Me and my friend's conversations

  • So, me and my friend who I've met on the internet about 1 year ago, talk at least once a day on Steam. I'll tell ya, we're the best of friends. We're so close, that our conversations are weird as all hell most of the time. So I'm going to post some here just because.


    12/5/15


    Florence (Having a Bad Time): So
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I'm listening to Live and learn
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): And you know the headphone thing
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Where you gotta hold it in a certain way?
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Well
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I'm trying to move it
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): And
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): "You can hardly swallow-"
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Out of nowhere
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I cri
    Lexatom: XD
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): ..........
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): GOD DAMN IT
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I PUT A SHIT TON OF UNDERTALE IN MY LISTENONREPEAT
    Lexatom: :v
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I've lost so many times that Undertale makes me unhappy
    Lexatom: loooooooooooooool
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Well, Sans does, anyways
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Still love it~♥
    Lexatom: Sans' desigjn reminds me of myself
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Short and penis-like?
    Lexatom: I always wear a jacket like that with my hands in my pockets all fucking day
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Nurd
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Or wait
    Lexatom: And I look like a douche
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): Try-hard cool dude
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): You do
    Lexatom: yeh
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I always wear sweatpants with hands in pocket
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): And the legs crossed
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I look like a fag
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): But not a douche
    Lexatom: souns like that robot
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): THE ROBOT DOESN'T HAVE POCKETS
    Lexatom: sgvfwrgd
    Lexatom: c
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): AND HE HASN'T REALLY SAT YET
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): ........
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): I just did that 'orgasm face' thing by hearing the robot's music
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): ........
    Florence (Having a Bad Time): wtf