Posts by Sardonic Pickle
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The logo behind Link really has got me curious.
Six symbols. Meaning six dungeons maybe?
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I wish I had a favourite apocalyptic image, but I don't. All I can think of is Bruce Willis and Aerosmith.
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Right now it is not a priorityUmm.... disagree
I want to get it as soon as possible after launch. Until then I want to collect as many of those Wii U games I want as I can.
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Nokia N-Gage, therefore Nokia.
No, Nintendo is my fav, I guess Sony would be my 2nd. Yeah I'm mainstream.
SEGA a very very close 3rd to Sony, I love my Mega Drive, but I wish I had more of it in my collection. So far so good though.
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No, I think Zelda has always been a little westernised. Since the idea of a young hero with a sword (knight style) going after the big bad monster and saving the princess is pretty western. Some people think Twilight Princess has too much 'anime' in it. I don't really give a toss to be honest, I like Twilight Princess. People are so critical of things now, everyone is a game designer without a qualification.
It's always had a western feel to it, that's why it's done so well in the western market. If it was Final Fantasy like, then it'd be way too eastern for some people's tastes and they wouldn't be interested in Zelda. It has still some eastern stuff in the animations and such, but the games are still phenomenal.
I voted "No" but I don't think it's stupid to think either way.
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Dunno what it means, but I like the look
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Yeah, darn Europeans ruining the fun fo... wait.
Nevermind, Australia might have helped a bit.Anyway, If there was a NX new Smash do you guys think the Ice climbers would have a chance to return?
Would you actually like that?My god they were annoying, so no thank you.
Also Bayonetta wasn't an exciting addition for me. Maybe if I played those games. Which I really want to do already.
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Hey welcome and Happy Birthday :D
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I'd get more into it if I had the means. I'm not ashamed to say I love the WWE.
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Cringe worthy? He makes it look so easy.
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Apparently Spider-Man comes in around half way through, so we may get to see a lot more of him.
To be honest I'm only seeing it because of Spider-Man. I love Captain America, but not enough to run out and see his movies. Iron Man is cool, but ... eh. I've just always loved Spider-Man. I like the new look of Spidey, he looks very classic. At first I was a bit weirded out by the eyes, but now I've changed my mind and I love it. Basically I'm just happy always to see Spidey in movies. He's just awesome.
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Saw it, had money, now don't again. Worth it.
It was awesome :D got me interested in the character now.
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Hey, look on the bright side. At least Zelda characters are somewhat human like in terms of design. As someone's who a fan of the Mario series (and it's spinoffs), trust me, the cosplays for those games are ten times worse. I've seen far better attempts at mimicking Link than I have at mimicking Mario. Or Wario. Or anyone else from those games.
Haha yep, the Mario series should definitely stay out of cosplays if we're too take them seriously that is.
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Can't wait to see it, but need money.
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To be honest, I never really bought many Wii games. Maybe Super Mario Galaxy 2 or something? That was 2010, right?
According to Wikipedia, yah
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First, I would freak out as my life shatters. Why have I gone to school and studied all these years, for what have I made plans for my career and for the future, and what worth is in my life experience now that nothing really matters?
Then I would proceed to select a new life purpose. To fill the void, I would go megalomaniac and decide to save the world from some of its numerous ails. A long time would be spent trying to figure out a strategy.
I would start doling out the money discreetly, as anonymous donations to causes I feel are worthy. No strings attached. I would keep an eye out for cheers of happiness and I'd feel a sense of meaning in this, starting an addiction on generosity fuelling an ever shrinking feeling of self worth.
Soon I'd feel very estranged from my friends and family, because I couldn't tell them what is going on in fear of how it could break important relationships. I also don't want for them what I went through myself. Let them live their happy lives and have their meaningful struggles. I become very lonely.
To feel more important, I build up a high-end lifestyle and go to expensive parties and meetings. I start meddling with politics, even though I'm a total dimwit at it. In a fit of self-pity, I acquire a personal submarine so I can dive down and be free of it all once in a while. I'd prefer something that flies or even just a nice kayak, but I don't want to be too visible.
Eventually, I have a breakdown because I still have unimaginable amounts of money and I feel I'm not spending it wisely. The world is still going to the dogs, I have no way of knowing whether my donations did anything for the better. Some circuits fry in my brain.
That is the point when I decide to pursue my own quest, I open the purse for more personal spending and I build a hidden HQ in a far-off location. From here, I can launch stealth spaceships and other means of fast and undetected transportation. I install insanely complex technology. Since the world won't fix itself with my nudging, I'll have to fix it myself.
A few years after the wizard appeared to me, the world is in full-scale antimatter warfare. Several nations have been obliterated off the face of the Earth, an array of dystopian fanatical cults have split the significantly reduced human population between them, and I am already half cyborg.
After the dust storms clog up my final automata factory, I soon have no body with which to walk the barren earth. But what is there to walk to anyway? So, copied into numerous digital vaults deep in the terrestrial crust of what is now a cold and inert celestial body, I remain, thinking, pondering. Waiting.
When, eons in the future, far past the death of our sun and the merging with the Andromeda galaxy, and when our once-Earth is hurtling as a rogue rock through interstellar space, the wizard finally does return – to amuse himself by revisiting the planet he'd once fucked up just for the lols – he'll find that I have prepared well. In my confines in the dark, while I still had any left of all of the planet's radioisotopes, I thought long and hard with my quantum computer neurons. Focused thus on a single task, I used all I could remember and deduce from the wizard's visit, and I figured out the source of his power and how it worked. Before going dormant, I used the last of my fuel to set up the traps.
It is his hubris and arrogance that betrays him. All his enraged efforts to free himself only invigorates my contraption, which wrenches from him the hard-won gift of magick that had so long-ago been bestowed upon his undeserving being. While his body falls apart into dust, screaming, my mechanisms grind the vessel of his soul. They extract its essence and infuse it within the hard soil, in a long and beautiful process which is a marriage of magick and science.
As the waves of change ripple through the globe, I awaken and undergo a fusion with an entity that is coming into being for the first time. Bodiless and eternal, I have become the Undead Earth. And with the power now available to me, I conjure up a means to seek a long lost future. After just a few millions of years circling the galaxy, this rock has soaked up so many energies and such information that it can unbind itself from the restraints of reality. I head out beyond the known universe, to seek what I do not know.
Far, far beyond where science could ever have taken us, I locate an anomaly in the fabric of space and time. I see it as fertile soil. Tweaking the laws of nature, I shift and alter my corpus, and using the gases and energies in the area, I construct a haven for life and sentience like nothing ever before seen in existence. A garden of sorts, complex interweaving filaments interspersed with sources of light, covering a volume of megaparsecs, tuned to sustain all possible forms of life and unlife. Then, taking the seeds of life, the pollen that floats through all of space, I enhance it and prepare it so that life, this time, will be more magnificent, more diverse, more meaningful than it ever was before. My designs for endless potential lay embedded in the genetic code of all beings.
Thus redeemed, I decide to step down from my omnipotence as an atonement and for the sake of free will. Imbuing this Haven with the self-sustaining magick, I choose to weave my own long-forgotten lifestream into my creation, and to pass through cycles of reincarnation, like all living things therein. Before dying for the first time, however, I live some time as an obsolete human being, travelling through the magical, newborn landscape.
I also make myself a nice bamboo flute, a hobbit house in a warm climate, a wooden kayak to play with in the ocean, and a forest and orchard of really tasty fruits, nuts and berries. I live my days happily, in reverie and bliss, giving thanks to the universe and the beautiful Haven it allowed, and to that bastard wizard who gave me a ton of money ten billion years previously.
So much respect.
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