Posts by Lexatom

Home Alone 1 and 2 are amazing. I don't know what the hell those so called "3 and 4" were.

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@Lexatom It's lost on me, is it the hypocrisy?

Yes, it's the hypocrisy.

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This is exciting! I'm hoping that the rumors are true because so many people are looking forward to this remake.

It's no longer a rumor, Nintendo confirmed it in their late November Nintendo Direct.

@LinkSkywalker
Get your ass over here

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You can if you want, but tagged came out when I was like 15 so that's like 12 years ago, how old are you?

I turned 15 last month.

Now that 50 Shades of Gray has been mentioned, I can put this down.

It doesn't occur to me the logic that it takes for both partners to have this kind of logic:

Man: *watches porn*
Woman: Stop watching porn
Woman: *reads porn*
Man: Stop reading porn.

See what the issue is there? It does exist, and it baffles me.

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I wanna see an Xbox Board puhlease?

And thus, the trend of squeakers appearing on the internet started. They all shouted "MINECRAFT AND CALL OF DUTY" as decades passed.

So, me and my friend who I've met on the internet about 1 year ago, talk at least once a day on Steam. I'll tell ya, we're the best of friends. We're so close, that our conversations are weird as all hell most of the time. So I'm going to post some here just because.

12/5/15

Florence (Having a Bad Time): So
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I'm listening to Live and learn
Florence (Having a Bad Time): And you know the headphone thing
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Where you gotta hold it in a certain way?
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Well
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I'm trying to move it
Florence (Having a Bad Time): And
Florence (Having a Bad Time): "You can hardly swallow-"
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Out of nowhere
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I cri
Lexatom: XD
Florence (Having a Bad Time): ..........
Florence (Having a Bad Time): GOD DAMN IT
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I PUT A SHIT TON OF UNDERTALE IN MY LISTENONREPEAT
Lexatom: :v
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I've lost so many times that Undertale makes me unhappy
Lexatom: loooooooooooooool
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Well, Sans does, anyways
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Still love it~♥
Lexatom: Sans' desigjn reminds me of myself
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Short and penis-like?
Lexatom: I always wear a jacket like that with my hands in my pockets all fucking day
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Nurd
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Or wait
Lexatom: And I look like a douche
Florence (Having a Bad Time): Try-hard cool dude
Florence (Having a Bad Time): You do
Lexatom: yeh
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I always wear sweatpants with hands in pocket
Florence (Having a Bad Time): And the legs crossed
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I look like a fag
Florence (Having a Bad Time): But not a douche
Lexatom: souns like that robot
Florence (Having a Bad Time): THE ROBOT DOESN'T HAVE POCKETS
Lexatom: sgvfwrgd
Lexatom: c
Florence (Having a Bad Time): AND HE HASN'T REALLY SAT YET
Florence (Having a Bad Time): ........
Florence (Having a Bad Time): I just did that 'orgasm face' thing by hearing the robot's music
Florence (Having a Bad Time): ........
Florence (Having a Bad Time): wtf

I just bought those from Wal-Mart. XD

Sausage - 13
Eggs - 9 ( +1 )
Pancakes - 5
Muffins - 6
Biscuit - 4 ( -3 )
French Toast - 14

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@LinkSkywalker

I feel insulted. Should I feel insulted?

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I go old school. With Flickr

And Myspace?

Batman has no super-powers, anyway.

I have never heard of Origin. Steam is the winner for me. XD

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Good, good.

Here's the shirt for anyone not-Kaynil who is interested.

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I can fap to this.

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Come on. It was a really bad experience and I really didn't think it's got anything to offer.
So, yeah. I never really considered it as a quality anime to begin with.

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Arceus, because then I could have a God at my disposal and I can make anyone do whatever I want. >: D