Ass spanker. D=
We did more than just that... 
Posts by Twistkill
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Hey hey, I have a new picture, my school photo. :D I'm sorry that it looks a little too saturated and smeared, but that was from the editing I did to the picture after it was scanned, but I forgot to realize that my monitor down here is brighter than the one on my dad's laptop, thus resulting in a distorted image. I'll rescan it later and not edit it so much. For now, this is what you get. =)
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The internet is simply ****ed up. A girl can only produce children at the age of 12.
No, CC... there was a BBC news article about Britain's youngest mother - 11 years old. In this 5 year old's case, it does seem rather impossible... but there is some evidence of this being real. "Her medical history reveals that she had been having regular periods since the age of 3". I am still skeptical of the legitimacy of this birth, but ages at which women and men grow varies, remember? Maybe she had some sort of extremely abnormal fast hormone growth spurt or something to trigger this. We are uncertain.
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Um... I'm kinda too lazy too read all that.
It seems possible. There might have been something messed up with her parents or higher in the higher part of the family tree to have such a feat happen. Well, thats my 'Logical' thinking.
Doh. >_>;;
Sorry about that entire "logical" stuff I had been feeding you, Tywar. Thing is, I surely believe it is impossible as well, but not everything is applicable to logic in every single way in every single circumstance.
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She's pregnant at 5 years old and she also had a steady period since she was 3? Holy shit, that's insane...
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Don't make fun of my boobs.
No, we're not making fun of them. :D In fact, consider yourself lucky, because some girls would love to have breasts that size.
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Midna, you surely have the breasts of a 16 year old girl.
Ahaha...
Actually, there are some women over 20 who don't have as big breasts as she does. You do know that the general age range in regards to the development of men and women varies greatly? I know a guy in 10th grade who has an extremely deep voice and he has been shaving every day since he was in 8th grade because of how much facial hair he has.* He simply has higher testerone levels than the rest of the guy in his grade, and this similiar situation applies to her - only, obviously, the "women" version.
* We all nicknamed him grandpa.
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*buys Wii for her as an early Christmas present*
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Ooh, I remember when you showed me those... they're so good. I love your talent Shrukan. =)
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*gives football signed by an NFL player*
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That proves it. Tim is the most f***ed up person on the planet o_O JKing.
Wait a second...
Are you implying that it's ****ed up for someone to have sex with Shrukan? Are you saying that's how bad she is? D:
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I can't do that D: I'm not mean.
Wow... Is Psychology even a requirement to graduate? D:
Well you're still young, you don't really see how older high school grades work yet...
It counts as a credit, but it's not "required" in the literal sense. It's a choice. She could have chosen any other course in that timeslot that counted as a credit and it would be accounted for...
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Yeah Midna, are you really 12? I'd say you're approximately 14 judging from that picture..
Oh, and silly string is awesome. :D
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There are several factors influencing how much a person cares for another, so this thread will not even be as close to universally proving how much people care for each other as everyone think it will.
1) The closeness people have with the other person. In the United States, someone is murdered every 5 seconds. Did you care for the 2 or so people that just lost their lives by the time you read this sentence? Most likely you care that they did die, but you did not care for them in a more literal sense because you never met the person and cannot pass judgment on them...
On the other hand, imagine you and your mother or father... you love them because of what they've done and stuck with you through out your childhood years to help you grow up (or at least they should)... and then they die. Imagine your emotional response to that - it was far more dramatic than the 8 or so people that have died so far, right?
I for one, really do care about Amy/Blackwing/Shrukan/Timaeus/name from VGDC that I will not say/Twilight_Link/Hermos. Since I've know her for almost 3 years now, and I understand her personal situations, my emotions towards her are caring for her well-being and praying that she does not get hurt, physically or emotionally, which is what she doesn't deserve...
2) The nature of the person. Obviously, every person feels differently about situations - someone who's kind-hearted will gladly give money to the homeless or to breast cancer research, etc but some others who are more stoic, won't. Now, this doesn't automatically mean the person who doesn't give money is bad or vice-versa, but it shows what they care about on a priority-based level...
See, there are other factors influencing how much a person cares for another person, not just a generalized poll, because it is over-simplifying the issue.
Just thought I'd make this point...
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I agree, i've seen my friends Language Arts Paper it had:2,plz,thx,r u goin 2 ze prty? And it was going to the teacher.
If poeple didn't use 1337 on the internet than they wouldn't use it in real life stuations.
In fact if we remove 1337 totally 1/2 of all words typed on the internet would Disappear.1337 isn't the problem, because 1337 is different than internet shortcuts. They can be used simultaneously, however...
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(This is similar to the "say something nice to the user above you" game, only with actions instead of words)
*gives Tywar a shiny new PS2 so he can enjoy a few good exclusives like the Ace Combat or God of War series, or the 3 biggest platformering trilogy exclusives for the PS2: Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, and Sly Cooper.*
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What's even worse is the ideology that the internet is also a means for using this type of communication. I, for one, never improperly utilize grammar except for the occasional lol or g2g on MSN or forums. Otherwise, I tend to assert myself properly so people can understand what I am attempting to communicate. Everyone else should try this, too - I automatically respect someone more if they have even a very basic understanding of English grammar rather than someone who uses lots of "..........."s or "u"s or any other shortcuts. Internet or not, this type of communication is simply asinine.
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I had sex with Shrukan.
Ahahahaha...
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It would be quite useful if you gave us the link to said forum.
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