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Thanks Shurken!

Chapter 4!

Chapter 4: The Forsaken Fortress part I

Tetra: Like, totally. Like, where we like, heading?

Link: The Forsaken Fortress. Please.

Tetra: Like, okay Tink.

Link: I?m gonna slap you so hard!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Grrr!

Tetra: Rawr.

Link: B****

Tetra: Wh***

Link: Hmm. I like the way you think!

Tetra: :-D

Link: o_O

Tetra :Like, go down to the ship with Nikko.

Link: Who?

Tetra: Like, Nikko.

Link: Fine. *Leaves*

Tetra: Gonzo, wasn?t he like, the hottest blonde you ever like, so totally saw?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: -_-
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Nikko: Gah! Newbie!

Link: Huh? Newbie?

Nikko: ROFL do you know what I?m saying?!

Link: No.

Nikko: LOL!

Link: What do those stand for?!

Nikko: LOL, your like so, dumb!

Link: Grr?I?m gonna slap you!

Nikko: WTF!

Link: o.o

Nikko: ROFL your so stupid! Noob!

Link: You better shut up.

Nikko: STFU.

{To much action happens here. But I will tell you what happens! Nikko got his head chopped off!}

Tetra: Linkie! We?re here!

Link: What the hell. She called me ?Linkie??*giggles*

Tetra: Come on!

Link: Yeah?

Tetra: We?re here! :-D

Link: YAYZ!

Tetra: Like, wanna know how your getting over there?

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: *winks*
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Link: F***! You launching me?!?!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: o.o;

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{Sorry. No more will be place till chapter 4. Ha!}

Thanks!

I'll try to get the next chapter done. School sucks people, sucks alot. X]

Thanks guys! The next chapter is up! Mwa ha ha! ....I mean... ^_^

Chapter 3: The Shield

Tetra: Like, where do we go?

Link: Ever heard of a bridge?

Tetra: Totally.

Link: ?.

Aryll: Big brother! *dramatic wave*

Link: What?s up with the dramatic wave?!

Aryll: :]

Link: ._.

Tetra: Like, that girl is totally midget.

Link: o_O That?s my sister.

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Ugh!

Tetra: Like, totally.

Link: Shut up. I?m gonna b**** slap you.

Tetra: You?re a girl? Huh, I thought you where like, totally a boy.

Link: I am!

Aryll: *Walking across bridge*
Giant Bird: Caw!

Aryll: That?s a robin!

Giant Bird: Caw! Rawr!

Aryll: Oh noes!

Giant Bird: Shaddup!

Aryll: Well excuse me!

Giant Bird: I said Shaddup!

Aryll: Okay.

CD-I Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!

Link: WTF is that?!

Tetra: Like, a totally ugly dude. Totally.

Link: ?.

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Tetra: WHAT?! YOU LIKE, WANNA TOTALLY GO ON MY SHIP?!

Link: Yeah! Please, I am begging you!

Tetra: Why do you wanna go on my ship? There?s like, 2 trees over there.

Link: Huh? What? Oh! I don?t have to p-

Tetra: Hmm?

Link: Will you take me to the Forsaken Fortress? Please?

Quill: Yo? pirate, let Link get his ass on yo? ship dawg.

Tetra: Like, who do you totally think you like are?

Quill: Yo? dawg I?m a Rito

Tetra: Like, so?
Quill: beatch! Take with you dawg!

Tetra: Like, fine!

Link: Whoo!

Tetra: Totally. Get a like, a shield.

Link: Uh! *Walks to Grandma?s house*
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Granny: *sniff*

Link: *Looks up* Huh?! Where?s the shield?

Granny: Right here. Take it. *Throws shield at Link*

Link: Ow! My eye!!!!!

Granny: Go. Go save her.

Link: Yes sir! ?I mean ma?am.

Granny: ?

Link: *Leaves*

Granny: Time to get my jiggy on! Orca, come on out!

Orca: Lets dance baby!
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Tetra: Like, you got a shield.

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: ^_^

^ :o

< Hmm...

V What up?

^ Hello!

< Is a sig maker

V Has seen my awful work

Right. Never abort a child unless it is a danger to your life.

But still...killing another human being is wrong. You kill someone or something, everyone considers you a murder.

I once had a best friend...she moved but before she did, her mother said she was gonna have a baby.

Then I get a call saying the the mother aborted her new sister/brother.

I never gave her my new phone number...

The scaresit dream I had...

It was a bright and happy day out on the ocean. My best friend and I where fisiing when I hooked something. It was hard to reel in. When it finally got close enough...It was Jaws. I let go of the rod but not the string and as Jaws yanked the rod off the boat, it split my finger sending blood into the sea. Then my best friend fell over the side on top of Jaws...and I heard a blood-curdling scream. Then I toppled into the water and watched in horror as the sharks mighty jaws closed around me...

I woke up screaming. I have never gone in the ocean... ^^;

OMFG...I'm popping out of signature box! *Turns into sprite*

Gah! I'm a midget!

The next chapter is up ya'll!

Link: OMG this tunic is so freakin itchy and hot!!

Girl with Pot on her head: Aww! Link, you look adorable in that!

Link: And you look gay with that pot on your head!

Girl with Pot on her head: ?Bye! See you later cutie!

Link: OMFG. 0.0
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Link: Aryll, what are you doing?

Aryll: Playing with my seagulls dur.

Link: Anyway, Granny sent me to get you.

Aryll: Never! First, I want you to look at this! *Reaches behind back*

Link: OMFG your gonna show me your-

Aryll: Ta-da! My telescope!

Link: Oh?Okay, I knew that.

Aryll: Look! Take a look at our house from here!

Link: Okay! *Looks through telescope*

Aryll: *Munches on some crack* Gah! Look up in the sky!!

Link: Whoa?.that?s a big chicken?.

Aryll: It?s not a chicken! It?s a robin.

Link: A robin?

Aryll: No! It?s a swallow!

Link: STFU.

Aryll: Okay!

Link: OMG! That bird just dropped a girl in the forest!

Aryll: Hee?shes gonna die.

Link: o.O

Aryll: Go save her.

Link: Okay!

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Orca: La?la doo doo.

Link: Orca, I want a sword, a hot girl fell in the forest.

Orca: Huh! When I was young we thought everyone was hot!

Link: Dude, why are you yelling?

Orca: Huh! What?! I?m not yelling Tink!

Link: It?s Link.

Orca: Huh! Speak up boy!

Link: o.O

Orca: Huh! You want a towrd?!

Link: Yeah.

Orca: HUH! SPEAK UP CHILD!

Link: I SAID GIVE ME A DAMN SWORD!

Orca: Huh! Why are you yelling?

Link: *Grabs sword* *Runs*

Orca: Huh! Who was I talking to?
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Link: Hello? Anyone here- OMFG! She?s in a tree!

Bokoblin: Not pass. You small child. Small girl not pass.

Link: I?m a boy.

Bokoblin: You look girl. You not boy. You girl.

Link: I ain?t got boobs man! *stabs*

Bokoblin: *dies*

Link: Gawd. *Climbs up to the tree*

Bokoblin Bros: *Fall from the sky* Not save pretty boy! Ugly girl not save boy.

Link: I?m a boy. That in the tree is a girl.

Bokoblin Bros: Not boy. You girl. Not girl. That boy.

Link: Shut up before I slap you.

Bokoblin Bros: Not slap. Hurt.

Link: Exactly.

Bokoblin Bros: No. Not hurt Bros.

Link: *Kills*

Tetra: *Wakes up* Huh? Like, where am I? Holy F***!

Link: Miss, are you okay?

Tetra: I am like, so totally okay. Like, where am I?

Link:? The woods.

Tetra: Like, where is my ship? I like, so totally need to polish my nails.

Link: ?.

Tetra: I like, so need to get back to my ship. Can you like, so totally help me dude?

Link: ?.Uh?.

Gonzo: Tetra! Are okay?

Tetra: Like, totally.

Gonzo: We got to get back on the ship!

Tetra: Like, okay.

Link: ?

Tetra: *Walks off with Gonzo*

Link: Hey! I saved you!

I have no idea why I made Tetra like that. X]

^ OMG no! X]

< Hates school. 7th grae is a drag!

V Hello! ^_^

"Link, you will die!" *cough, cough* "Wait, where'd he go? Aww damn!"

^ NO.

< Is Ty's and Rad's friend.

V One of da bros!

I like it. Realy nice. ^_^

10/10

^ ...

< OMFG...Cd-I Zelda....*dies*

V Yo.

HMSM: Do you need a hug? *Smilies sweetly*

Link: OMFG o_o;

O is for Octorock.

^^;

*Throws fire*

Dead mouse in my pants

....XD

^ No. I'm not a male, first off, and I can't handle swords.

< I sad.

V Dosen't care.

Elbow: al;l yoiur triogforce are bolnghr to moe

Nose: all your triforce are belong to me

The next person type this with both:

Am I not Turtley enough for the turtle club?