Posts by Midna

  • My friend betrayed me...

    Captain, STFU!

    I've lost Midnight, the one who understood me most, and a friend I thought I could trust! It's hard to react normally to that! Did you expect me to go:
    "*laughs* Yeah! Midnight was, wasn't he, lol!"

    Then you obiovuslt don't know me >:(

  • The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

    Well...here's the bloopers....the end...

    Chapter 30: The Bloopers!

    May you enjoy the bloopers. These are what I WAS gonna put in, but then didn’t. Have a good laugh!
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    Link: *is making disturbing noises while lying down*

    Aryll: O.O *jumps on her brother and makes the same noise*

    Link: WTF! What are you doing?!

    Aryll: Doing what your doing to the lookout!

    Link: ._.
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    Link: I’m finally to you! You, thing!

    Ganondorf: I am, *turns around so fast he gets whiplash* OH SHIIIIIIIT! OMFG! OMG!

    Link: Dude, your ugly.
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    Link: Huh? What’s happening to Tetra?

    Zelda: *Squeals* I’m naked! AGH!

    Link: Whoa baby! Gotta get a picture of this!

    Gaara: Print me a copy!

    Link: Got’cha!

    Zelda: You son of a-

    Link: *grabs boob* Their real!

    Gaara: W00T!
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    Link: *climbs rope* *is 3 feet off ground* OMFG! IF I FALL, I’LL BREAK MY NECK! AGH! HELP ME! OMG, IJUST PEED ALITTLE!

    Gaara: Yeah, to bad your zipper was un-done. Dude, you just peed on me.
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    Link: Ganondorf! I will kill you! *jumps up and comes done*

    Ganondorf: No way! *raises sword*

    Link: O.O

    Zelda: O.O

    Gaara: O.O

    Link: Wah! Dude, you decapitated my nuts! I’ve got no man testacies!!

  • Gaara: A Story

    Fine, don't read this, see what I care.

    Chapter 6: Gaara’s True Demon Form

    Samari leaned against the tree sadly. Her attempt to stop Sasuke from reaching Gaara was a complete failure. Samari suddenly heard other foot steps and looked up. Naruto and Sakura where running through the trees with a dog! Were they after Gaara as well? She wouldn’t allow Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto to hurt him! She made a few hands signs, and got ready to hit them. The jutsu she just prepared was call 20 palms and 64 fists. It’s a powerful jutsu that can easily weaken her. She hopped after Sakura and Naruto as fast as she could, she could only hope that she could reach Gaara before Sasuke could.
    Kankuro hopped faster than Tamari for a few seconds then they were stopped by Sasuke. Tamari told Kankuro to take Gaara out of here while she battled Sasuke. Kankuro nodded and ran off.
    The battle with Sasuke and Tamari was short. Before long, Sasuke was hot on the trail again. Tamari easily caught back up, but was surprised to see that Sasuke had already caught up to Kankuro. She took Gaara and ran off with him while Kankuro fought Sasuke. But to Kankuro’s horror, Shino had followed and wanted to fight while Sasuke went after Gaara. Sasuke obeyed Shino and went off to capture Gaara once and for all.
    Tamari stopped when Gaara finally woke up.
    “Tamari,” He said weakly “Stop.”
    “Gaara, are you sure?” Tamari asked “You still sound weak.”
    “I said put me down!” He snapped.
    Tamari landed on a wide tree branch and sat Gaara down. She stared at her younger brother worryingly as her eyes fell on his open wound on his shoulder.
    “Gaara,” She warned “Your still hurt. F you will just let me-”
    “Shut up Tamari.” Gaara growled “Get away from me. I don’t need your help!” And with that, Gaara smacked his sister away from him. She landed on a tree branch below him. Sasuke caught up to him, and smirked.
    “I finally caught up to you.” He challenged
    “Sasuke Uchia, do you really think you and triumph over me with a few powerful jutsus? How pathetic.” Gaara shot back
    “The only thing that’s gonna pathetic around here, is you Gaara. When I beat the living life out of you.”
    “You think you can beat me, Uchiha?” Gaara growled “You think you can defeat me in my true form?!”
    “Huh?”
    Suddenly, Gaara let out a scream. A scream that was unbelievably inhuman. He screamed and screamed, until his face began to crack open. His whole body trembled as the demon he hosted came out. His right arm grew large and brown. His right eye turned completely black and out came a yellow pupil. Gaara then looked at Sasuke angrily.
    “You look surprised!” Gaara cried out with evil happiness
    “Wh-What the heck are you?!” Sasuke cried out
    Gaara didn’t answer, with a wild animal-like cry, he jumped at Sasuke with pure rage. Sasuke was to slow. Gaara brushed by him and cut his arm.
    “Sasuke Uchiha? Do I frighten you?” Gaara taunted evilly “Does my true form scare you Uchiha?!”
    Sasuke peeked around a corner of the tree to stare at Gaara.
    “Come out, come out wherever you are!” Gaara cried evilly
    “I can’t battle this guy when he’s like that!” Sasuke said to himself
    “Sasuke, have you forgotten what I’ve told you?” Gaara asked the emptiness in front of him “Have you already forgotten my purpose?!” Gaara turned quickly around and smacked Sasuke across the face with his large claws. Sasuke flew and landed hard on his chest. The curse make began to take over, but it sent so much pain threw him that he fainted right in front of a killer. Gaara grinned evilly, and jumped at Sasuke.
    By now, Samari had caught up, and watched in horror. Is that really Gaara? Is that really Sasuke he’s about to kill? Samari grinned. “Kill him Gaara,” She mumbled “Show Uchiha he’s not so hot and awesome. Prove to him that the Uchiha clan sucks!”
    But before he could finish Sasuke off, Naruto came and kicked Gaara in the face. Samari gasped as she watched Gaara hit a tree. Gaara stood up angrily. Suddenly, he screamed bloody murder as a tail came out of Gaara’s backside. The battle with Naruto and Gaara raged on until Naruto shoved a Kunai dagger into the base of Gaara’s tail. {I’m sure you know where that is.}
    Gaara was sent flying to the ground. He hit it so hard he dug into the dirt.
    “There’s no way,” Samari heard Gaara yell “THERE’S ABSOULLUTLY NO WAY, I’M GONNA LOOSE TO A GUY LIKE HIM!!!!”
    Samari screamed as Gaara turned into his demon form. It was a large beast with a tail a mile long. Samari fainted at the site of Gaara’s demon form. She heard screaming, and bashing, and fighting. Then it all stopped. Her eyes fluttered open, and se saw Gaara lying on the ground. Blood soaked the middle of his face, and she saw he was disabled. Naruto began crawling toward him.
    “No,” She heard Gaara say “Get away from me!”
    “Never!” Naruto cried “I will stop you. Even if I have to kill you.”
    Samari’s eyes widened. Her anger rose up like lava. With anger and rage to back her up, she jumped down and landed in front of Gaara, right in the path of Naruto.
    “Huh?” Naruto cried, surprised
    “Leave Gaara alone!” She screamed at him “He’s been hurt enough in his life time!”
    Naruto pulled out a Kunai Dagger “Move.” He threatened
    Samari pulled out a Kunai as well, but she threw it at him, it scraped his cheek.
    “Leave him alone.” She repeated, then took off her jacket.
    Naruto’s eyes widened. “You’re a leaf ninja…”
    Samari looked down at her leaf village head band. She had cracked in in many places to show her hate and rage.
    “So what if I am!” She cried “The leaf village is a terrible place.”
    “No its not!” Naruto objected
    Before he could continue, Samari knelt beside Gaara. She put her fingers in the blood puddle forming in the middle of his head. Gaara was surprised what she had done. She looked into his eyes, and smiled.
    “Gaara,” She began “I know your pain more than anyone else. You see, I was sunned by the leaf village because they thought I killed my parents. But I didn’t‘. And with your blood-” she wiped Gaara’s blood across the leaf village headband, leaveing a red, dripping mass on the symbol of the leaf. She turned toward Naruto angrily.
    “You think you’re unstoppable.” She challenged “You think no one can beat you. But I, I can beat you Naruto Uzamaki!” Then she made a bunch of hand signs and said “20 palms, 64 fists jutsu!”
    Naruto screamed in pain as she picked him up, and slapped him 20 times and punched him 64 times. The last punch sent him flying backwards into Sakura and Sasuke, who had just arrived.
    “You,” She said through gritted teeth “I hate every last one of you. You think the Leaf Village is unstoppable.” And, with a final attempt to show her anger, she used a forbidden jutsu she had taught herself.
    “Secret Jutsu, shadow crystal jutsu!”
    A bunch of black-ish purple crystals appeared, and went flying at the three leaf ninjas. The crystals cut them badly, but didn’t kill them. They ran off back to the village. Samari looked back at Gaara, and grinned.
    “Gaara, you may not feel loved.” She said to him, frowning suddenly “But you are.” She bent down and picked Gaara up. “Your brother and sister should be here any minute.”
    Gaara didn’t say anything. He stared at her and then Tamari and Kankuro came. Kankuro took Gaara from Samari, and noticed the beat up and bloody headband. Tamari and Kankuro looked her, surprised.
    “I betrayed the leaf village.” She explained “I’m joining the sand or sound village.”
    Gaara didn’t say anything. Tamari and Kankuro nodded as they ran off. Gaara’s head hung as if he was sad.
    “Kankuro, Tamari,” He said weakly
    “Yes?” The both asked in unison
    “I’m sorry.”
    “It’s okay Gaara.” Tamari said.

  • The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

    Chapter 29: Link VS Ganondorf

    Link: Phew! I-I made it to the top! I did it! I did it!!!

    Gaara: Good for you! Now go battle the nit-wit so I can go home.

    Link: You never let me have any fun.

    Gaara: If you don’t like it then you can suck my-

    Link: 0_0; Don’t say it…*runs off*
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    Ganondorf: *is picking nose* *wipes it on the knocked out Zelda*

    Link: O_O Gross man.

    Ganondorf: *picks nose again* *wipes it on cheeks* I’m bringing sexy back!

    Link: 0_0;;;;

    Shrukan: OMFG…

    Tywar: XD

    Kenpari: X3

    Ganondorf: You think you can defeat me?!

    Link: I know I can!

    Ganondorf: Come here.

    Link: What?

    Ganondorf: *wipes finger right under Link’s nose* Butt Cheese!

    Link: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Oh…my…god…

    Ganondorf: I’m so evil.

    Gaara: Oh please. That princess is more evil than you.

    Ganondorf: Nuh-uh! I pick my nose. Oh yeah, I’m super bad.

    Gaara: U_U; I kill people.

    Ganondorf: GASP! MURDERER!

    Link: -_-;

    Zelda: Huh? Where am I? Mother, is that you?

    Ganondorf: You wish!

    Zelda: EWWWW!

    Ganondorf: First Phase battle. Are you ready Link?!

    Link: I’m ready for anything! >:-D

    Ganondorf: I challenge you to a-

    Link: O_O; Please don’t be a yo mama fight, Please don’t be a yo mama fight!

    Gaara: You can’t challenge him to a Yo Mama fight. I already fought him like that.

    Ganondorf: OH COME ON! WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?

    Gaara: …

    Ganondorf: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! KISS MY A-

    Link: -_-;

    Zelda: Ooookay.

    Link: -_-;

    Zelda: -_-;

    Link: 0_0;

    Ganondorf: Alright, lets battle.

    Link: Uh-uh-uh-uh!

    Ganondorf: That’s a cute dance your doing there.

    Link: It’s not a dance…I really gotta-

    Me: Oh, oh! I asked you if you had to go before we started this chapter! Oh, I’m sure!

    Link: ;_;

    Shrukan: Aww, come on Midna. Are you really gonna make him hold it?

    Me: Yeah.

    Tywar: 0_0;

    Link: Can’t you just make Ganondorf, Zelda, and Gaara make small talk???

    Me: Fine.

    Link: *runs off*

    Gaara: Nice weather we’re having, huh?

    Ganondorf: Yeah, nice and shiny.

    Zelda: Really pretty, isn’t it?

    Ganondorf: Reminds me of pee.

    Gaara & Zelda: 0_0

    Ganondorf: I could’ve said that any other time and it wouldn’t be insulting, would it?

    Gaara: Ya think?

    Zelda: You guys like pickles?

    Gaara: No.

    Ganondorf: Yeah.

    Zelda: Yep.

    Gaara: Your mom.

    Zelda: Oh, oh no you didn’t!

    Ganondorf: Oh, here they come.

    Link: Yeah, well, you should’ve told me to go again before we left!

    Me: Oh, what are you gonna blame for next, Global Warming?!

    Link: Yes!

    Gaara: Okay, come on! Let’s get on with the show! I wanna leave!

    Me: Alright, places everyone, places!

    Link: You can’t tell me what to do.

    Shrukan: *Bans the character Link from the parody*

    Me: thank you. We’ll let him back in a minute.

    Tywar: XD He got banned from the parody! X3

    Shrukan: *Un-bans the character Link from the parody*

    Link: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

    Tywar: Every time someone misbehaves, your gonna be banned for a brief moment!

    Ganondorf: Why?

    Everyone: GET on with the fight damn it!
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    Ganondorf: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    Link: You, you think you’ll defeat me? I-I will win, you…you ugly son of a b****.

    Zelda: Link! I’ll aim at your shield!

    Link: Got ‘cha! ( And while your aiming, I’ll try and get a good shot of your boobs with my picto-box!)

    Zelda: Prepare to die Ganondorf! Link, are you ready?! ( While your squatting like that, I’ll get a good look up your skirt! Squee!)

    Link: I am ready!

    Zelda: *shoots*

    Ganondorf: AWW F***! You shot me! You shot me right in the arm!

    Link: *Stabs into Ganondorf’s head*

    Gaara: OH HELL YEAH! NO YOUR SPEAKING MY LAUNGUAGE!

    Ganondorf: Oh…you did not…just…do that…oh my god…

    Link: Eww! I just got sparkles on my tunic! Wait, where’s the blood????

    Gaara: …

    Zelda: …

    Me: …

    Shrukan: …

    Tywar: …

    Dark Link: …

    Everyone: …

    Ganondorf: Oh, come on! Did you really think they’d put blood in a kid’s crappy game like this one?

    Everyone: !!!!

    Ganondorf: What?

    Tywar: You shouldn’t have said that…

    Shrukan: Midna’s gonna kick your ass…

    Me: YOU…SON…OF…A…RATS…ASS…

    Shrukan & Tywar: XD

    Ganondorf: o_O

    Me: *turns him to stone and rips nose off* Asshole.

    Gaara: 0_0

    Link: 0_0

    Zelda: 0_0

    Shrukan: We got to credits?

    Me: FINE.

    Credits
    Thanks to all the members who posted to keep this thread alive!
    Thanks to Miamoto for making Wind Waker!
    Thanks to Tywar to help me keep my spirit up to continue this!
    Please stay tuned for the bloopers that I was really gonna put in here!

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