II
Link: Soooooooooooo….King, where do we go?
King: To the Forsaken Fortress Blondie!
Link: Why?
King: I SAID to the Forsaken Fortress Blondie!
Link: And I said why.
King: To save your sister!!!
Link: Well duhhhhh. What makes you think I don’t know? Dumbass.
King: I wanna kill you so damn bad.
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Link: The fortress eh? Sweet! This’ll be a snap!
Phantom Ganon: Boo!
Link: Whoa! The hell!
Phantom Ganon: Boo!
Link: …Do you do anything?
Phantom Ganon: Boo!
Link: Can you say anything?
Phantom Ganon: Boo!
Link: …Besides ‘boo’?
Phantom Ganon: Rawr.
Link: …Besides ‘Rawr’?
Phantom Ganon: Why yes my good sir. Now if you excuse me, I have been sent to eliminate you. Good day my good sir.
Link: Huh?
Phantom Ganon: Lord Ganondorf has sent me to exterminate you. He said you are a, and I quote. “A turtley turtle pest with not turtle life….Turtle.”
Link: …Did this guy watch Master of Disguise?
Phantom Ganon: Yes he did my fine sir. Say hello to Little Nicky for me.
Link: HUH?! What makes you think I’m going down there?!
Phantom Ganon: I don’t know.
Link: Oh my goodness! Look! Uh…hmm….Midna’s wearing a bikini!
Me: Am not.
Link: My bad…uh…Shrukan is!
Shrukan: B/tch I know you ain’t talking to me!
Link: My bad I meant uh….Dark Link and god of Zelda are!
DL & GOZ: SAY WHAT?!
Link: -_-
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Link: Aryll? Aryll, are you alive?
Aryll: Big brothra! Wat’s crackin homie?
Link: …What happened to you?
Maggie: Yo’ dude shes street talking yo man. Damn dawg have you been playing in mud?
Link: Are you kidding me?! I went through dark, murky water, stabbed and killed enemy after enemy, got thrown from many places, fell in mug, got attacked by pigs, slashed by large enemies, and you think I should look like I just got out of the shower?!
Tetra: Like, that’d so totally be a wonderful site.
Link: Gah! It’s you!
Tetra: Like, so totally me.
Link: Why are you here?
Tetra: You think I’d like, so totally let you rescue these girls and you get all the totally awesome fame? Like, no.
Link: Can you say one sentence with out saying ‘like’ or ‘totally?’
Tetra: Totally.
Link: Ugh!
Tetra: Gonzo, like, gather up the girls and throw them onto the ship. And like, so totally bring me my mirror. I think I got a zit!
Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Aryll: *Snaps out of the street talk* Big brother! You saved me!!!
Link: Aryll! I saved you!
*run forward to give hugs. Happy music plays. The screen fads to black*
Prince_Zora: …That’s it? The parody’s over?
The Twilight Hunter: No way!
Shrukan: Are you kidding me?!
Dark Link: NOOOOOOOO!
Me: Excuse me?! Tetra! You ain’t got no zit! Do the part right damn it!
Tetra: Like, fine.
*returns to where they are about to hug*
Tetra: Like, hold it right there. Like Link, don’t you like, so totally have some grown up stuff to do?
Aryll: Huh?
Tetra: Yeah.
Aryll: Oh. Bye! *runs off*
Link: What was that for! And what grown up stuff?
Tetra: *Takes off blue jacket* I think you like, so totally know what I mean.
Link: o.o;
Tetra: I’m so totally kidding. You like, gotta kill Helamoroc King.
Link: Oh!
Tetra: Bye! *winks*
Link: o.o;
Helamoroc King: Halt! You, you have returned for a beating?
Link: Beating? HA! I’m gonna kick your ass faster then you can say 2.
Helamoroc King: Two.
Link: Huh? No! I was kidding!
Helamoroc King: Rawr! Prepare to die! *Place starts to flood*
Link: !!!
Helamoroc King: Mwa ha ha ha!
Link: *runs up staircase*
Helamoroc King: *at the top* *Lands in front of Link* You will drown here!
Link: No! Oh no I won’t! *Brings out the skull hammer* Huh? Where’d this come from? Oh well. *Smashes Helamoroc’s face in*
Helamoroc King: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *falls into water below*
Link: YES! *runs toward tower*
I'll be back soon! I'll work real hard in school, so I may return faster. There's no need to fear! 
I'm leaveing for awhile so, I'm posting the next chapter.
Chapter 16: Princess Zelda part I
Link: Huh? Wh-What is this strange thing?!
King: Behind you or in the front? Well, the tinhg behind you is called an ass and the thing in front is a-
Link: I KNOW what it is.
King: What?
Link: What did Orca say it was?? …um…Oh yeah! A pencil!
King: Blondie, why are we even having this disgusting discussion?
Link: You started it.
King: You must receive the Master Sword Blondie. Go!
Link: Fine! Stupid idiot.
King: I heard that!
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Link: Hey! Writer! You’ve beaten the game, tell me how to do this!
Muigi: Midna’s not here.
Link: What do you mean?
Muigi: I told everyone to hold her down. She mad at yoooooou.
Link: Freakin…ugh….
Midna: What did you call me?
Shrukan: Sorry! Lol, she smacked me.
Dark Link: She bit me!
Shrukan: I know! It was funny.
Link: …
Midna: Get this over with will ya?! I gotta a lot of damn homework to do!
Prince_Zora: Heh, lol. How is he gonna do that if he doesn’t know what to do?
Link: *opens basement*
Everyone: Well….okay… *leaves*
Link: Oh my good golly gosh! The sword! *pulls sword out* Whoa…who turned on the color?
Moblin: *is singing Ganon’s theme with the classic DA-DA-DA theme*
Link: …
Moblin: Huh?! Who goes there?!
Link: Meh! The Hero of Winds! Fear my brand new-
Moblin: You!
Link: Me?
Naruto: Them.
Everyone: Us!
Link: Uh…
Link: *Kills all the kings moblins and all the kings nuts-* Whoa!
Me: WHAT?!
Link: All the kings nuts?
Me: Dark Nuts dumbass.
Link: Oh!
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Well everyone, I'm said to say that I'll be leaveing for a short while. I'm not mad or anything! I's just my grades in school are...uh....awful. Two F's already. <.< >.>
I'll be back as soon as they are brought up! Keep my parody alive for me, okay? :wwlink:
Midnight shook of his confusion. He knew that this match was diffrent from his past, but he wouldn't expect it to be like this. He raised his sword and brought it down on Tywar's shoulder again. This time, deeping the wound. "I refuse to stop!" Midnight cried. Midnight then hit Tywar on the back of the neck with the handle on the sword.
Midnight did not understand these words, and he wasn't about to. He started slashing away at any illusion in his way. Midnight was becoming angry. His arm felt heavy as he slashed away illusion after illsuion. His long black hair was wild about his face, and finally, he saw the real Tywar.
OoC: This battle is kinda weird if ya ask me Ty. X]
BiC: Midnight slashed at Tywar again, this time, hitting him right on his shoulder again. Midnight always aimed for the shoulder. "Give up." Midnight said to Tywar "Your words are useless to me."
Sweet! I really liked those. Thanks for finding them HMS!
"Serious? Ha!" Midnight thrusted his sword again at Tywar's stomach, missing once more. The battle with Tywar was a long and hard one, and Midnight wasn't used to it. Midnight slashed at Tywar again, only to miss. He decided that he was only wasteing his time. He decided to slash at Tywar with another strike. A hit! Midnight cut Tywar on the leg, but it was nothing more then a cut.
Midnight falls to the ground. He jumps himself to his feet and sneers. "He fights so freely. Like he knows what he's doing! Midnight thought. He raised his sword and brought it down on Tywar's shoulder, not meaning to. He was aiming for his leg. Midnight jumped back, startled, at what he had accidently done.
OoC: Seriously! Your a good fighter!
BiC: Midnight stood up. A twig had slashed his face a little, but he held his ground. "Actions?" Midnight repeated "Ha! No one tells me squat!" He picked up his sword and spun around. Only to Tywar staring strait ahead as if in deep thought. Midnight's fast down trust made Tywar move just in time. Midnight decided to go from offensive, to defensive.
Midnight raised his sword in an offensive state. "So, you think you can defy me?" Midnight knew he was losing his mind, but it was war. Belle was dead, and he was after anyone who got in his way. "Prepare for a battle you'll never forget Tywar!" Midnight trust his sword toward Tywar. Only to relize he was in a defensive poise.
Midnight jumped. He took a look at Tywar and screamed. "You!" Midnight cried angerily "Are you the one the call Tywar?"
"Yes I am." Tywar replied
"Prepare to die!" Midnight said, drawing his sword. Midnight didn't know why, but he seemed like he could attack and kill anything in his way. After all, he was out to seek revenge for Belle. Midnight raised his sword above his head and cried
"Warrior Tywar!" Midnight screamed "This is WAR!"
Tywar wanted to battle...
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Midnight walked through the rain in anger. Kicked out of his own house by his sister, pitiful. He walked until he remembered his sword. He drew his sword and wlaked off with it out. Midnight always had a feeling he was being watched.
Goosebumps arouse on his arm as he walked through the cold rain. His long black hair was matted down on his forehead, and his weapons felt heavier. It began to rain harder, and Midnight was feeling weak. He drew his orb, and spoke to the dog within.
"Will you stop weakining me?" He said to the dog "I can barely walk." The dog whimpered. As he continued to walk, he remembered something he wish he didn't remember. He had heard of a fighter by the name of Tywar, who lurked around wherever he went. Midnight suddenly became more alert, slashing at the smallest sound.
The feeling sent a chill down Midnight's back. He kept thinking he was beeing watched, but he was so sure he was alone. He struggled to open the gate, to get rid of this strange feeling, but the gate would not open. He slamed the gate his his fist and cried out angrily.
"Why does this happen to me?!" Midnight cried out "Why?!" Sweat drenched his back, and dripped from his reddning face. He was angered that Rylee had sent him to get a speical item for her, she had powers, she could've gotten it.
Midnight rattled the gate more until the feeling became unbearable. Drawing his sword, he looked around. "Who's there?" he cried out. No answer. Feeling stupid, be turned back to the gate and slashed away at the lock. The sunsetting, he decided to kick things up a kontch.
HAHAHAHA! XD
*Throws...uh...a TV*
*Midna comes in totally confused*
Huh? What's going on here- Agh! Get it away! *starts beating redead with a stick*
Shannon "Rose" Gillespie
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