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You guys are lucky I'm done with this chapter. Bed time for me!

Chapter 12: The Bomb Bag

Link: Thanks for Farore?s Pearl Great Deku Tree.

GDT: Noooooooooo problem!

Link: *runs off* Hey King! Look! I got the second one!

KORL: Whoa, now you?ve got ****ing 4 balls!

Link: What? I?ve only got 2 pearls and what are- Oh your disgusting!

KORL: ****ing moron. Are you gonna stand there like a moron or are we gonna go to get the next ****ing pearl?

Link: Yes!

KORL: You better ****ing sail this time moron.

Link: I enjoy your company.

KORL: Off we go.
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KORL: Why are we ****ing here at Windfall?

Link: I saw Tetra?s ship. I think she?s here!

KORL: Ugh.

Link: Be right back! *runs off*

KORL: *Notices the ship* Why hello there. How long have you been here?
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Link: Hello? Is anyone in there? ?In the bomb shop?

Voice: NO!

Link: *Walks to over side and climbs in through hole* The pirates!

Smarty: Yo Gonzo, you know how Tetra is all pretty and all that?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Smarty: Well, if you and Tetra got married, you guys would have a very smart kid!

Link: Eww.

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: Like, that is like so totally gross. I?m 12 and he?s like, what? 32?

Link: Heh.

Tetra: See you guys at the bar. *Hears link giggle* *looks up*

Link: sh/t!

Tetra: *winks*
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Link: I got in the ship! Yes! Now where?s Nikko?

Nikko: LOL! Newbie is back!

Link: -_-

Nikko: Wazz up newbie? Since the mods and admin is away, have you come to play? LOL!

Link: No. I?ve come for something else. Like a bomb bag.

Nikko: LOL! I shoulda guessed. WTF man. *gives*

Link: DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA! YOU STOLE SOMETHING FROM THE PIRATES! THEIR NOT SO HOT NO MORE!

Nikko: ROFLMAO

Link: Huh?! The stone! *answers* Gah! Tetra!

Tetra: Your so totally a rat. Are like, stealing from me? Whatever. You won?t win. You won?t.

Chapter 11: Kalle Demos

Link:*Fly over to the Forbidden Woods* This place is freaky. I mean, really! Look at all this crappy sh/t.

Pile of sh/t: You just hate me because I?m brown.

Link: ?Where?d you come from?

Pile of sh/t: Duh. An ass.

Link: o.o *walks away*

Pile of sh/t: Don?t run away from your feelings!

Link: Hmm?Where do I go? Hey writer! Take we where I need to go!

Me: Okay! *Opens up a portal to hell*

Link: Gah! Not there! *Walks around for hours* *Finds the boss door*

Door: Halt!

Link: Oh no! I don?t have the key!

Door:
You do not need a key
You do not need to cry,
All you must do, is give my riddle try!

Link: Oh yeah? Lay it on me.

Door:
A man is running in the ran you see
But his hair does not wet at all
The ran runs down his face,
But his hair stays dry. Why?

Link: He?s bald.

Door: Correct. *Opens*

Link: Sweet!

Maker: H-help me! P-P-Please!

Link: Aww! So cute!

Maker: P-P-Please!

Kalle Demos: *Eats Maker* Tastes like a damn pencil.

Link: Hey! Wait a minute!

Kalle Demos: Damn it, what?

Link: The boomerang! I don?t have it!

Kalle Demos: So?

Link: I can?t fight you without it!

Steelia: *Throws boomerang* Hurry! Restrain Midna!

Midna: Let me go! I?ll sho him what he forgot! He got forgot vitamin dose of M!

Dark Link: M?

Midna: ME! Let me go!

Shrukan: *Helps drag me away* *Comes back* DL, come on.

DL: Why? I wanna see the fight!

Shrukan: *Grabs his ear and walks away*

Link: *Cuts vines* Give him back!

Kalle Demos: Never damn it!

{The battle takes place for hours, finally Link kills Kalle Demos}

Kalle Demos: Damn it! Lights fading, limbs growing cold. Head?falling off?.*dies*

Maker: Y-Y-You s-s-s-saved me! T-Thank you elf!

Link: What?

Maker: T-T-Thank you. A-Are you h-here t-to save m-me?

Link:: Uh huh.

Maker: T-Thank y-you.
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GDT: Maker! Your alive!

Maker: C-Can I-I play my s-song?

GDT: Suuuuuuuuuuure!

Maker: *Plays*

Link: Heey! That?s pretty catchy!

{To be continued on the next chapter. *Evil smile*}

Yeah, like the one shrukan posted! Thank you.

I've got all those. ^^;

I mean like, her in her imp form at the mirror of twilight, her at the palace of twilight with link, her face when she killed Zant, those kind.

I have looked EVERYWHERE for good pics of Midna. Google, Yahoo, Myspace, and even planet renders!

The screenshots I've found are SO oringanl. Like the one where you first met her, and shes one your back/standing there. I've seen plenty of those.

Can someone help me find good ones?

Yay me. I work with GIMP, and I've made some more. Tell me what you think of them:

Nooooooooo! I've been sucked into a black hole! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yep. ^_^

Glad you liked it.

Is Kellie Demos the name of the boss?

Attention People. I've got bad news. I quit!

Got cha.

Chapter 10: The Deku Leaf

Link: I?m off to see the Great Deku Tree!

KORL: Then go see the ****ing tree moron. Don?t piss on him.

Link: o.O You disgusting little boat.

KORL: Ha. Lol.

Link: *Uses the grappling hook and gets to the tree* Hmm?

Red Chu-Chu: *Red Appears on The Great Deku Trees Cheek*

Great Deku Tree: Nooooo! I?ve got a zit!

Red Chu-Chu: Hee! Die! *humps*

Green Chu-Chu: Yeah! *Humps*

Link: ..That?s disgusting. *Rolls into tree*

Chu-Chus: *Fall off*

Link: *Draws sword* Wait, what am I doing?

Chu-Chu: *Kills Link*

Link: *faints* What?.who?.why?.who did that???can?t?breath?dieing?

Me: Mwa ha! What did I tell you?! I said you?d die!!! >:^D

Shrukan: ?OMG?

Steelia: ?Really. Poor Link.

Dark Link: Meh. I don?t care.

Everyone: *Stares*

Dark Link: What? I?m the dark side of link! Why would I care?

Me: And I?m a freaky little imp, you don?t see ME saying I don?t care. And Link.

Link: Huh?

Me: I don?t care.

Vaati: ?

Link: Leave?.now.

*Leave*

Great Deku Tree: Noooo! You saved me!

Link: Heh, no problem.

Great Deku Tree: My babies are saved! I- who?s that?

Me: *Flamethrower in hand* Speed it up fatty.

Great Deku Tree: Nooo! Korocks, please, hurry and get him a deku leaf!!

Link: Hmm?

Korock: Here you are. Oh, and GDT, Maker fell in the forbidden woods. LOL.

Link: ?

Chapter 9: The Forest Haven

Link: King! Look! I got the pearl! I got the pearl!

Medli: *Comes running* Pearl? That?s a fire rock.

Link: Nuh-uh!

Medli: There?s on think I?ve been wanting to say since I?ve met you.

Link:? OMG she loves me!

Medli: Is that a skirt your wearing?

Link: No.. -_-

Komali: WHY? DO YOU STILL WANT THIS PEARL?!

Link: Stop yelling.

Komali: HERE! YOU CAN HAVE IT! VALOO! I?M COMING!

Medli: Komali, wait! See you later Link.

Link: Buh-bye?Oh she is so hot!

KORL: Somebody?s in ****ing looooove.

Link: Am not.

KORL: Are to.

Link: Fine! Let?s go to the Forest Haven.

KORL: No.

Link: Why?!

KORL: Because! You don?t know the Wind song yet. An-

Me: ALRIGHT LOOK HERE PINKIE, YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WANT TO WRITE ALL THAT?!

KORL: I?m red. And no.

Me: YEAH! SO HA!

Link: I?m gonna go learn the song.

Me: Fine! I?ll be sure to make you die in the next battle! *Leaves*

Shrukan: Lol, Midna?s ticked.

Vaati: Ya think?

Dark Link: Moo ha!

Steelia: ?I think we should leave.

KORL: Yeah. Really.
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Link: ^ < > The Wind?s Requiem? Hmm.

Zephos: Hoe! That?s some nice wind changing there hoe!

Link: You calling me a hoe?

Zephos: I?m not calling you a toe, hoe!

Link: ?

Zephos: My brother is mad. Bye!

Link: ?
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KORL: It?s about ****ing time you got her moron.

Link: -_- *Blows wind south* Ready?

KORL: Yes you ***ing moron.

Link: Uh!
*They ride all the way to the Forest Haven*

KORL: WHAT THE ****ING HELL! WHY DIDN?T YOU SAIL MORON?!

Link: I didn?t want to.

KORL: Look. There?s the forest haven.

Link: ?Damn.

Rawr! I got back up with one of my old BF's. A.K.A the one who dumped me because I'm to sweet.

He angers me, I show him my dark side, he likes me alot now, I break up with him.

Ha.

TADA!

{Continued}

Link: OMFG it is sooo hot in here!

Keese: Nah. Not really.

Link: o.o

Keese: What?

Link: *Walks away into the nearby room* Hey! What the hell is THAT?!

Chu-chu: I am Red! Here me roar!

Link: ?*Kills*

Chu-chu: I am dead! Here me blow! *explodes*

Link: What the hell!

Bokoblin: Imma beat girl with stick!

Link: Boy!

Bokoblin: Not boy damn you!

Link: Yes boy damn you! *Kills* *Walks* *Finds a key*

Key: I?m a key.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A KEY! YOU BETTER FIND ITS KEY HOLE! ?WAIT?WHAT?!

Door: Key hole!

Key: Door!

Link: Uh?*opens door* *Find Medli* Medli!

Medli: Help me! Their gonna f*** me!

Bokoblin: Mwa ha! I kill you!

Link: Eww! Nasty son of a b/tch! *Kills*

Bokoblin: No. I not die! I live forever. *dies*

Link: Ha!

Moblin: *Falls* I is Moblin! Here me roar!

Link: ?Uh?

Moblin: I is strong! Watch me stab! *stabs*

Link: *Kills* *Pushes the easy button*

Easy Button: That was easy.

Moblin: I is dying! Watch me die! *explodes*

Link: >:^D

Medli: thank you for saving me!

Link Thinking: kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!

Medli; I wanna give you this! *Holds out Grappling Hook*

Link: Th-Thank you!

Medli: Do that one thing!

Link: Huh? Oh! DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE GRAPPILING HOOK FROM MEDLI! SWEET MAMA OF ALL PEOPLE!

Medli: Use this to get under Valoo. He?s got a bug pulling his tail!

Link: Le gasp!

Medli: Bye! *Flies away*

Link: *Grabs a feather* <3!
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Valoo: Hoy ya! Gotta dance.

Link: What the! Where?d you come from?!

Valoo: Your mama.

Link: What?

Valoo: Your mama so skinny, when she ate a M&M, it made her look 9 months pregnant!

Link: Don?t talk about my mama fool.

Valoo: Hoy ya! Gotta dance all night long.

Link: *Goes into the bosses room* Huh?!

Gohma: Fun! *Tug tug* Weee! So fun!

Link: Gay.

Gohma: Yes I am! *Gasps* How did you know?!

{You all know how the battle ends. Your not making me write the whole battle!}

Link: Eww, a head.

Me: Dumbass! Take the pearl and leave!

Everyone on ZT: Yeah!

Link: FINE!
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Thanks guys!

The next chapter is having...trouble. I keep messing up! But don't worry, it'll be up soon!

Chapter 8: Dragon Roost Cavern, Part II

Link: Sniff. I really wanted to squeeze her ass! Wah! *Scoops up some water* *Is angry* Rawr!!! *Throws the water on the dried up bomb flower*

Dried-up-bomb-flower: I?am?alive!!!

Link: *Picks up* *Throws on to boulder* Take that!

Bomb Flower: Noooooo! *Explodes*

Starts flooding.

Link: Oh sh/t! What did I do?! Man down! Man down! Throw in the pantyhose! ?Huh?

Water stops

Link: Kewl. I better go tell the Rito?s! *Runs to Rito?s*

Rito: Caw. I am Bachaw.

Link: ?Polly want a cracker?

Rito: Caw.

Link: Gosh. I?m going back in here. *Goes back to the cavern* *swims across water onto land* *Bombs the statues and climbs into the cavern*

Bokoblin Bros.: Not pass. Boy not get into cavern.

Link: well, you got my gender right! Good for you!

Bokoblin Bros.: I?M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH AN UGLY STICK! *Starts hitting link with the stick*

Link: Stop it! *Stabs both*

{To be continued}

I am dark! Yet awsome! Rawr!

Sorry. He was gonna say 'Ball' but then he remembered it was a 'pearl'.

^^;

I think...THINK THAT Valoo's personality will make you guys:

LSHYHFO
{Laugh so hard your head falls off}

I said might. X]

Don't like? Hmm...

In OoT, I HATE the freakin' wall/floor masters. The way they crawled around...ewww! In TP, the Temple of Time Boss, that huge spider, OMG....I hate spiders! I screamed at that part. I just sat there, staring at the screen, and screamed.

I'm afirad of the WW redeads. ^^;

Um...heh...

It's a small forum with only about 8-10 members. It's my first one, and Tywar is my right-hand man.

Lol, this is embarssing for me to admit, but I don't know how to use the Admin Pannel. Thats why Ty is the top Mod/Admin...

http://thegreatsea.forumotion.com/index.htm

Please join! ^_^

*Laughs*

What? I told you I was gonna have some strange personalities! X]

Glad you like it Shrukan