Posts by Mr. Goron

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    Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
    Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.

    Thats the coolest thing ever.

    Oh the teachers know, well it seems that my friend thats in it with me already sat down with the guidance counselor, and we all agreed, that if it happens again, than he's going to feel some pain. (Seriously though, i hate fighting, i just don't want to be treated like this... Oh and he was calling girls some pretty mean/nasty names.)

    Fight 1

    A kid wants to fight me, and i know for sure that i can take him. But i don't want to get in a fight the first week of school.... What should i do? I guess calling him a "****tard" didn't help, but he had it coming.... Seriously though, I'm gonna kill that kid...

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    Fight 2

    Theres this kid thats been spitting on other students, while i haven't been spit on, i hate to see such a ****wad do it, so me and my friends are going to go teach him that the only liquid that he sees is red. and believe me its not gonna be ketchup (Unless my friend malachi brings the ketchup.) So basically i want to know what all of you would do in this situation.

    Heheheh, am i the only one that doesn't drink here? It could have something to do with my youth.... wait **** that, i guess its because my liver told me no. But yeah nice to see some faces here... I wouldn't exactly call Twistkill hawt, but thats cuz i'm a guy, but Twistkill, your not as bad as you make it seem...... [/end long post]

    What stresses me? School. Being called something I'm not. Seeing people that don't deserve stuff get what they want. Greed. How i deal with it? Now a few years ago i would of taken a knife and tried to get even... (Thanks to three courses of anger management I'm pretty sane now lol.) But now, i usually retreat into myself, don't talk, don't eat. Basically shut down everything until I know I'm not angry.

    I'm glad you liked it! well chapter two...

    Chapter Two: Birthday Present

    “We've got to get home!” Aryll said “Grandma is waiting for you so she can give you your present”, Link was then seen running faster than any other boy had ran. As he ran by, he saw a man crouching in the bushes, he got close and asked the man what he was doing, the man then told him that his wife had just finished making an animal pen, but they didn't have any animals, Link then saw his target, it was one of the small island pigs. Link then decided that he would do this for the man, he got on his stomach and sneaked up on the pig, right when he was behind it, the pig let out a squeal and ran away, Link jumped up and pursued it. An hour and a half later, Link carried a squirmy Pig towards the ladies house, he threw the pig in the pen without a word, the lady there screamed out in joy. “My husband told me how hard you worked for this, here you go!” She then handed Link a red rupee, it was worth 20 rupees. His bones ached and he felt ready for another nap, he then slowly trodded off towards his house. When he opened the door, his grandma was there waiting for him.

    “Are you ready for your gift?” She asked Link, Link had forgotten all about the gift. Link nodded eagerly, his grandma turned away for a second and then pulled a box off of the table, she gave Link it, Link tore into the box with a demonic speed, and then pulled out the gift. Clothes. Link's face showed disappointment, “Don't look so sad, After all its only one in a lifetime that you become the same age as the hero”

    Link, observed his clothes, they were a heavy green garment, with a hat that was hanging down over his back, he looked good in them and suddenly things didn't seem so bad. Link's face brightened as he remembered the legend of the Hero, he was now at the same age as the hero was when he saved the land. “Now go off and play while i prepare your favorite dinner” With that said Link and Aryll decided to take a stroll which ended up with them on the top of the tower.

    “Hey Link, Why don't you look around and see if you can't spot anything cool, I usually find something worth seeing.” Link focused down and looked at his house, he was scoping the area when he saw one of the rito post men, he looked distraught, feathers were rapidly falling off of him as he flapped his wings in alarm. His sister then let out a gasp, “Ah link, look up in the sky!” Link then saw what was causing the commotion. A giant bird, was seen carrying a girl in its talon, a pirate ship pursued while firing canons at it, however the canons were inaccurate and were usually seen hitting the island, finally after a few minutes of this, the bird was struck and it released the girl in the forest top of outset island.

    “Link, this is so terrible! That girl fell into the forest! She needs help!, ...But it's too dangerous for you to go in there without something you can use to defend yourself with!” Link had never seen Aryll this upset, he had no means of protection. “LINK! Old man Orca, he has swords!” Aryll suddenly shouted, Link ran to where Orca lived, he ran in and demanded a sword. “Whoa, I know its your birthday, but you don't just get everything you want!” He then saw Link's grave face and then added “I would be more than happy to instruct you in the uses of the sword.” He said, but was then cut off by Link “We don't have time!” Link yelled.

    Five minutes later Link was running out the door with a sword, up and up he ran, up the winding path that led to the forest, he passed the sign that was before the bridge, running across the bridge that led to the forest, he saw a hole in the middle, the hole was quite big and he was skeptical on whether he would be able to cross it. Next thing he knew, he was hurtling through the air, and was then back on his way running, but this time he was on the other side of the hole. He stopped and gained his breath and studied the entrance to the woods, it looked very dark. Deciding to push on link ran through into the densely wooded area.