Posts by Midna

I'm not really a fan of stuff like this, but since your new and Zelda is an awesome series, this looks awesome...though I'm not liking the beiginng.

No, Tywar, I switched the numbers. Read up on it on page 2, okay? Choose an number and you'll get one of the following people-

Shrukan
Blaze_Xireo
Wild Cucco
Twistkill.

45, 17, 18, 56, 34, 10

You've chosen from these numbers to get your person?

Shrukan, you haven't picked a number yet...have you? o.O

*gasp*

You don't think Rylee is cute? Shame on you. XD

Ty: Noooooooo, you can give it to them anytime you want!

o_O LOL, santa squished me! XD

That's nice MA, Beta will like it, I'm sure he will.

Come oooooooooooon guys! Get into the christmas sprirt and pick your people!

Curse my webcam.

That baby in my lap is Rylee, my 2 year old niece. ^_^

Isn't she the cutest thing ever?!

This took me forever! Soory everyone! ^^;

Chapter 8: “I’m leaveing the village.”

Kamari stood in the middle of the arena as her friend ran off after the sand ninja she said understood her the most. Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamarou were sent to follow Sasuke, and bring him back. Kamari could only wish her friend would survive, because Sound and Sand ninja were flocking into the village to destroy it.
Samari still had Eye of The Tiger on as she hoped through the trees. She kept her main focus on Sasuke, and stopped when he stopped. She was building up her energy so she could use her other jutsus instead of 20 Palms and 64 Fists.
As she struggled to stay ahead of Sakura, Naruto, and Shikamarou, her head began to throb. She picked up her speed as she heard their voices getting closer.

Sasuke had caught up to Kankuro, Tamari, and Gaara by now. In order to protect their brother, Tamari told Kankuro to continue on while she stayed to fight Uchiha. Samari stopped for a minute to watch the fight. Then continued on to catch up with Kankuro. If she had known Sasuke had the power to stall Tamari long enough to catch up, she would have stayed to help. As soon as she was in firing range of Kankuro, Sasuke showed up. Kankuro stopped and chatted with Uchiha. He challenged him when Tamari appeared. She was beat up and bruised but otherwise okay. To Samari’s horror, Shino appeared to take on Kankuro. This gave Sasuke the advantage to stay on Gaara’s tail. Samari forced herself to move faster, but her attempt was not good enough. She stopped as Tamari stopped with Gaara.
“Gaara, are you sure your strong enough?” Tamari asked him
“Put me down.” Gaara demanded.
Tamari stopped and sat him down. He began to shake with pain, and she reached into her shirt. It was some sort of medicine that stops the pain from coming. Gaara saw it in her hand, and struggled to stand up. Samari wanted to jump down and help him stand up, but she had to stay hidden.
“Get away from me.” Gaara growled, “I don’t need any help.” Then he punched Tamari away. She slammed into a tree trunk, and cried out. Sasuke appeared at that moment, his eyes wild with rage. Gaara turned around to see him, and grinned. Samari looked away as Gaara’s entire left side began to change. The left side of his pale white face turned the color of sand, his left arm grew into an enormous arm with sharp claws. His left eye turned completely black with a yellow pupil.
“What are you?” Sasuke asked him
Gaara laughed evilly. Samari stared into Gaara’s eye, and remembered the death of her parents. She then looked at Sasuke, and her Eye of The Tiger seemed to bore into him. She saw all of his weak points at full, and glared at him as Gaara began to speak.
“Do you really think you can defeat me?” Gaara taunted “All because you made me bleed? Do you really think you’ll stop me?”
“I don’t think.” Sasuke challenged, “I know.”
Gaara laughed and then stopped. “That Sharrigan of yours is really unique, is it not? You insignificant fool. You think your Sharrigan alone can stop me?”
“I have the Chidori with me as well.”
“So what.” Gaara said, his evil smile fading into a scowl.
“I can stop you with those two combined.” Sasuke explained.
Gaara lunged his deformed left arm at Sasuke, who dodged and threw a barrage of kunai daggers at him in return. Gaara lifted his arm and the daggers sunk into his arm like quicksand. Gaara sneered.
“Here, you can have them back!” He cried, and trust his arm upward. A dagger cut Sasuke’s arm, but that didn’t stop the fight. Sasuke hide behind a tree as Gaara threw sand shruikan everywhere.
“What’s that matter?” Gaara taunted, looking around for Sasuke. “Does my true form frighten you? Is your existence nothing compared to mine? Come out! Is your hatred not strong enough? Then come out and fight me, show me that I’m wrong.”
Sasuke breathed in a gust of air, and then got Chidori ready. Gaara saw the blue sparks and grinned.
“So there you are.”
The battle went on until, finally, Sasuke laid on a thick tree branch. He was weak and helpless. Gaara grinned and got ready to crush Sasuke when Naruto came and kicked Gaara in the face to get him away.
Samari’s anger welled up inside her. This was her chance, this was her chance to see an Uchiha die, and Naruto spoiled it.
“Enough holding back.” She said to herself “I’m coming to get yo-”
That’s when Naruto shoved a Kunai Dagger up Gaara’s backside. Nearly all of Gaara’s body was now a sandy color, and he now had a tail. The kunai dagger had a paper bomb, and it exploded.
Samari looked away as the fire of the explosion sent out embers. But, to her horror, the explosion made a tree fall, and it crashed down on top of her. Blood spurted out of her mouth as she crashed to the ground. Samari struggled to stay conscious as the tree lay on her, but its weight cause her to lose consciousness.
When she awoke, Naruto and Gaara were sitting on top of the trees. She pulled herself out from under the tree, and looked at them, sitting there, glaring at each other.
“Let’s finish this.” Naruto cried, and jumped from the tree. Gaara jumped off his tree as well, only he was back to normal. Gaara punched at Naruto first, but somehow, Naruto hit Gaara before he could hit him. They both crashed through the branches of the trees, and the both landed unbelievably hard on the ground. Samari put on Eye of the Tiger and ran over to were they both lay. She jumped into a tree, and hid in the shadows, only the bright red of Eye of The Tiger showed. She saw Naruto start crawling toward Gaara slowly. Gaara’s eyes were closed, so he didn’t see the danger inching toward him. Then Gaara slowly open his eyes, and for the first time, the showed horror.
“No!” He screamed at Naruto. “Stay away!”
Samari nearly cried at the expression on Gaara’s face. His forehead was soaked with blood, and it dribbled down his face as he turned to stare at Naruto.
“That feeling…” Naruto said Gaara, “The feeling of being all alone. It’s hard, isn’t it?”
Gaara tried to move, but his body was paralyzed.
“I don’t understand.” Gaara said to Naruto, “Why would you fight for anybody but yourself?”
“Because,” Naruto growled, “They saved me from myself. And I won’t let anyone hurt them. I’ll kill you.”
Samari heard Naruto’s words, and her teeth gritted together. She jumped down and landed in front of Naruto. Her anger nearly heated the air around them. Gaara’s eyes widened at Samari sudden appearance.
“You think you understand Gaara’s pain, you insignificant moron?” She growled at him.
“Who do you think you are?” Naruto shot back.
“Shut up.” Samari barked, and kicked Naruto in the face. “You, unlike Gaara, got friends! You have Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, Kiba, Iruka, and Kakashi! Gaara has been alone for, I don’t know how long!”
“My whole life. My mother died giving birth to me, and my own father sent assassins to kill me. My uncle never loved me.” Gaara explained.
“You don’t know the meaning of being alone!” Samari screamed, tears forming in her eyes. “My parents were killed in a fire! I’ve been alone for 6 years! I’ve trained myself for this day, or some day that I would get revenge on an Uchiha!”
“Uchiha?”
“It’s none of your business!” Samari screamed, and kicked Naruto again. “Say what you want, but I know where I belong!” She turned around to look into Gaara’s eyes.
“Gaara of the Desert…” She said “I-I…Your not alone. Your loved Gaara, by someone, someone other then your mother.”
Gaara stared at her as he began to weaken more.
“I-I…Gaara…I would…I would betray the Leaf Village, for only one person.” Samari looked angrily back at Naruto, and then looked at Gaara.
“You.”
Gaara stared at her, his mouth dropped open, and his eyes widened. Samari smiled at him, and walked over. Her hand fell on his forehead, and he winced at the pain. He tried to move away.
“Stop, I’m helping you.” Samari explained. She was using a Healing Jutsu her mother tried to teach her when she was 6. Gaara’s wound was immediately sealed up, and he looked up at her. Naruto shouted fro behind her.
“Your gonna leave the village for that monster? What about KAMARI?! What will she do when she finds this out?!”
“Shut up!” Samari screamed, and threw a dagger at Naruto. Sasuke showed up in time to knock away the dagger before it hit Naruto. Samari glared at him.
“You…”
“What about me?”
“I’ll destroy you Sasuke Uchiha.” She growled. “I’ll kill you one way or another!”
Tamari and Kankuro showed up to help Gaara fight these two, but Gaara spoke after a long silence.
“Tamari,” He said weakly “Kankuro, that’s enough. We’re done here.” His brother picked him up, and Gaara lifted his head to look at everyone.
Then they ran off, Samari in close pursuit. Naruto and Sasuke was afraid to see Kamari’s face when they find out her best friend left the village.

I have my ways. ;3

Assho-

Oh, so you prefer ZU over this place? Fine. Goodbye.

But, like I said, I'll figure something out so you who joined late will get something. ;3

LOL, okay.

Chapter 2: The Attack

Mr. Jiggers: Oh no. Here comes the hill billy…No! He’s no hill billy. He’s a redneck. Stupid Redneck.

Link: *Starts fishing eyeing the cat*

Mr. Jiggers: Fish for me?

Link: Yes! I caught a greengill! Saweet!

Mr. Jiggers: My fish! Catch another one fool!

Link: *Catches another* Um…

Mr. Jiggers: My fish! *grabs*

Link: No kitty! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Mr. Jiggers: *runs into the store*

Link: …-_-

*inside the shop*

Sera: Oh Link! Look! My cat caught his own fish! How adorable!

Link: I caught that.

Sera: He’s such a little genius! What would you like dear? *pets kitty*

Link: The slingshot.

Sera: Share it with the kids. *winks*

Link: Okay. *outside* MINE! It’s all mine. My precious. My precious.

Talo: Link! You got the slingshot!

On Screen Text Box: That’s my job kid. I was smoking. So….DA-DA-DAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE SLINGSHOT! JUST ONE OF THESE CAN KICK A KIDS ASS! OH MY!

Link: …

Malo: I command you to show us how to use it.

Link: o.o Okay.

Beth: You guys are so demanding. Dude. Why are you wasting your time with these two doofuses? Dude.

Link: Because, DUDE I want to and Malo scares me.

Malo: Boo.

Link: :0

Talo: Awesome! Your gonna show us! Yay!

Link: Do you always have to have an “!” at the end of every sentence?

Talo: Yes!

Malo: Show us.

*Link shows them. He goes into his house and gets the wooden sword*

Link: Huh? What in the name of Hyrule is this?

On Screen Text Box: DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE WOODEN SWORD! RUSL WAS BEING A B**** AND GAVE YOU A WOODEN ONE INSTEAD OF A REAL ONE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU!

Link: Uh!

Talo: Wow! You got a stick! Why do you have a stick?!

Malo: I command you to tell us.

Link: It’s a sword.

Beth: But, dude, its all….wooden….dude.

Link: …

Talo: The monkey! Stupid thing, get back here!

Malo: I command you to stop monkey…

Beth: Dudes! Waaaaaaaaait!

Link: *hops on Epona* Huh? Colin? What are you doing there?

Colin: *Stares evilly*

Link: …Okay.

*Yada yada yada. You know how the story goes!!!!!!! D:<*

Fado: Yo man, thanks for rounding up dem sheep!

Link: their goats…

Fado: Yeah!

Link: *rides down the hill* Hi Ilia!

Ilia: Link! Hi!!!

Link: Hey Bobo, whats up? *gets off and walks over to the mayor*

Bobo: Well, as you *cough* know, the *cough* present for the Royal Family is *cough* ready.

Link: Awesome.

Bobo: *cough* *cough* Take it to the family and return *cough* okay?

Ilia: Huh?! What’s this?!

Epona: Ooh! Somebody’s in trouble!

Ilia: Link! There’s a cut on Epona’s leg!

Link: Err…

Ilia: LINK! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU WERE PUSHING EPONA TO HARD AGAIN WEREN’T YOU?! YOU HURT HER LEG JUMPING FENCES DIDN’T YOU?! YOU WERE TO BUSY THINKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE THEN YOUR OWN HORSES SAFTEY! EPONA COULD DIE!

Epona: Tell him how it is sister.

Bobo: Now *cough* Now Ilia, no need to get so *cough* hot with him.

Ilia: FATHER! YOU EXPECT ME TO BE GETTING HOT FOR THIS HORSE ABUSER?! NO WAY! I’M NEVER WEARING THAT TWO PIECE BATHING SUIT YOU BOUGHT FOR ME DAD! YOU’RE THE MAYOR! HOW COULD YOU BE SO EASY ON HIM?!

Bobo & Link: *look at each other*

Ilia: Come on Epona, I’ll take you to the Ordon Spring. ^_^

Link: ….You bought her a two piece bikini? D:

Bobo: We need *cough* Epona!
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Link: Gawd! Ilia, why’d you have to take Epona? Why couldn’t you just take my shirt- Colin! Hi!

Colin: *Stares at Malo and Talo*

Link: Their in your way? Are you going to see Ilia?

Colin: *Nods head*

Link: Would you at least say something?

Colin: *Shakes head no*

Link: …Yo! Malo, Talo, move!

Talo: No way! You have to give me your sword first!

Link: Stop screaming, I’m right here.

Talo: Give me the sword!

Malo: I command that you change my diaper.

Link: O.O Take it!

Colin: O_O
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Ilia: That stupid butt nugget Link. Poor Epona, you got hurt so bad. Are you okay sweetie?

Epona: Yeah. It’s only a small scratch, but you take care of me far better then Link. What a retard.

Colin: -_-;

Ilia: Oh! Colin, what is it?

Colin: ._.

Ilia: What about Link?

Colin: >:0

Ilia: But Colin…

Link: Um…can I have Epona back now?

Ilia: *walks toward Epona*

Epona: Back! Get back you pointed ear redneck! Get!

Ilia: So, you prefer Link over me huh? It’s okay Epona.

Epona: What? No! No! I like you better let me stay with you! Make him walk to the castle!

Link: She loves meh so much.

Ilia: Link, promise me you won’t do anything out of your league.

Link: *looks around nervously*

Ilia: What’d you do?

Link: Um…does ****ing a rock count?

Ilia: O.o

Colin: x.O

Epona: Ssssh! Do you here that? It’s sounds like rumbling…it’s getting closer…closer…CLOSER!!! *farts* Never mind, it was just gas.

Link: Eww…

Ilia: *cough* Gross!

Epona: Whoa! The heck is that sound?!

Bublin#1: Rawr! We come to eat your faces and suck out your guts! Rawr!

Link & Ilia: GASP!

Colin: =3

Bublin#2: *hits Ilia with an arrow* Rawr! I shot woman! Rawr!

Bublin#1: Rawr! Not hit lady you tard! Rawr! *Hits link on the head*

Bublin#2: Rawr! Not hit old ladies!

Link: I’m- not an old lady….oh my look at the pretty Cucco! *faints*

King Bublin: Not hurt me. I is smart king. I goes with other children! *runs off with everyone except Link*

Link: *Wakes up* Huh…were am I??? OMG! Ilia!

Tywar: Lol, we’re getting closer to where we meet Midna.

Me: …You’ve already met me.

Tywar: I mean imp Midna!

Link: Shaddup!

*Gives Tywar a pokemon that knows the move 'Sweet Kiss'*

You may post it.

Everyone who joined late: I'm sorry, but this thread was made long enough that all of you could have joined. But, since I don't want you to feel left out, I'll do something. Maybe me and Tetra#1fav on ZU will make you sometihng. This is what happens wen your late.

Beta, you got Shrukan.

Aww, B?ta will apreaciate it MA, don't worry.

Alright. Since he cannot particapate, #12 is not avalibale.

MA: Number 89 is....B?ta!

*Gives Twistkill a bunch of Soldat stuff*

Alright, we've got:
Tywar
Shrukan
B?ta
Maverick Aurion
Blaze_Xireo
Phantom Link
Wild Cucco
Twistkill.

I've given everyone diffrent numbers to increse the suspense.

Next post, choose from:

12, 45, 17, 18, 89, 56, 34, 10