SUCK IT CHINA...wait...aw shit.

Fair play to you, China. I'm probably going to slaughter your people in righteous fire someday. But, for today...fair play to you.

Yeah, this is Civilization 5.

See, Horses are a resource in the game. So you can see, both China (green) and I (red) were trying to grow our territory so that we would control the horses by the river. I managed to claim the territory first.

Then China grew their territory to steal the horses on the right, next to my elephants.

I thought this was a pretty funny screenshot, but I guess it is kinda oblique if you're not familiar with the game.

I've discovered, actually, that I'm alone on a continent with them. It's a pretty small continent, so I will probably end up killing them. Then I can fill the whole continent with my own cities, and become a naval superpower.

Unfortunately, China has decided that we're best friends forever. So if I attack them, everyone will think I'm a dick.

I think I'm going to try to surround China's territory with my own cities, so they have nowhere to expand. That will probably make them want to attack me. Once they declare war, I can wipe them off the face of the earth and nobody will blame me for it. Mwuahaha.