Day 1: OMG THAT MUSICIAN WORKED ON "THIS GAME" THAT MEANS "THIS CHARACTER" IS IN BRAWL. Those percentage counters are UGLY!!
Day 2: Mario and Link? BORING! Tomorrows will be Kirby and Pikachu! I KNOW IT!
Day 3: OH, THE HORROR! Gooey Bomb? LOL WTF
Day 4: PIT! WTF HIS CHARACTER ART SUCKS! HIS OLD ONE WAS BETTER
Day 5: WHAT A CRAPPY UPDATE! We know Pit can shoot his arrows and fly! BIG DEAL. Tomorrows we'll probably get his other two moves!
Day 6: I-I? I want it!!!! OMG Final Smash can only be used ONCE EVER!! WTF We already knew what Mario's Final Smash is. LAMEE. Tomorrow's will be Link's Final Smash!
Day 7: BIG DEAL! You can move and shoot at the same time. Worst update ever! The graphics on the super scope are HORRIBLE. Control Stick IS THE C STICK GUYS! GAMECUBE CONTROLLER CONFIRMATION.
Day 8: Cracker Launcher? THAT'S RACIST! Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Day 9 WTF. Why do all these stages have moving backgrounds! The graphics sucks! IT looks like it's ripped right out of SMS!!
Day 10 Yoshi music SUCKS!! This is horrible! Tommorows update is without a doubt Yoshi!
Day 11: Wtf? The Pokeball is bigger than Fox's head! What's Murphy's Law? GROUDON LOOKS LIKE ITS RIPPED RIGHT FROM POKEMON COLLOSEUM WHAT A RIP OFF!! It? It?s HUGE! SEE Ridley can be playable!!
Day 12: O.M.G. WORST. UPDATE. EVER. Mario can jump super far now! WOAHMG!!!! WTH Metaknight why aren't you fighting back!!?!
Day 13: Pikachu and Kirby. BORING. We already knew this
Day 14: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTROLLERS!!!!!!! OFMG!!!! THANK YOU SAKURAI WE LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ALL THESE OPTIONS. WTF How do you play with just the Wiimote
Day 15: Fox has a tumor! BORING we already knew this!
Day 16: Whimsical Support Ghost 4 Brawl What is with all these flat stages with like one platform? LAME LOZL Tomorrows update is without a doubt Yoshi!
Day 17: RIDLEY MUSIC?! OMFG HE'S PLAYABLE! HE'S IN THE GAME! YESSS LETS CELEBRATE!!! TOMORROW SAKURAI WILL REVEAL RIDLEY!!
Day 18: Barrels and Crates, Barrels and Crates, I'm a little lad who loves Barrels, and Crates! LOL PIKACHU ON THE BOX ROTFLMAO!!!
Day 19: OMG SAMUS! Boring! We already knew she's in the game! GOSH SAKURAI when are you gonna reveal something NEW!! Ultramat: LOL Tomorrow will be Link's Final Smash. Everybody: YAH RIGHT.
Day 20: ULTRAMAT IS A PROPHET! OMG HE PREDICTED LINK'S FINAL SMASH OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tommorow will be Kirby's Final Smash! I KNOW IT!
Day 21: WTF? Why does Pikachu turn into a ball of light! KIRBY IS A MURDERER IN THE LAST PICTURE!!! Tomorrow will be Kirby's Final Smash FOR SURE!!!
Day 22: LOL WARIO EATING KIRBY IS THE ULTIMATE POETIC JUSTICE!!!!!!!! Martial arts nobody can see?! SILENT AND DEADLY LOL FART JOKES.
Day 23: "Did you notice that thing dangling from Fox?s waist?
What is that?" ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Day 24: What's a Pleiades? OLD We already saw this stage Sakurai!
Day 25:WTF?!?!? ZELDA!?!? WHY'D THEY CHANGE HER HAIR COLOR ARGHGHG SHEIK IS GONE !!! SHEIK ISNT IN THIS PROFILE SO SHE'S GONE!! I know it!!
Day 26: WTF is this crap? I've never heard any of these songs before? I guess I kind of hear them now, but it's to upbeat for OOT music!! Tomorrow will be Ganondorf!!
Day 27: WORST ITEM EVER. SO USELESS I HATE YOU SAKURAI. ARGHHG
Day 28: lol I dident kno I culd put mah name in deh game. LOOK THERES NESS AND ICE CLIMBERS AND DK IN THE PIXELATED CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN. These White colors are too happy. I DONT LIKE.
Day 29: Cute little poot! LOLZ!! I wonder if other characters can ride Wario motorcycle!!! OMG LINK ON A MOTORCYCLE FTW.
Day 30: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Our character roster is ruined! I WANTED SAMURAI GOROH AND HAMMER BROS! WAAAAAH
:(. WE WONT HAVE ANY GOOD CHARACTER NOW. YOU RUINED THE GAME SAKURAI. THIS IDEA SUCKS.
Day 31: Bowser looks old. Booo
Day 32: OMG I CAN PLAY AS GIGA BOWSER NOW! YAY! Gosh Sakurai! This was so predictable! Be more original! SHEESH.
Day 33: I know how to do Smash attacks! What is Link doing? OMG ITS A NEW ATTACK WOOOOOOTOO!!! Now he can transform into a Wolf!
Day 34: This stage is too flat! What the hell! I'm sick of boring stages Sakurai! All the stages in this game suck!
Day 35: Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.This guy needs to calm down.
Day 36: Dr Wright is a playable character? WTF. Nobody knows who he is. This is lame. The roster sucks.
Day 37: BORING. Bumper is SO OLD. We knew all about this Sakurai! Stop giving us old news. Besides, he's giving us boring news so we can get ZOMG MEGATON INFO at Nintendo's E3 Press Conference!
Day 38: WTF this update was so predictable. We already knew the release date and saw this footage like a few hours ago! BIG DEAL. OLD NEWS SAKURAI. Why'd he update the site earlier? This is lame. We better get ANOTHER update.
Sidenote: 15 second footage: OMG WHO IS THAT CHARACTER ON ELDIN BRIDGE?! IS IT SONIC? A PIKMIN? YOUNG LINK? BOWSER JR? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 39: Animal Crossing Stage!!! This is lame! All the stages are flat and boring. THE SYMBOL AND STAGE MEANS NOTHING WE WONT HAVE AN AC CHARACTER. NOOK AND K.K. ARE IN THE BACKGROUND SO THERE IS NO CONCEIVABLE WAY THEY COULD BE PLAYABLE.
Day 40: Mr. Amada for Brawl!
Day 41: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO PLAY AS DEOXYS THIS IS SO NOT FAIR HE DESERVES TO BE PLAYABLE I'M NOT BUYING THIS GAME ANYMORE.
Day 42: NOOOOO SHE CAN'T BE A FS TRANSFORMATION THIS IS LAME I WANT TO MAIN AS ZSS IN TOURNAMENTS AND NOW IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. DAMN YOU SAKURAI I'M NOT BUYING THIS GAME ANYMORE.
Day 43: SO PREDICTABLE. I hate you Sakurai.
Day 44: WTF? THIS UPDATE MAKES NO SENSE! WHERE'S THE TEXT I CAN'T SEE IT? Mario and Kirby are lovers lol!!! Whose the purple guy? Is it Sandbag? OMG GUYS LOOK BOWSER, RIDLEY, GANONDORF, ZANT, WOLF LINK, SMRPG TADPOLE, AND RICK ASTLEY ARE IN THE CLOUDS! No they aren't they're just clouds. WTF THE CLOUDS CONFIRM CHARACTERS.
Sidenote: OMG SONIC IS CONFIRMED BY A SPANISH MAGAZINE.
Day 45: WTF THIS IS JUST LIKE THE ICE CLIMBER STAGE AND WE ALL KNOW THE ICE CLIMBERS AND THEIR STAGE SUCKED. This is so lame! Turn this one off Random Stage Select. Sheesh. Why would anybody climb up a ladder?!? Oh well, atleast the Ice Climbers are confirmed to be cut now.
Day 46: Lame! We already knew Yoshi is in! What the hell! Why doesn't he have Baby Mario on his back? That would've been SOOO much better! Now they just nerfed his 2nd jump. LAME And why hasn't Metaknight been put up yet. THIS IS SO LAME. His Melee desgin was SO much better.
Day 47: WOW SAKURAI. Another BORING FLAT STAGE. This sucks. The levels from Power Stone 2 ARE SO MUCH BETTER than this games crappy stage design. Everybody look at this picture I got on GoNintendo comparing inaccurate Brawl stage design to stage design in Melee! AUGH Well tommorow we're getting Sonic! THANK YOU SPANISH MAGAZINE! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SONIC!!! Sonic > Boring Flat stages
Day 48: WHAAAT?! NO SONIC AND WE GET SOME LAME UPDATE WITH GAME MECHANICS WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT!??! DAMNIT SAKURAI I HATE YOU WHY COULDN'T YOU ATLEAST DO METAKNIGHT THIS IS SO LAME WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF...... what's a Meteor Smash? This is lame! All noobs are gonna spam this and win instantly. THanks Sakurai. You ruined online play.
Day 49: Who is Knuckle Joe? Well whoever he is, all I know is him being an AT MEANS100% THAT DEDEDE IS PLAYABLE! YES! I KNEW IT! What? I don't care if it's baseless, it proves Dedede is playable. Oh and it means Little Mac won't be an Assist Trophy cause all he could do is punch and all this Uncle Joe guy can do is punch too. Bye Bye Little Mac! FAILURE!