This isnt too funny, but thats only because its home made >.>
I dont get the last one myself, Im just bored, shadup!
Posts by Tywar
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Quote from Happy Mask Salesman
Wow that was great so far anyways, the only thing is (Prepare for some criticism) that your grammar is off a little, so is the spelling, and the formatting. Great entertainment. Keep it up.
Yeah, my problems with spelling and grammer arent new to me. Its just beyond reason why I didnt use the spell checker at the bottom O.o -
Yeah... double post...
Kokiri forest Part II
Link starts to look around before he starts to think where he could find something as rare as a sword. Nothing around the forest looked new to him, it was as old as the people who inhabited it. So, he now started to think "Have I missed something? Is there somewhere That I haven't been?" He started to get a flash back of a time where he was training. It was in that fenced in area where the Know-it-all brothers lived. Link gazed at a rectangular hole in the ground. "Link..." One of his friends said. "You cant tell me that your going in there, that place is dangerous!" "well..." "Come on man..." "Okay" Link smiles at him. "Thats it!" Link says exiting his flashback. Its the only place I have not been! What have I got to lose Navi?" "Well, your life?" "Come one Navi." They Walk upon a path not too long and reach their destination in no time. "Well, this is it." Navi goes inside Link's hat to make sure that she doesn't get left behind. Link begins to kneel down and crawl into the short pipe in the wall. He reaches the other side and starts to look around him. There are a few narrow corridors. This is amazing to him, finally something in a long time that he has not seen. "Wow! Some rupees! I gotta save these!" He picks them up and stores them in his pocket. He turns around and a giant rock just about hit him in the face. "Whoa... better be carfull..." Once the bolder has passed, he dashes for the end of the corridor and makes it around the corner. "Cool, more rupees, better keep these while I'm here..." He picks those and also stores them in his pocket. The boulder came around a second time while he was finding rupees. Link waited to it to fully go around so he could follow up behind it. He dashes a second time around the corner and something caught his eye, a Chest. "What is this?" He moves up close to it. "Hm..." Link thinks about it. "Hey, you should be able to open it, thats what those things are for." "Thank you Navi! I can see this is the beginning for a beautiful relationship for us!" He walks up to it and grabs the top and opens it. Its looks very shiny, when he bends down to see it. He goes in and takes it out. "Link, you have found the Kokiri sword! You can use it to cut all sorts of things!"
Link makes it out. "Navi, where can you find a shield?" "Well, around here, a shield would be made out of a popular resource, which would be wood, and you can find all sorts of wood at shops, you should go there!" Link nods to her. The shop is all to familiar to him, he just never finds plenty of money to buy the items there. Link walks into the shop and first notices the shop owner jumping up and down. "Welcome! We own many things of Deku, take a look around!" Link looks at not much and points out what he wants quickly. "How much is that shield?" Link hopes that this time he can buy what he needs this time. "For you, 40 rupees." Link looks into his wallet. "Aw... I'm half way there. Ill be right back." Link leaves the store looking all around the forest for rupees, hidden here and there. Most were placed into bushes and left laying in secret places like above the normal ground level. About 10 minuets later he finally counts how many rupees he has. "37... 38... 39... 40! Yes!" He goes back into the shop, ready for a break. "May I please purchase your fine deku shield shopkeeper?" "Yes you may." He hands over the Deku shield while Link hands over the fourty rupees. "Yes! Now lets see Mido stop me now!" He exits the store and with a brave heart, demanded entrance to the Great Deku Tree. "Let me pass Mido!" "Not until you have... Wait... is that... the Deku shield!? Is that... The Kokiri Sword?! Heh, well, a wimp is still a wimp!" He can only look in discust at Mido, he ventures on to see The great Deku Tree.
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<will write my OoT story
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^Yup
< I can play the voice of a claranet on my piano!
V No realy, did seven ate nine? -
^Um, are you chargeing your lazer? your wierd! =3
< fine, im wierd.
V your wierd too. -
^WRONG!
< Is very good at playing piano
V Im not wierd... am I? -
^ No, you got it wrong.110100110100010101010111, See?
< doesent understand computer language >.>
V uh.... 7 8 9? -
^Huh? No Idea.
< Thinks internet love is silley.
V doesnt agree with me.It is silley because, your not loveing what they look like, your loving their personality and nothing about how they look and how they live or anything else.
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^ LMAO, has a crush on Midna
< Has a slinkey
V you gotta have a slinkey, slinkey, slinkey, go slinkey go! -
^Show me the Way!
< Blows you away
V says only the strongest will survive -
^roger
< Tells jay that he still has his arrows wrong
V Doesent know that I finally have learned all of the mortal kombat song on piano -
^indubitibly
< Im... *chuckles* smart
V fine. Bequiet about my posts. Happy CW XD -
^ Got ur arrows wrong
< Perfectly understands this game
V Shadup =3 -
^Wazzup?
<Is going into 9th grade
V doesent expect me to be in high school -
^ Maybe? Who wants ta know? XD
< .... Likes Midna and feels sorry for her because school starts on the 20th for me!
V Um.... likes school! (who would?) -
^ No shit? XD
< is radkin's bro?
V Radkin! wait... jay... -
Quote from spiff
Avy:It looks like shrukan's 7/10Sig: Nicely done 8/10
It is. She refused to admit that she copied off of me though. >.>
well... i knida changed my siggah...
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^ IS R MIDNA
< LIKEY PIZZA
v PIZZA PIE!WTF. makes no sense at tall...
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Quote from Autumn
radkin smells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehe ^_^lol, you dont know him like that, but your correct! XD
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