Posts by Midna

Don't worry, it will. ;3

*Gives a bunch of shoes*

...X.O

*winks and hugs*

I don't like the person in your sig, but I love the effect. ;3

Well, he was too popular in the game for me, so, yeah. XD

Exatcly!

People are so stupid nowadays.

Gaywads. That is just simply....retarded.

*hugs*

Yeah, I've been watching Naruto, and the storyline has gone from

"Easy to follow and understandable"

Now its alike

"No storyline and not able to be understand."

Since OoT got out voted by TP, I've made a TP one. So, yeah.

Chapter 1: Fishing Rod

Rusl: Tell me, do you ever feel a great sadness as dusk falls?

Link: Yes.

Rusl: What kind of s-s-sadness?

Link: That I live in a village full of morons! I mean come on!

Rusl: W-w-what do you m-m-mean?

Link: You stammer. Your wife is-

Rusl: Don?t you go talking about m-m-m-y wife l-l-l-like that.

Link: Yeah? Why not?

Rusl: It?s getting l-l-l-late. L-lets head b-b-back to the village.

Link: Sure. Whatever.

Rusl: S-s-sweet.

Link: *At the gate* PLEASE tell me you didn?t lose the key.

Rusl: I d-d-didn?t lose the k-key.

Link: Damn it Rusl.

Rusl: I t-told you I d-d-d-didn?t l-lose the key.

Link: You gotta get rid of all the crack you keep hidden in your pocket.

Rusl: Ssssh. I m-moved it. It?s in m-my-

Link: I don?t wanna know. Lock the gate.

Rusl: *locks gate with sword* I?m a-awesome.

Link: No your g-g-gay.

Rusl: D-don?t m-m-make fun of m-my stammer.

Link: Whatever.

*At his house*

Rusl: B-bye.

Colin: *Stares at Link*

Link: Such a sweet little boy. He?s my favorite! He never talks!

Colin: *grins evilly*

Link: :0

Ilia: Hi Epona! How you doing girl?

Epona: I was fine until Link sat his fat ass wood on me. Will you take care of me?

Ilia: Such a pretty girl. Wanna go get washed up?

Epona: Yeah! I like you washing me a lot more then Link.

Ilia: Let?s go! *leaves*

Fado: YO LINK! YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE FOOL?!

Link: Why should I Fade?

Fado: IT?S PRONOUNCED FADO DUMB ASS! COME ROUND UP DA GOATS DUDE.

Link: >.<

Fado: YO! WHERE IS EPONA DAWG?!

Link: *comes out* Damn it Ilia. *runs*

Ilia: Anyway, Beth was all ?Link likes me better? and I was all ?No, I?m his best friend? and she stared crying like Malo when he craps himself and Talo was all like Shut up and then Beth cried even harder. Do you think Link likes me more the Beth?

Epona: No. He?s gay. He likes Colin over all ya?ll. Don?t you get it? Oh?a little to the left?

Ilia: Oh! Hi Link.

Epona: Link?s here?! No! Ilia, quick, push me over and say I?m dead!

Link: Why do you always take Epona away from me? You know I need her all the time!

Ilia: Oh hush and stop staring at me with your freaky sky blue eyes.

Link: You stop staring at me with your pine green eyes!

Ilia & Link: *Look at Epona* And stop staring at us with those huge tree bark brown eyes!

Epona: The heck did I do to you guys?

Ilia: You better hurry. *Hugs Link* Bye.

Link: *Runs off on Epona* I love it when she hugs me?how her boobs rub against my chest, oh yeah!

Epona: You?re a boy? Huh?I never knew that. Over all these years, no matter how much you got on me or stepped in front of me, I thought you where a girl.

Link: I love you to!

Epona: I didn?t say that moron.
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Talo: Link! Come on down here!

Link: What did I win?

Talo: Nothing! Come on down here! Hurry!

Beth: Yeah! It?s like, so totally awesome news. Dude.

Malo: oh no. its so stupid. I command you to come down.

Link: *jumps out window* WHAAAAAAAT?!

Malo: you must buy us the slingshot at the shop. I command you to.

Talo: Yeah! Listen to meh little brotha!

Beth: Why can?t you guys buy it on your own? With your own money? Dude.

Talo: I ain?t got none rupees.

Malo: I not got rupees. I command you to buy it.

Link: ?Ya?ll make none sense?I mean no sense! ;_;

Malo: I command you.

Link: Alright! Damn.
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Link: Huh? Sera? What?s wrong? Are you okay?

Sera: NO! MY CAT YOU FREAKIN GAYWAD! BLONDE! MY CAT HASN?T RETURN IN DAYS!

Link: Your cat? First off, I ain?t gay. And second, I?ve got brown hair, not blonde.

Sera: MY CAT! POOR MISTER JIGGERS!

Link: Pfffft! Mr. Jiggers?

Sera: FIND MY KITTIE!

Link: What kind of name is Mr. Jiggers?

Sera: What kind of name is Link?

Link: ?
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Uli: Oh my?the cradle. What ever shall I do? Oh dear.

Link: Hey, Uli! Where?s Coli- What?s wrong?

Uli: The cradle. Oh dear the cradle I made. Oh my goodness.

Link: Your cradle? *Calls hawk* Get the cradle!

Hawk: You think you can boss me around?! I am a friend of the bald eagle! You can?t boss me around! Stupid human!

Link: GO!

Hawk: You son of a no good rotten son of a?Hmm? *Gets cradle*

Link: Thank you. Uli, here you go!

Uli: How DARE you link!

Link: Huh?

Uli: Did you just take my cradle away and say the monkey took it, use your hawk, and bring it back to impress me?!

Link: What? No! I like Ilia! Your a lot older then me! Really!

Uli: Son of a-

Colin: *comes out of house*

Uli: Colin! Hey sweetie. What are you doing out here?

Colin: *looks at link and shows fishing pole*

Uli: Oh yes! Link, Colin wants to give something to you. *goes in side*

Link: Thanks Colin!

Colin: *Stares at Link*

Link: So um?Watch ca doing?

Colin: *Walks away*

Link: Why is he my favorite anyway? O.o;

Uli: Get off my lawn.

Link: Okay! Geez, is everyone in a bad mood today?

Yu-Gi-Oh Eh, kinda...weird...)

Pokemon: (...^^;)

Naruto: (If it wasn't for Gaara and Kiba, I' d stop watching it, its getting annoying and crappy!)

I have to be honest, it didn't amuse me or even make me grin or snicker. I konw, I'm hard to crack! D:

.......

I didn't get it, lol! XD

This is a joke I did with me and Tetra.

Me: Hey, Tetra, you know how we both like Kiba and Gaara?

Tetra: Hell yeah!

Me: Did you see what they did in that one episode?

Tetra: Did what?

Me: Did what? *evil grin*

Tetra: OH MY GOD! SHANNON! THAT'S SO NASTY! *laughs head off*

...:/ That was severly odd.

I got one!

A little girl is taking a shower with her mother, when the mom says:
"Don't look up or down."
She looks up "Mom, what are those?"
So the mom says "Thier my headlights."
Then she looks down. "Mom, what's that?"
The mom says "It's my garage."

The next day, she takes a shower with her father.
"Don't look down." He said.
She looks down. "Dad, what's that?"
"That's my car." He replied.

Then one night she sleeps with them and the both say "Don't look down."
She looks down and screams

"MOM! QUICK! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DAD'S CAR IS PARKED IN YOUR GARAGE!"

It HAS a background! It's grey! XD

....Oilfy....SO last season.

Joke, I like it.

I have a qustion: WTF is that next to the skull?

XD

It didn't make me laugh, but I love the randomness.

I'm starting to liek your avvy alot more now! =3

I'm glad you learning himp fast Ty. ^_^

Nice avvy.

Oh. Well, thats okay then. Naruto is weird!

I'm not mad. =3