Posts by Tywar

Quote from Midna

XD

It didn't make me laugh, but I love the randomness.

The random is the good part =D

Timothy, you deserve your own chapter. After all, I have known you for a while xD

Chapter Floor: Tiny Tim...

After a waste of time of creating the COUGHTIMESEASONSANDSECRETSCOUGH clans, Shrukan desided to go into the deepest darkest corner of her room and cry all day. It had been only a few feet away.

Shrukan: Hey, how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None because they sit in a dark corner and cry all day... (Bursts out with tears)

Meanwhile, at Eternal... Zelda Temple!...

Timothy: ...so I heard if you shove it far enough up your...

Midna: CC... Er... Tim!

Timothy: What? Is there suddenly a problem with talking about how to load old fasioned rifles?

Tywar: No, but talking about sex is... Wait... Let me think...

Timothy: Well, there is nothing with sex, just a form of reproduction. You wouldn't even be here without that.

Tywar: True, but it can be abused.

Shrukan: Alright, break it up before I bring out the banning stick. You both remeber what happened last time.

Tywar begins to remeber the time where he saw the huge red marks oh his ass from the time Shrukan spanked him with the banning stick.

Tywar attacks Shrukan with proxy!

...

It's Super Effective!

Timothy: (Thinks: Ah, yes... This is a great chance.. How can I make her more pissed off?)

Steelia: Dang. Why do we all fight? Its pointless and imature.

Twistkill: I'm going to use big words that copy the whole meaning of Steelia's sentence but you won't be able to tell because I'm much more smarter than you... and my vocabulary is bigger.

Dark Link: I'm going to speek in a glowing red form to bug and annoy you!

Aronath: ORLY????

Happy Mask Salesman: YARLY -.-

Wild Cucco: NO WAI!

Vaati: SHUT UP BEFORE I PUT YOU IN A CRAZY ROOM.

Radkin: ^ YA, wut he sid

Tywar: Damn it, everyone. Radkin... *Ahem*. Me and Timothy buisy fighting, okay?

Timothy: Excuse me? Because skycchi > B_X

Tywar: What?...

George W. Bush: Get me a taco...

Timothy: Yes, yes sir!

George W. Bush: Hehe... Tacos rule.

Tywar: Why does every damn thing around me suddenly become a damnation? I swear, its like wearing a bumper sticker for your car that says "I support Bush". It really means "I can't get this damn thing off my car!".

Meanwhile, Japan bombs Pearl Harbor and Cuba allows other people to point deadly weapons at Flordia. Shortly after, Tywar calls Hitman to kill the people in charge of all of this. The day is once agian saved by, the Power puff... Tywarious III!

Thats all I got =/ I need moar Ideas before moving on to Eternal Hyrule D=

I think I heard that one before, Midna xDDD

I can't think of another joke at the top of my head =/

Quote from Shrukan

I don't get it. What happened with the gay guy?

I edited it, Skelly.

Okay, you see the poof after the poof at the end? The poof means that they went to hell... so... You get it? xD

Post some jokes, people =P

Quote from Midna

I have a qustion: WTF is that next to the skull?

OH, yes, I just reconized that for myself. Its a blue rose sitting in a vase with red blood in it ^_^

Your Midna avy is better, but it needs a background

Put any jokes you find and put them here.

Theres an Italian, a Hobo, and a gay person that goes to hell. The Devil says that he will give their lives back if they give up what they value the most. The Italian can't have pizza, the Hobo can't have money that wasn't given to him, and the gay person can not have intercourse with another man. They are back on earth while many days have gone buy. The Italian said "That it! I can't take it anymore!" he walks into a pizza store and grabs himself a slice. Poof! The hobo is walking down the street and he spots a hundred dollar bill. He bends over to pick it up. Poof! Poof!

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It will take smart person to figure that out.

Um... Yes... I am insand. No, I'm perfectly fine.... Except my head is alittle couded a the moment.
=/

Chapter Tree: Da Comprimise

It's been a long day at work. Tywar had been sitting in his chair while looking deep into his computer screen for hours and hours straight without changing it. A drop of slobber had rolled down a cheek while he staired at Midna's profile. Radkin walks into his room.

VRN|Radkin: Wake up!

Tywar: (Wakes up while blinking) Huh?! Wha?!

Tywar jumps out of his seat while turning around in a jolt

VRN|Radkin: You were sleeping without being awake agian... Wait... you were... (He sighs)

Tywar: Yeah, yeah... I know...

VRN|Radkin: The judge said not to or we get to electrocute you agian.

Tywar: Yeah, screw the judge. I'll kill him in his sleep one day.

Radkin points to the bugged voice recorder straped around his foot. Tywar runs and ducks to Radkins feet while his face was neer the voice box

Tywar: Insert orgasm here! Oh, and yes, I hope someday to let this appear on national television and be the laughing stock of the whole world. Wouldn't that be fun!?

Tywar begins to wildly laugh and kicks Radkin out of both of their room agian. Tywar gets back on the computer and PM's Shrukan for a request to join the COUGHSEASONSAGESANDSECRETSCOUGH clans.

It's been hours since Shrukan has logged on, and now she is online, checking her Private Messages

Tywar: Oh boy, oh boy! I can't wait to get my hands inside one of those clans!

Few minuets have passed.

The private message had read:

Are you sure you want to be in a clan? They are a desert, right now :/

Tywar: Oh... My... Gawd... She won't let me join... just because... no one's in there... HOW RETARTED IS THAT?! Oh... Crap... I hope that wasn't public...

Hitler: Come out with ze hands up! Ze soldats are not afraid!

Tywar: Oh, sorry! They are next door!

Hitler: Oh, thanks. I'll be sure to get you a gift basket once I take over the world!

Tywar: Um... Okay... Well, um.... Shrukan? LET ME IN MAH KLAN!

Shrukan: Didn't I tell you already? Da klanz r mt :/

Tywar: Okay, lets comprimise... I get 90 percent, you get one percent, and Spiff gets 10 percent. Deal?

Shrukan: Wut da flux? That doesen't add up... What are we talking about??? :/

Tywar: You were getting me a college degree. *Ahem*

Shrukan: Okay, your not getting in that clan, and thats final. (puts her foot down because both were in the air)

Tywar: Well, the clans were a waste of time then... Stay in tune next time, for the next episode of Fairly... Jimmy... Ren and... ETERNAL HYRULE! (Gets shocked)

Meh, I was bored. RUPEESRUPEESRUPEESRUPEESRUPEESRUPEES

Quote from Captain Cutflake

Cut it out, he's a friend of mine. He simply wishes to gain 50 posts so he can playfully enter the Arcade.

Ah.

Thanks for posting. Do you go over to his house or does he go over to your house?

Quote from Blast

Yours i very unique..did you paint it?

That honestly made me laugh xD

No, I GIMP'd it.

G= God
I= Iz
M= Mega
P= Pwnzorz

Yours is basic. Simpsons was entertaining to me, but I don't watch the stuff...

Your avy seems confuzzling.... but pretty, nonetheless.

Quote from Midna

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Gee, thanks Ty. -.-

D=

I mean, I know whats going on in the story, its just the Naruto part thats getting me...

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to help ;_;

Aw, don't feel bad, Midna! I'm reading it, and I have no idea whats going on, too! =D

Quote from skycchi

I wish to gain access to the arcade.;)

So... Thats why you spam'd the whole forum? o_O

Quote from Shrukan

LOL. This is the most random topic ever!

best part:

Spiff: LFG

Wild Cucco: Screw da groopz.

and

Muigi: The thread is closed due to spaming. I'm a Redead. Have a nice day.

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LAWL

Did you know I'm actualy getting ideas from threads quite a while ago? You can thank Spiff for that idea.

Everyone: THANK YOU, SPIFF!!! =D

Thanks, everyone. I'll try and improve on that, Timothy.

Oh, and Shrukan. It doesen't matter anymore. xD *points at the intro of the first chapter*

"...where I twist and turn them into lies..." xD

Chapter Too- Zelde Temp!

Shrukan: D00dz, if were going to be here, why not have fun? I mean, I am your master....

The others stare at Shrukan for a moment

Then, knowing that the others sensed a hint of supidity, Shrukan opened a small pit to Hell and sent everyone in.

Suddenly, Tywar came in the story with a time control remote

Tywar: Stop.

Time stops. Tywar grabs everyone back into their seats infront of the computer where they belong. And yes, Tywar can travel three times the speed of light

Tywar: Play.

Shrukan: HAW DAR U? NEX TIM U DO DAT I BAN UR IP!1one. Well, anyway, as I was saying, we should have fun... Anyone want klans?

Spiff: LFG

Wild Cucco: Screw da groopz. >=/

Spiff: Well, fine, guess you don't want to join the COUGHTIMESEASONSANDSECRETSCOUGH clans.

Shrukan: Wait, what did you say?

Spiff: Wha? The COUGHTIMESEASONSANDSECRETSCOUGH clans?

Shrukan: Yeah, but... Nevermind... I shall make three clans... and.... I'm sure they will something similar to what Spiff wierdly coughed...

And It was so. Three clans suddenly appeared out of the firey pits of the Admin Pannel and raged over the small internet forum called Zelda Temple.

Midna: OMFG. I WILL POST IN THE SHOWCASE THREAD AND HOPE TO SOMEDAY LEAVE ZU.

Tywar: Have fun with that ^_^

Muigi: The thread is closed due to spaming. I'm a Redead. Have a nice day.

Midna: (Mentaly scares Muigi) Okay, what was that?

Muigi: (opens the showcase thread while crying)

Shrukan: Okay, now lets get to ideas so we can get more members someday and contiue to do it until we make another forum change.

Tywar: Yeah, yeah, thats great. Where is the porn?

Shrukan: THAT'S...

Tywar: IT? Fast Foward.

Time fast fowards for two weeks.

I'm terribly sorry, guys, but Its late and I forgot what I was going to put in this chapter. Please forgive me if this chapter sucks D=

Quote from Shrukan

And me! What about me?! ?.?

*throws customary welcome tanks.*

Welcome to Eternal Hyrule and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Hey... Weren't those hammers?! Ah, well... Tanks are better.

*bombards Black_Mage*

Welcome! =D Have a great time!

Quote from Lord of the Twilight

Very Good Story Tywar.

I love it ^.^

Keep up the good work

Oh, You'll LOVE IT when I put YOU in there xD Heh, it's both a promise and a threat! >=D

Quote from Blast

I hope this isn't instantly close...but, this is a thread for letting all your pent up anger out. Please censor words.

There was once an insult thread, then Shrukan closed it... YOU DUMB MOTHER ****ER!!!

Meh, bored anyway D= Can't wait for this thread to be closed...

Quote from Spiff

Cool avy and sig (avy is cooler though) Did you make it yourself?

Hell yeah! I'm proud, too =3

Yours is kewl. Your signature is better than your avy, though. The sig has more texture to it.

Quote from Spiff

D00d, at his rate the story will only last another post cuz you summarized about 3/4 of the forums history in a paragraph. You should add more stuff and events to the earlier times. Otherwise it is funny and pretty good.

Your right, but it's kinda hard for me to describe things to where I wasn't here to see D=

I'll try alot harder in the next chapters.