BeauG, did it ever occur to you that if I wanted your opinion about my weight, I would beat it out of you, most probably with some form of blunt object, like a frying pan? What do you care about my relationship status? You want some? Sorry to disappoint you, I happen to like men that actually have some balls. All you do is sit at home trying to be some l33t h4x0r keyboard warrior, and to be honest, you fail at it. You need to learn that this is the internet. What you say here is irrelevant, because at the end of the day, you have a totally pointless life, and I do not. Feel free to enjoy it, but bask in the glory of the knowledge that I truly wouldn't care if you got hit by a bus tomorrow and died a horrible death.
Sure, you have friends here that are probably going to back you up and decide to try and flame me, but I don't care. Wanna try and jack a forum of mine again, in some poor attempt to try and gain any shred of self-worth? Go ahead. I'll just make a new one. Want to flame me yourself? Feel free, I'll just laugh at you.
People like you are just walking billboards for birth control. In the words of the Darwin Awards, please go and bless the Human Gene Pool by thoroughly removing yourself from it.
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OWNAGE.