Posts by Midna

  • Wounds of the heart...

    I finally found the root of my anger and hatred. I finally found out the reason I have been so evil to everyone and thing....
    Have any of you heard of wounds of the heart? It's any awful thing to have. It hardly affects some people, but for others, it's unbearable. I've lost so much in my life that I thought that my purpose for living was useless. That explains my suicide attempts. But then I met Midnight, and they all disappered. But, bow he's gone, and the wound that was gone for so long came back in such a short time. Only this time, its bigger and more hurting. I cry when I hear the song 'I miss you' and I've tried everything to heal this hole in my heart. But nothing works.

    I really hope this helps explains my strange actings. And I hope you all know this wound will never heal.

  • The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

    Chapter 28: To the top

    Link: Okay, here I go. I’m gonna climb up this thing easily and get to the top. I can do this. I can do this. I CAN DO THIS!

    Gaara: Then why haven’t you do it yet- Err…That sounded so wrong.

    Link: o.o

    Gaara: Will you go to the freakin top?

    Link: *begins to climb* *looks down* OMFG! SO SCARY! I’M SO HIGH UP! I’M GONNA FALL AND DIE! I’M TO HIG! TO HIGH! WAAAAAAAH! HELP ME! I’M SCARED! I THINK I JUST PEED ALITTLE! TO HIGH! TO HIGH!

    Gaara: Dude, your 1 foot off the ground.

    Link: I KNOW! I’M SO SCARED! AGH!

    Gaara: OMFG, can’t you fire me and hire Naruto back? At least he’d be able to handle this psycho redneck.

    Link: I am not a redneck.

    Gaara: Fine social outcast.

    Link: No.

    Gaara: Son of a fluffy biscuit!

    Link: *climbs one more foot* OH GOD! IF I FALL FROM THIS HEIGHT, I’LL BREAK MY NECK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    Gaara: Your mom.

    Link: Oh yeah? Well, yo mama is so stupid, she on the TV and watched the couch!

    Gaara: Yo mama is fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

    Link: I call-

    Everyone: A YO MAMA FIGHT!

    Link: Your mama is so cheap, when you got done with your condamn, she threw it into the sink and said it was still usable!

    Gaara: Yo mama is so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!

    Everyone: Ooooh! Burned!

    Link: Yeah, well, your mama is so big, she thought a bus full of white kids was a Twinkie!

    Everyone: Um…Lol?

    Gaara: Yo mama is so big, they had to baptize her in SeaWorld!

    Everyone: LOL!

    Link: ( I’m getting owned) Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger flew out of Washington’s nose!

    Everyone: LOL! WTF!

    Gaara: Yo mama is so ugly, the last time she ever got any ass is when her fingers slipped threw the toilet paper! YO MAMA IS SO FAT, YOU HAVE TO ROLL HER OVER 3 TIMES TO GET HER ON HER BACK!

    Link: O_O

    Everyone: OMFG! ROFL! LOL! LMAO!

    Link: Ugh! *climbs to the top* I never win yo mama fights.

    Ganondorf: You took forever.

    Link: Hey! Not until the next chapter! *slaps into the next chapter*

  • Gaara: A Story

    Chapter 5:Sasuke VS Gaara

    Gaara walked out of the exams. He didn’t want to train with anyone, he was gonna train by himself. When he heard his sister call to him, he stopped.
    “Gaara!” She cried “You didn’t see who you’re gonna battle at the next exams!”
    “I don’t care.” Gaara said
    “But, Gaara, you’re battling Sasuke Uchia!” Tamari warned “Aren’t you worried?”
    “No. Why should I? It’s not like he can hurt me any more than Lee.”
    “But-”
    Gaara raised a hand to signal his sister to shut up. Then, without another word, he walked off and disappeared. He went to the hospital. I know what your thinking. Is Gaara really coming to see someone? Your wrong. Gaara, as I have said, has never been loved, and he’s not visiting anyone in a good way. He walked down the hall to the room where the nurse said Lee was. Gaara opened the door and stepped in. He saw that Lee was sleeping.
    “All the easier to kill you.” Gaara said to Lee “All the easier.”
    The sand began to go around Lee. Then, Gaara suddenly felt as if he couldn’t move. He turned around and saw Naruto and Shikamarou.
    “What do you think your doing Gaara?” Shikamarou asked
    No reply.
    “What are you doing in Lee’s room?!” Naruto demanded
    “Shut up you fools.” Gaara growled emotionlessly
    Shikamarou had used Shadow Possession Jutsu to stop Gaara from killing Lee.
    “I came into here to end this guy’s misery. After all, after what I did to him, he can’t be a ninja.”
    “That doesn’t mean anything!” Naruto screamed
    “Hush up. This is a hospital, don’t scream.” Shikamarou told Naruto
    Gaara stood there, glaring at the two who had stopped him.
    “You all have no idea what I’ve been through. When I was born, my mother died and my entire village hated me. My body is the host of a sand demon. I shall and will avenge my mothers death, weather you two like it or not.” Gaara finally said
    “But killing Lee after you just defaced him? What a drag.”
    “You mean defeated.” Naruto corrected
    “Whatever.”
    “It’s my purpose in life. I know that ever since I was born, my purpose in life was to kill people, and no one can change that.”
    Naruto stared in disbelief into Gaara’s angry blue eyes. Was it true? Is Gaara’s body really the host of a demon like him?
    Gaara suddenly broke loose from Shikamarou, and continued his attack. But, to his horror, Gai sensei appeared as if he knew Gaara would come here.
    “Save it for the exams Gaara.” Gai warned
    Gaara’s eyes suddenly widened as his sand pulled back into his gorge. He raised a hand to his head, and rubbed his love tattoo as he walked out the door. He turned around to look at them.
    “All the same, I will kill you all. Mark my words. I’ll kill you all.” And then he walked off.
    For the rest of the day, Gaara trained himself by sending his sand at trees and bushes and crushing them. The sun soon set, casting an evil glow on the village. Gaara climbed up onto a roof, and sat down sadly. The way Gai sensei loved Lee, the way Naruto and Shikamarou stopped him, the way Naruto ran to Hinata’s side when she was hurt, it was all so new to him. The wind blew softly, making Gaara’s fire red hair sway in the breeze, moonlight fell on him and gave him a ghostly glow.
    Suddenly, a sound ninja appeared below him, and called up to him.
    “You,” said the sound ninja “I want to kill you! I don’t want to fight Shino. I want to fight Sasuke.”
    Gaara didn’t reply.
    “And now, meet your death.”
    But before the sound ninja could do a hand sign, Gaara turned into the demon sealed within him. The sound ninja was killed instantly when Gaara’s demon form stomped on him. Gaara than climbed back onto the roof top, and sat down as if nothing happened.

    The next day, Gaara was about to meet someone he never saw before. Samara, a young 12 year old ninja with brown-blonde hair and blue eyes. She was a very timid girl, and she quit becoming a ninja because of this. Unlike Hinata, Samara could never hit or harm anyone or thing. But, she never knew she would fall in love with someone as dangerous as Gaara.
    Samara walked along the path with her head hung. She never felt loved in this village, probably because no one knew her. She walked until she heard foot steps in front of her. Her head shot up, and she stood an inch away from Gaara’s face.
    Samara’s face grew blood red as she backed away from Gaara.
    “I-I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
    Gaara didn’t say anything. She noticed his headband around one of his straps that held the gorge on his back.
    “Y-you’re a sand ninja?” She asked him
    “So what if I am.” Gaara replied coldly
    “S-sorry. Are…Are you going to the arena?”
    “I’m in the battle with Sasuke Uchia. Of course I‘m going to the arena.”
    Samara suddenly felt angry. She hated Sasuke for her own reasons, she believed it was him and his brother that killed her parents.
    “I hate that guy!” Samara screamed
    Her sudden anger didn’t startle Gaara. He just continued to stare at her.
    “Anyway, I hope you win…uh…”
    “Gaara.” He growled
    “Yeah…uh…good luck.”
    She stepped out of his way and watched him leave. Her face was still red as she felt love for the first time. She ran after him to watch the exams.
    Samara sat down in the front seat, not caring about the battle that was currently going on. She wanted to see Gaara fight! She blushed at the thought of him winning and not smiling or waving. She thought of him just leaveing the crowd view. When the battle began, she leaned forward to get a better look.

    Gaara’s sand swirled around him viscously as Sasuke approached. But, Kakshi Sensei had taught Sasuke how to be fast like Lee, and so Gaara had trouble hurting Sasuke. Gaara wasn’t about to give up. Using his sand, he turned the flat, fine sand into a dense round ball to protect him. Before Sasuke could punch Gaara, the sand sent spikes out, that stabbed Sasuke on his left side. He jumped back, shocked, at what Gaara had used to protect himself.
    Gaara sat Indian style in his sand ball, then made a hand sign. He then began chanting a very long jutsu. Every time Sasuke tried to attack, the spikes would shoot out and stop him. Sasuke would not allow Gaara to complete his jutsu. He jumped onto the wall, and began charging up.
    “Oh mother,” Gaara mumbled “I shall do as I was told. I’m such a good little boy. I‘ll avenge your death mother, I will.”
    Sasuke was now ready to hit Gaara. He had a lighting like ball in his hand, and he charged at the sand ball. Before the spikes could stop him, he crashed through the sand ball, and hit Gaara right on the shoulder!
    Gaara’s eyes shot open, his breathing quickened as he felt blood.
    “Mother,” He said “What is this? It’s so warm, it’s so wet…What is it?” Then, to Gaara’s horror, he was bleeding. The ninja who had never bled, who had never been scratched, was now bleeding badly. The entire arena could hear his horrified screams.
    “BLOOOOD! IT’S MY BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!”
    Tamari, who had been watching the match, gasped.
    “That can’t be true!” She shrieked “Is it true? Can Gaara be…in pain?!”
    Samara gasped when she heard Gaara’s scream. She knew she would be betraying the leaf village if she went down there, but she couldn’t help it. She forced herself to hold back. She stared as the dense ball began to fall back into sand.
    “Tamari,” said Kankuro “Lets get Gaara! The signal has been set.”
    “Right!”
    They jumped down to get Gaara. He held his shoulder, his whole body trembling with pain. Tamari held his arm as he hung his head, trying his best to make the pain go away. Sasuke sat on the field, staring at what he had done. Had he really made the sand ninja who was never hurt, bleed?
    “Get out of my way!” Sasuke heard Gaara say “I must kill him!”
    “Enough Gaara! Calm down, the signal has been set, now come on!” Tamari scolded
    “Seriously.” Kankuro said
    Gaara stopped and raised his hands to his head. The migraines hurt Gaara like a fire hurts a forest. Kankuro bent down and put Gaara’s right arm over his shoulder. Tamari nodded at her brother and they ran off. Samara couldn’t stop herself, forced by her love for a sand ninja she hardly knew, she took off after them after Sasuke jumped after them. She lagged behind Sasuke for awhile, then realized what he was trying to do. He was going after Gaara to make sure he had finished what they had started. Angered, she reached into her pouch, and threw a kunai dagger at Sasuke. It hit him in the back, but he didn’t stop. Samara decided that if she was to stop Sasuke from reaching Gaara, she had to fight him herself. Samara made a few hand signs, and then went after Sasuke.
    “Kankuro!” Tamari shouted “We have to move faster! Our pursuers aren’t far behind!”
    “I’m going as fast as I can!” Kankuro snapped “Why don’t you try carrying both Gaara and his gorge filled with sand?!”
    Samara knew that if she didn’t stop Sasuke, then he would kill the sand ninja she secretly loved.
    “Shadow Ball Jutsu!” She screamed, and caught Sasuke inside a black ball. When she threw him into a tree. That didn’t stop him. He recovered quickly, and began pursuing Gaara. Samara knew it was useless, so she stopped and watched Sasuke go after the three sand ninjas.

  • Gaara: A Story

    Come on guys, read this! I’m working really hard on it. ;_;

    Chapter 4: Watching the Chunin Exams

    Gaara stood stiff and tall as the 4th Hokage told them the rules on how the exams went. Like he cared. He knew them like the back of his hand. You battle until one forfeits or dies. Gaara grinned as he thought of his opponent dieing. Finally, the exams began.
    Nothing amused Gaara until the battle with the Hyuga kids began. Hinata, who you met, was not paired with Gaara, but with her brother, Neji, and did this amuse our boy indeed. He listened to the Neji as he insulted his sister.
    “Hinata,” warned Neji “Forfeit the match.”
    “H-huh?” Hinata stammered
    “I said to forfeit the match.” Neji repeated “You’re going to lose.”
    “I-I-I-”
    “You know you will Hinata.” Neji continued “The way you put your arms in front of you? Your trying to keep me away, aren’t you?”
    “N-no! I-I-”
    “The way you stammer, it shows me you don’t want to do this.”
    Gaara smirked. He loved the way Neji insulted his ever so sweet sister.
    “Your wrong brother!” Hinata cried shrilly
    “Forfeit Hinata!” Neji warned
    Hinata refused. She used Byakugan and told her brother to defend himself. Gaara smiled as he watched the Byakugan Battle. Neji hit Hinata, and Hinata hit back. Hinata suddenly stopped. She coughed up blood. Neji had hit her straight onto the heart! But she didn’t stop. She knocked her brothers hand away and continued. Gaara snickered to himself as he watched Neji hit Hinata directly again, and watched her fall in to her own blood. Neji had won!
    “Who cares.” Gaara thought to himself “I could take on that weakling any day.”
    The exams went from battle to battle, until it came to this:
    Gaara Vs Rock Lee.
    Using his sand, he transported over to the arena, and waited for Rock Lee to come down. Lee jumped down and landed in front of Gaara. When the battle began, he threw Kenai at Gaara. Just like when he was a boy, the sand shot up, blocking the knife-like ninja weapon from reaching Gaara. The sand then went after Lee. Lee used the Kenai to stab the sand away.
    The battle went on like this until Gaara became impatient. While Lee was doing the deadly Hidden Ludoes, he used his sand to cushion his fall. Lee had ripped his muscles and he could barely move. Gaara, who lay motionless on the ground, raised one of his hands.
    “No!” Tamari thought, horrified “He can’t, he won’t!”
    But she was wrong. The sand instantly went after Lee. He tried t get up to run away, but the sand got his left arm and leg. Lee heard something that he never wanted to hear again.
    “Sand Coffin.” Gaara growled. The sand squeezed until his arm and leg broke and ripped. Blood soaked Lee’s arm and leg as he lay unmoving on the ground. Gaara sent the sand after him again, but Lee’s sensei, Gai Sensei, stopped the match before Gaara could kill Lee.
    “That’s enough Gaara.” Gai warned
    Gaara stared, unbelievably, at Gai.
    “Why do you care for him?” Gaara growled
    “He’s precious to me. He may be my student, but he‘s more than a student to me.”
    Gaara suddenly raised his arms to cover his head. It was like Gai’s love for Lee burned and stabbed his heart.
    He walked away and said “Forget it. I quit.”
    “Huh?!” Sakura cried, shocked “He what? He quit?”
    “He still won.” Kakashi said “The minute Gai interfered, Gaara won.”
    Gaara rolled his eyes. “Of course I won you insignificant fool.” He thought “No one can defeat me.” Gaara then joined his sister and brother to await the last match.

    After Chapter:
    Gai: (Guy)
    Kakashi: (Cu-Ka-she)
    Neji: (Ned-G)

  • The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

    Chapter 27: Puppet Ganon

    Link: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI! MY MOTHER HIT WITH A CHICKEN WING! SO I PUNCHED HER WITH A DIMOND RING!

    Shrukan: What the hell.

    Link: :D

    Tywar: That was severely odd.

    Shrukan: No kidding.

    Link: Shadd up!

    Puppet Ganon#1: Oh yeah! I’m gonna kill you!

    Link: In yo’ dreams!

    Puppet Ganon#1: If you can take the pebble from my hand, then inogonnakickyoass.

    Link: What?!

    Puppet Ganon#1: I won’t kick yo ass if you can take the pebble from my hand!

    Link: Are you so totally cereal?!

    Puppet Ganon#1: Let your diphthong hang out!

    Link: My what? My thong? damn, how’d know I wear them? *Takes pebble*

    Puppet Ganon#2: Silly rabbit, trix’s are for kids!

    Link: You share! *kills* Silly children, trix’s are for bunnies!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: Yeah, well, it’s not polite to be a retard!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: I don’t give a crap! I wouldn’t care if you were the king of the underworld!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: No, I didn’t do no such thing like that.

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss?

    Link: No, of course I didn’t meet Tetra in the bed at 9:00! *looks around nervously*

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: Shut up! You did the same thing with my grandma!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!?!

    Link: What do you mean how did I know?

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss…HISS!?

    Link: You-you didn’t-!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss. >:-D

    Link: You’re so disgusting!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: So what if I’ve got a picture of Tetra striping herself in my pocket!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss…

    Link: Oh…well…

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: Yes, this is quit disturbing!

    Gaara: Your face is disturbing.

    Link: Oh no you didn’t!

    Gaara: Oh yes I did.

    Link: Why don’t you go shave that mammoth off your face?

    Gaara: I shave mine when you shave yours.

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Gaara & Link: OH NO YOU DIDN’T!

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Naruto: Grrrrrr!

    Gaara: What the-

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss?

    Link: What the-

    Naruto: GAARA! YOU COST ME MY JOB! NOW I CAN’T BATHE MYSELF OR FEED MYSELF! THIS JOB PAID ME 2000$ A SENTENCE! AND YOU COME ALONG AND YOU TAKE MY JOB! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

    Gaara: An awesome and deadly person.

    Naruto: YEAH, WELL, WHY’D YOU TAKE MY JOB?! YOU JUST HAD TO CAPTURE THE HEART OF THE CREATOR, DIDN’T YOU?! YOU AND THAT DARN KIBA!

    Kiba: Leave me outta this, I ain’t even in here.

    Naruto: I’LL GET YOU GAARA, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TO!

    Kiba: Just because I act like a dog doesn’t mean I am one.

    Shrukan: Aww shit. Will you all stop? You’ll make-

    Me: ARE YOU SO CEREAL?! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE YOUR TO HYPER! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE I HATE THE NINE TAILED FOX! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE GAARA COULD KICK YOUR BUTT ANY DAY!

    Tywar: LOL.

    Kenpari: You said it.

    Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!

    Link: *kills* Gosh, that was getting annoying.

    Gaara: Your mom.

    Link: Screw you!

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