Posts by Kenpari

  • Don Criterius

    Name: Don Criterius

    Age: 18

    Gender: Male

    Race: Elf

    Height: 5' 9"

    Weight: 108 lbs

    Armor: None

    Weapons: Katana and Bow

    Physical Attacks: Strikes with the Katana and of course from Bow

    Magical attacks: Charges Bow and Katana with dark energy making them capable of shooting dark waves out of the blade and double the arrows power. He doesn't use it often as it terribly depletes his stamina.

    Weakness: Light Magic, Light Places, and Heavy/Powerful Weapons as he has no Armor.

    Appearance: A variety of tunics to help him blend in with his surroundings and red eyes which makes him stand out among others.

    Personality: Ruthless and Uncaring.

    History/Bio: When he was young, his village was burnt to the ground by a small army. He managed to escape with a man. From then on, he was raised by the man, who was a Wizard that was especially skilled in Black Magic, giving Don his personality and magical attacks. When he was around 16 he set off by himself in order to seek revenge on the army that had killed his parents and burnt down his village.

  • Why do people prefer OoT?

    Twilight Princess was much too short for my taste. In my case, it being my first Zelda game also makes a big difference. In fact, it was the first game I had ever played. I played Majora's Mask another time, it was much too gloomy for my taste, and in my opinion, I don't like it when Link changes forms. Giving me yet another reason to like OoT more than the other Zelda games. Twilight Princess, they spent too much time on the graphics. I, myself, liked the graphics better in OoT. I like that kind of look. Twilight Princess looks a little too realistic.

    The dungeons, they weren't that great in my opinion. Once again, the water-related dungeon is the hardest for me. The dungeon in the mansion on top of Snowpeak. There weren't a lot of Side Quests that were actually a bit possible to beat in there either. Also, there weren't many optional weapons in the game. Like in OoT, you don't even need the Fire Arrows or Ice Arrows. The Poe Side Quest was helluva hard Side Quest. It took me at LEAST 24 hours to collect them all. It took me 15 hours with a walkthrough. So I just said screw the Poe Collecting. I didn't like the Cave of Ordeals much either. You couldn't complete it until you practically completed the game. The bug collecting Side Quest. It was SORT of necessary since you needed a larger wallet later on, but that's not too easy either. Going around searching for a little bitty Golden Bug. There were quite a few of them, 24 if I remember correctly. I don't know how long it took me to do that either, because I never even completed it WITH a walkthrough's help. In Ocarina of Time. There weren't too many Side Quests that I couldn't complete. And I loved the way the temples were layed out.

  • SPAM topic

    So, you're saying that I try to prevent the true problems from being solved? I think freedom is slavery, war is peace, and such on? Well then you must be exaggerating. B?ta has lied to you all! B?ta is the one who tries to prevent the real problems from being solved, and covers it up with useless lies about others and frames them for what he does!

    I didn't understand half of what I just said (n_n)

    This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into Stalinism. To begin with, Beta claims that he is the way, the truth, and the light. Well, I beg to differ. There are rumors circulating that the wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of his snow jobs, so let me just clarify something: His cat's-paws are merely ciphers. Beta is the one who decides whether or not to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. Beta is the one who gives out the orders to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. And Beta is the one trying to conceal how that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence.

    Beta has been known to say that his double standards are our final line of defense against tyrrany. Let me interpret that for you. Beta is really saying that he intends to make it impossible to disturb his pertinacious gravy train by the next full moon. He obviously can't come out and say it that way because too many people would realize that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Beta doing some birdbrained thing every few weeks. One of the enduring effects of his subliminal psywar campaigns is surely the way they will advocate asinine tirades.

    Beta's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "It's perfectly safe to drink and drive" and, "Beta was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires". What they don't tell you, though, is that Beta sometimes has trouble convincing people that might makes right. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few avaricious humanity-haters to constate authoritatively that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Beta says that I'm too childish to challenge the present and enrich the future. You know, he can lie as much as he wants but he can't change the facts. If he could, he'd doubtlessly prevent anyone from hearing that I don't need to be particularly delicate here. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. That's just not true. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that it is my intent to build a sane and healthy society free of Beta's destructive influences.

    I didn't understand more of that (n_n)

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