Posts by Kenpari

398 my evil number

Don't worry.Just because redeads are occasionaly sent at you doesn't mean we can't be friends.It's like that with Maverick Aurion. ^_^

Keep up the good work.Looking forward to the next one.

Lol,keep it up.I wanna know more!

What do you think in my pants?

Your momma in my pants

Eh,maybe a bit of both MA.Anyway have a present.*gives twenty redeads and twenty gibdos to hump eternal_link*There you go. ^_^

I'm so hu7ngry I could eat my stuff
I will not go further in this game after this
with elbows:I'm a stupid shithead

God:I order thee to jump off the mountain!
Little boy:back off you /b/tard!
God:I will destoyith thee!
Mother:Hands off my little boy!*slaps god and gives him nose bleed
God:JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus:Yes father
God of Zelda:*Whacks Jesus with stick*Pwned!
Jesus:Why you /b/tard!
God:Jesus you swore!
Jesus:OMFG!It's always don't swear.blah blah blah.Just STFU!
Little boy:cat fight!Reowr!
God:Ahh!A black cat!
Mother:Come on sweety let's go
Little Boy:*flips off Jesus and God*
God:Jesus!He flipped me off!
Jesus:WTF do I care?
Mother:Is this true
Little Boy:no mommy.
God:You lying stack of s***!
Jesus:You /b/tard!
God of Zelda:My god STFU!
God:No!
God of Zelda:I am a greater god than you!
God:nuh uh
God of Zelda:uh huh
God:nuh uh
Jesus:STFU!arsehole
Zelda:Boys boys!Cut it out!
Link:damn girl you look fine.
Zelda:Link!You pervert!

To be continued

Back off,dick!

O noes.Shrukan is a gothic @#$&%*♣.Ahhhhhh!*shoots himself for cussing*

Edit:no offense shrukan

You apparently don't understand the game.

ah fire!Shrukan and the rest of the admins are burning!

I created a portal

Yo triple g dog ta da max yo!

Quote from HGuardian

HA. I got banned from NEOPETS.
Beat that.

Don't ask me how. I came back to my account after (literally) 3 years of inactivity, and it said I had been banned. I contacted the staff, but they wouldn't explain why I was banned and refused to discuss reversing it.

I miss my Strawberry Gelert. D;

hahaha I remember that.I got banned from there.I was blackmailing a member and using inappriate language by sending them messages over neopets.

I told you ta scat!Naw back off before I blow you're teeth out!

*smacks spiff with shield and summons a twenty legions of redeads to hump spiff*"I will crush you!"*creates an interdemensional warp portal and brings spiff into the dimension with him where he is tortured for what seems like 20 days but is only 20 minutes."There is no defying me in this world!"*uses psychic powers to yank off spiff's body parts one by one*"What did I tell you?"

*Summons a legion of redeads!*"You!Prepare to die!"*multiplys himself,kicks up spiff,smashes his face four time while in the air,and holds a sword to the ground as he falls**Redeads feast on his flesh*"Do not defy me!"

Cool,those are awesome.I really like the first two and a couple others.