Ah.
Oh, and how about some condom promotion lines!
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
She won't get sick if you wrap your ****.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.