Posts by Midna

Midnight ran through the woods. Sweat dripped from his face as he darted out of the way of the trees. Angered welled up inside him as he stopped and looked back. He didn't care what everyone thought, he would avenge his best friend.

Midnight slowed down as he came upon a spring. Just as he reached down to get a drink, he remembered what had happened to Belle...her arm getting ripped off, her eyes wild with fright, her ear pircering scream. Midnight tried his best to forget the moment.

"Belle, I promise I will avenge you." he told himself "They won't get away with this, even if it means I must put my life on the line." He stood up and walked away.

He came upon another spring after traviling along while. But it was closed, and that gate refused to budge, no matter what Midnight did to it. He suddenly had a feeling he was being watched.

I'm sorry God Of Zelda. I wanted to keep him in to. But we all knew if Naruto stayed in the pardoy, something would happen. I'll bring him back when I think it's safe, okay?

It was fun for 5 minutes. But Lol, who knows when something wears off? ^_^

OMFG. I thought it would be a funny idea to have Naruto in this parody but everyone's gonna bitch about it. So screw Naruto. He's not in. Sorry.

The Legend of Zelda is one big Legend! That quote came from Tywar.

DL: Sneak attack! *brings sword back* OW! My head!

Lol, I thought it was. Don't worry, I'm not a Naruto hater. I like the show!

Once a Zelda game, always a Zelda game. You hate one, you hate the rest! It's a series so if you hate one, you hate them all.

I liked the Minish Cap. I laughed when I saw how small Link was to the huge chu-chu!

Cookies...

YUM!

Yeah! Navi's a really cool fairy. on IMVU, she's even a pet!

Tatl was more annoying if ya ask me.

Chapter 15: Hyrule

Link: This…is the tower of the gods?

King: Hell yeah Blondie.

Link: Ugh!

King: Ha ha ha.

Link: Sooooooooooo, we go in?

King: Yep. *goes in*

Link: Agh!

King: What the hell is your problem Blondie?

Link: Stop calling me that! There’s a ninja up-head!

Naruto: …How’d you know what I was?

Link: Midna’s avvy!

Me: Hey!

Prince_Zora: Lol, he’s right Midna.

Shrukan:

Dark Link: Are you gonna continue on? I mean really, you gotta battle the gods, then me!

Me: Your thinking of OoT.

Dark Link: Oh yeah.

Steelia: XD

Link: Shut up! Will you move please? I wanna battle the gods.

Naruto: What the heck man! You don’t even have the key!

Link: I just remembered something.

King & Naruto: What?

Link: Why are YOU here anyway?

Me: I put him there so whenever you go to a new place, you gotta battle him to go on.

Link & Naruto: SAY WHAT?!

King: Enough of this shit. Blondie! Get back in here. We’ll find the key okay Kitty?

Naruto: Ugh!

Link: That’s mean.

King: I don’t care!
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Link: This is crap! I found the key, I’m in front of the door, and I can’t reach the damn lock?! Uh!

King: It feels good to be far from Blondie.

Link: Open! Open, open, open, open, open, open, OPEN!

Door:
There’s no need to fear!
Bid ol’ door is here!

Link: …

Door:
I will sing a song you see
Then you must guess who I sung.
Does this confuse thee?

Link: No.

Door:
“Nobody’s Perfect! I gotta work it!”

Link: What the! How should I know?!

Door:
Thou shall not pass
Till thee guesses.

Link: Um….Avril Lagvine?

Door:
No.

Link: Bruce Springsteen?

Door:
No again.

Link: Hannah Montana?

Door:
Yes! *opens*

Link: Sweet!

Gohdan: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Link: o.o;

Gohdan: Have you come to battle me oh great hero of time?

Hands: Head, it’s Hero of Winds.

Gohdan: Ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Link: I’m a hero?

Gohdan: Nooooo shit doofus.

Link: Grr…

{Link fights gohdan, shooting his eyes out and then getting bombs out and blows his head off.}

Link: King! I did it! I did it! I beat- oh my gosh we’re sinking!

King: Yay.

Link: *Can’t…breath* Hey! I can breath!

King: Well no shit dumbass.

Link: ;_;

While you guys are waiting for the next chapter, I've decided to start Mini Parodys! They entrtain you while I'm working on a chapter! How about it?

Wind Waker all the way. The way Link looked after he killed Ganondorf, the way Ganon turned to stone...then King dieing...I nearly cried.

Ocarina of Time comes in very close though.

Chapter 14: The Tower of Gods

Link: Yes! Finally! I?ve got them! YES! PARTAY!

King: No. We must put the pearls where the belong you ****ing moron.

Link: You?ve been calling me a ****ing moron ever since we met! Don?t you got a new nickname for me?

King: Blondie.

Link: No! I like ****ing moron better!

King: Eh. I like Blondie better.

Link: NO!!!

King: Goodbye ****ing moron and hello Blondie!

Link: Ugh! Me and my big mouth! We might as well put these where they belong.

*A few days later*

Link: KING! There?s a huge octorock in the way! MOVE!

Octorock: I?ll make you fancy, I?ll make you great! The kind of gal the prince would date!

Link: ?.

Octorock: Rawr!

Link: ?Can I help you?

Octorock: I?ll take a cheeseburger happy meal with coke.

Link: ?

Octorock: With fries!

Link: this isn?t Mickey D?s moron!

Octorock: No? Okayz. Bye.

Link: The final pearl! *Puts pearl on statue*

Statue: S-steroids? Pearl! Your back! *explodes*

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*Smacks into the Tower of Gods*

Shrukan: Daaaaaaaaaaamn. That?s gotta hurt!

Dark Link: HAHAHA! HE GOT PWNED!

Prince_Zora: Lol.

Muigi: Sweet.

god or zelda: hahaha!

Steelia: Hey wait a minute, where?is?

Me: Moo ha! Die Hero of wi-

Everyone: *slaps me*

Me: What the hell!

Everyone: Don?t tell him who he is!

Me: FINE!

Link: ?*falls into water*

Everyone: Frostbite! ?wait?what?!

It's finally up everyone!

Chapter 13: Nayru?s Pearl

Link: King! Tetra said we have until morning to get to Outset! We?ve only got- What are you doing?

King: Making out with this hot babe.

Link: ?It?s a ship?.

King: And I?m a boat.

Link: Are you ready?

King: I guess.

Link: Off we go to Outset!

King: Way to go captain obvious. We have to go to-

Shrukan, Dark Link, Steelia: Noooooo! Shut up before Midna gets here! Sail to Outset! Hurry!

Link: o.o;
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Link: What do we do? Can I go visit Grandma?

King: I don?t care.

Link: Granny! I?m coming!!!

King: o.o

Link: *walks in* Grandma? Are you in here? Gran- What the hell!

Grandma: *knocked out on the floor* Beer?so?.much?.beer?

Link: ?I say! *Walks back to King* Are you ready?

King: ****ing moron. What the f*** do you think?

Link: Yes. We got to back of Island? I saw a whirlpool there.

King: o.o

Link: King?

King: o.o

Link: Hello?

King: ****ing moron! I?m a boat!

Link: Your point?

King: Ugh!

*A few moments later*

Link: Whoa! What the hell is that?!

King: It?s Jabun you ****ing moron.

Jabun: /./<><:::??()(_)_%^&*&$%$

Link: ?What did he say?

Jabun: .<>:{}{?;/;/;/;\\|(!@#$$%%^%

Link: HELLO! King, what did he say?

King: He said have the pearl.

Link: Sweet.

Jabun: /\/\0|_H$^&^%^

King: He said Mother ****er. ****ing moron.

Link: -_-

Love it!

...President Bush.

PLEASE no spam. I'm angry enough already.

Twistkill, is it Halo?

Over The Hedge the game?

...

Uh...

Yep!

It's Mario. Your turn. =3

I'm good at making games. But I never post them. And when I do, no one plays them...;_;

But I know you guys will! Are you ready? Begin!

I am a game
I have a huge series
I am older then Zelda
What game am I?