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W000T!

You all are lucky. You get 2 chapters in one day! ;D

Chapter 7: Dragon Roost Cavern, Part I,

Link: Huh? Hey! It?s the one bird man!

Quill: Yo? what?s crackin? homie?

Link: Nothing. ?Sup?

Quill: Yo? dawg, you gotta get yo? ass up to da chieftain dawg.

Link: Uh?okay.

Quill: See ya there homie! *Flies off*

Link: Oh my gosh. If Quill is like that, how will the rest be? *shivers* *Walks up into entrance*

Chief: So, you tell me the great Valoo is angry? ?Wait, what was I talking about?

Random Rito: The Great Valoo?s anger sir.

Chief: Aww yes. Now, the great Valoo is angry. What to do? ?Huh? Where am I?

Quill: Yo? dawg! You at Dragon Roost homie!

Chief: Aww yes. But how will we stop the great Valoo?s rag- what was I talking about again?

Link: Oh boy.

Chief: Ah, a human boy.

Link: You finally got my gender right!

Chief: Are you here to- What was I talking about again?

Quill: Yo? I?ll take it from here homie G! So, dawg, you gonna help with the Valoo problem dawg?

Link: Sure!

Quill: Great dawg! Go see Medli. She?s got a letta.

Link: Hold on. I think my boat is calling to me.
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Link: WHAT?!

KORL: You f***ing moron! I forgot to tell you about Din?s f***ing ba-

Link: Whoa now! Take one step back dude. I already know what balls are.

KORL: No you ****ing moron! Din?s Pearl.

Link: Then why?d you say-

KORL: Silence! Get the ****ing pearl moron.
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Link: Work, work, work, is all I do! Gawd. *Walks into Medli?s room*

Medli: Are you Link?

Link: Yeah. What the hell is your poi- *stops* *Looks at Medli with hearts in eyes*

Medli: *A Pink background replaces the grown Indian like place and Medli is now in a bikini*

Link: ?.Wow?.

Medli: ?Hello? Are you? I?ve got a letter for you!

Link: Okay?.<3

Medli: Here ya go!

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A LETTER FROM SOME SEXY RITO!

Medli: Do what?

Link: ?.Nothing!!!! *runs off*

Medli: *grins evilly* Another boy trapped in my trap!!! Mwa ha ha ha!
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Link: Komali? Are you here?

Komali: OH MEDLI! YOU SEXY SON OF A B****! WHY DO YOU DISPISE ME?!

Link: Uh?okay.

Komali: OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH AN-EH?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Link: Um?first off. Stop yelling. Second, I?m Link. Can I have that ball you?ve got?

Komali: NOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS MINE TURD!

Link: Turd? How can you get ?turd? from ?Link??

Komali: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THIS IS MY PEARL!

Link: I don?t care. I need it.

Komali: NO. GET YO? OWN!

Link: Uh! *Storms off*
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Link: Medli? Are you here?

Medli: Down here!

Link: There you are! =3

Medli: Yeah! Hey, can you throw me?

Link: Throw you?

Medli: Up there, on to that ledge. Please?

Link: Sure! *Picks her up*

Medli: Don?t look up.

Link: Shoot!

Medli: Throw me?.NOW!

Link: *Throws*

Medli: thank you! *Leaves a bottle behind*

Link: ;_; She?s got. Now I only have this bottle to remember her by. ;_;

Sig: Rawr! My color is blue! Here me roar!

Don't forget they had a Legend of Zelda anime way back in the day. But that wasn't awsome, it was okay.

What's next?

^_^

Love it! I shall await the next chapter. ^o^

Thanks Ty and Rad! I'm glad you liked it. I've got some funny personailties coming up.

Tear Drop: *Sniff* I'm cold. I'm blue! Waaah! Oh hi! =D

Thank you all! Although I made a slight error. I put Chapter '5' on the last chapter instead of '4' put I fixed it. Don't worry.

Here's the REAL CHAPTER 5!

Chapter 6: Dragon Roost

Link: Ugh?.Uh?.Ugh?.Uh?

KORL: ?

Link: Mmm?Huh? Where am I?

KORL: Your in my back kid.

Link: Oh my gosh! *Falls back*

KORL: HAHAHAHA. You?re a f***ing moron!

Link: ?

KORL: I?ve been f***ing watching you moron.

Link: *Blushes* Well, gosh, I took a shower yesterday! O.O

KORL: Not the f***ing long moron.

Link: oh.

KORL: Get me a f***ing sail moron.

Link: Okay! Fine! Sheesh, you gotta be so mean about it?

KORL: f***ing moron.

Link: I guess so.

Little Blond Girl: Hey! You look like an elf! Ha!

Little Brown Girl: Hey! You do!

Link: Shut up. I mean, really, you two are uuuuuuugly.

Both Girls: Did you here about the guy in jail?

Link: No. Who is he?

Both Girls: Go ask him! He?s in jail!

Link: Well, excuse me. *Walks to jail*

Tingle: *Playing with my little ponies* My little pony! My little pony,

Link: That?s a bit disturbing.

Tingle: *Brings out a BRATZ doll* I wanna be a fashion model!

Link: o.o;

Tingle: *Rips clothes off* *Has a thong on* I wanna be a fashion model! Oh yeah!

Link: Are you okay!?

Tingle: Oh! Mister Fairy! Hello!

Link: Fairy?

Tingle: Mr. Fairy, have you come to save meh?!

Link: I guess. *Unlocks door*

Tingle: Yay! Than you so much! *Farts*

Link: o.o;

Tingle: =D *farts*

Link: Dude, that?s disgusting.

Tingle: *farts*

Link: *Leaves* Hey, you, old man. Know where I can find a sail?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: Excuse me sir, can you help me?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: ?Can you?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: Dude, can you help me damn it?!

Maggie?s Father: No! You son of a f***ing b****! *Brings out bow*

Link: o.o; *Runs*

Merchant: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu loooooooooooooooooooooooooooking foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail?

Link: Yeah! You got one?

Merchant: Yesssssssssssssssssssssss.

Link: Can I buy it?

Merchant: Yesssssssssssssssssssss.

Link: *Buys* Thank you. Now can I have it?

Merchant: Nooooooooooooooooooo.

Link: Why?!

Merchant: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooot unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil the wooooooooooooooooorld ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnds.

Link: Alright, no more mister nice guy! *Kills merchant*

KORL: You f***ing moron. Did you get my f***ing sail?

Link: Yes! Will you stop calling me that?

KORL: F***ing moron.

Link: ? Where to?

KORL: To the f***ing east moron.

Link: Alright! Yeesh.

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Link: This is Dragon Roost?

KORL: Hell f***ing yeah moron. Take this with you moron.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A?.A?What is this thing.

KORL: The f***ing Wind Waker moron.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE F***ING WIND WAKER!

KORL: Yeah.

Thanks.

But really, the mods there are mean about closeing a topic.

"To much f****** spam! I'm closeing this!"

I like this place better. ^_^

No sig but a banner. But the avvy...

Link: Waaaah! It's raning! :'(

Yeah, thnkas guys.

Stay away from Zelda Universe! The mods there are asses, and ban you for fun.

Zu People: Oh wah! WW sucked so ****ing much! Oh no, PH is after WW? Eww! Cellshading sucks!

me: STFU! *Kills*

I'm back. I can't stand ZU. *Flips ZU off* O_o ^^;

For the last time NO! My temper is danger to us all! Alot of people {Not here} Hate me because of my temper.

Gwt it through your minds! I can't stand my own anger! I've got stress that makes me wanna explode!

But as I have told Tywar before, don't worry about me! I'm fine! My temper is dangorus becase if some newb joins and I'm pissed off at something, they might leave!

No.

I'll get myself banned.

N-O. I'm sorry, but I don't think I should stay here if I go off at the dumbest of things. Example? I'll give you examples!

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Some dude on ZU: Um...your sig is kinda ugly. Why would anybobdy like WW that much?

Me: You gawd damn mother f*****! Leave me the **** alone!

She!

See? I get pissed at the smallest of things! I hate flaming, even though I sometimes do it my self.

You mods are gonna hate me but...

I hate them. Mods, I hate them. I can't STAND them. SD and Captain Cornflake are horrible. Sorry, but let me clearify my message.

I'm NOT leaveing because of TP. I'm leaveing because of my temper. Who knows when I'll go off? Exactly. NO one. Not even me. If I stay, I'll end up getting banned. I can't take the pressure!

My parody fans:
I'm terribley sorry. But I get ticked off way to much to continue it...

I didn't say I want to go back.

And yeah, I guess your right but like I said, it dosen't take much to piss me off.

I'm sorry. But I've been so stressed lately, and I've been so ticked off easily. I'm nothing but a hazerad here.

I'm also leaveing because this place is no diffrent from ZU. People hate WW, I hate TP's storyline, I...DON'T...BELONG HERE.

Sorry.

Quote from Happy Mask Salesman

NO YOU DID NOT!!!!!

Ocarina of time is what started Zelda off into its popularity, it brought it up to the top of nintendo's charts, all WW did was disappoint fans.

Oh no you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

I am so sick of people like this. You know what? So what if its grahpics gave it a cell shaded look! This place is no diffrent from ZU.

I loved Wind Waker. My username is only 'Midna' because I thought she was cool.

^_^

Thanks! Okay, I won't use Simsons. X]

Why? You not like them?

Thanks everyone! Guess what sup? ^_^

Chapter 4: Thrown from the fortress

Link: So, let me get this straight. Your gonna launch me over there in a barrel?

Tetra: Totally!

Link: But I could die!

Tetra: Like, do you think I like, so totally care?

Link: Uh?no.

Tetra: Are you like, so totally ready to get launched?!

Link: No. Not really.

Tetra: 3!

Link: Wait! I?m not ready!

Tetra: 2!

Link: I SAID WAIT DAMN YOU!

Tetra: What?

Link: How far is the fortress?

Tetra: Far enough to make you accelerate!

Link: Oh ok. Wait?.WHAT?!

Tetra: 1! Fire!

Link: *Screams*

Tetra: Like, he?s so totally cute! Don?t you think Gonzo?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: Glad you agree!
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Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! *Smacked into the fortress top tower wall*

Moblin: Oops. My doo-doo is barking again.

Link: What the hell. *Falls into water* Now that hurt. Now what do I do? I?m gonna die here.

*Vibration comes from back pocket*

Link: Whoa! Now that feels wrong!

Tetra: Hey, like, are you still at like, the bottom of the fortress?

Link: ?.How did you know?!

Tetra: I can like, so totally see what you do through this stone!

Link: o.o;

Tetra: Don?t worry. I like, so totally can?t see you do that through this stone.

Link: -.-

Tetra: Better hurry!

Link: Yeah. Okay?Perfect! I?ve got a pirate spying on me! This is NOT my day!!!! Now, where should I go? Hmm?

{A few moments later?.okay a few hours. What do you want from me?!}

Link: Hey! You! Bokoblin! Turn the search light off!

Bokoblin: Not turn light off! House go dark. Not like dark.

Link: So? Turn it off!

Bokoblin: Not turn off. Point to sky.

Link: Huh?

Bokoblin: Girl not smart.

Link: I?m a boy damn it!

Bokoblin: No proof. Not boy. Girl.

Link: You don?t need proof! I?m gonna kick, your, as-

Bokoblin: IT?S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A?DO DO DO DO!

Link: What the- *Kills Bokoblin*

Bokoblin: Oh noes! *Explodes*

{A few more hours later, he finds him self at the first door to the top of the fortress}

Link: Great. Moblins. Gawd! This is SOOOO not my day!

Moblin: Uh.

Link: Oh crap! How do I get past them without my sword?

Moblin: Hi dare little boy!

Link: o.o;

Moblin: So cute! Go right past me!

Link: What?the?

Moblin: Hell!

Link: *Runs to the top of the fortress*

Aryll: Brother! Oh my f***ing gosh you didn?t die!

Link: ?

Aryll: Get me outta here! These girls are DORKS!!!

Maggie: Hey!

Link: I?m coming!

Helamoroc King: Oh no you don?t!

Link: Watch me!

Helamoroc King: *Grabs in beak*

Link: Phew?your breath stinks man!

Helamoroc King: Bite me.
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Helamoroc King: Master, I have the child.

Ganondorf: TURTLES! I WANNA TURTLE! CUTE LITTLE TURTLE!

Helamoroc King: NO. Every time I give you a turtle, you make turtle soup!

Ganondorf: NO! GIVE ME TURTLE! ADORABLE WITTLE TURTLE!

Helamoroc King: Oh forget it. *Throws Link*

C is for Cat.

Alot of those annoying things where in TP.