The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

Chapter 28: To the top

Link: Okay, here I go. I’m gonna climb up this thing easily and get to the top. I can do this. I can do this. I CAN DO THIS!

Gaara: Then why haven’t you do it yet- Err…That sounded so wrong.

Link: o.o

Gaara: Will you go to the freakin top?

Link: *begins to climb* *looks down* OMFG! SO SCARY! I’M SO HIGH UP! I’M GONNA FALL AND DIE! I’M TO HIG! TO HIGH! WAAAAAAAH! HELP ME! I’M SCARED! I THINK I JUST PEED ALITTLE! TO HIGH! TO HIGH!

Gaara: Dude, your 1 foot off the ground.

Link: I KNOW! I’M SO SCARED! AGH!

Gaara: OMFG, can’t you fire me and hire Naruto back? At least he’d be able to handle this psycho redneck.

Link: I am not a redneck.

Gaara: Fine social outcast.

Link: No.

Gaara: Son of a fluffy biscuit!

Link: *climbs one more foot* OH GOD! IF I FALL FROM THIS HEIGHT, I’LL BREAK MY NECK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Gaara: Your mom.

Link: Oh yeah? Well, yo mama is so stupid, she on the TV and watched the couch!

Gaara: Yo mama is fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Link: I call-

Everyone: A YO MAMA FIGHT!

Link: Your mama is so cheap, when you got done with your condamn, she threw it into the sink and said it was still usable!

Gaara: Yo mama is so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!

Everyone: Ooooh! Burned!

Link: Yeah, well, your mama is so big, she thought a bus full of white kids was a Twinkie!

Everyone: Um…Lol?

Gaara: Yo mama is so big, they had to baptize her in SeaWorld!

Everyone: LOL!

Link: ( I’m getting owned) Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger flew out of Washington’s nose!

Everyone: LOL! WTF!

Gaara: Yo mama is so ugly, the last time she ever got any ass is when her fingers slipped threw the toilet paper! YO MAMA IS SO FAT, YOU HAVE TO ROLL HER OVER 3 TIMES TO GET HER ON HER BACK!

Link: O_O

Everyone: OMFG! ROFL! LOL! LMAO!

Link: Ugh! *climbs to the top* I never win yo mama fights.

Ganondorf: You took forever.

Link: Hey! Not until the next chapter! *slaps into the next chapter*

Thanks! -^_^-

Chapter 29: Link VS Ganondorf

Link: Phew! I-I made it to the top! I did it! I did it!!!

Gaara: Good for you! Now go battle the nit-wit so I can go home.

Link: You never let me have any fun.

Gaara: If you don’t like it then you can suck my-

Link: 0_0; Don’t say it…*runs off*
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Ganondorf: *is picking nose* *wipes it on the knocked out Zelda*

Link: O_O Gross man.

Ganondorf: *picks nose again* *wipes it on cheeks* I’m bringing sexy back!

Link: 0_0;;;;

Shrukan: OMFG…

Tywar: XD

Kenpari: X3

Ganondorf: You think you can defeat me?!

Link: I know I can!

Ganondorf: Come here.

Link: What?

Ganondorf: *wipes finger right under Link’s nose* Butt Cheese!

Link: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Oh…my…god…

Ganondorf: I’m so evil.

Gaara: Oh please. That princess is more evil than you.

Ganondorf: Nuh-uh! I pick my nose. Oh yeah, I’m super bad.

Gaara: U_U; I kill people.

Ganondorf: GASP! MURDERER!

Link: -_-;

Zelda: Huh? Where am I? Mother, is that you?

Ganondorf: You wish!

Zelda: EWWWW!

Ganondorf: First Phase battle. Are you ready Link?!

Link: I’m ready for anything!

Ganondorf: I challenge you to a-

Link: O_O; Please don’t be a yo mama fight, Please don’t be a yo mama fight!

Gaara: You can’t challenge him to a Yo Mama fight. I already fought him like that.

Ganondorf: OH COME ON! WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?

Gaara: …

Ganondorf: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! KISS MY A-

Link: -_-;

Zelda: Ooookay.

Link: -_-;

Zelda: -_-;

Link: 0_0;

Ganondorf: Alright, lets battle.

Link: Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Ganondorf: That’s a cute dance your doing there.

Link: It’s not a dance…I really gotta-

Me: Oh, oh! I asked you if you had to go before we started this chapter! Oh, I’m sure!

Link: ;_;

Shrukan: Aww, come on Midna. Are you really gonna make him hold it?

Me: Yeah.

Tywar: 0_0;

Link: Can’t you just make Ganondorf, Zelda, and Gaara make small talk???

Me: Fine.

Link: *runs off*

Gaara: Nice weather we’re having, huh?

Ganondorf: Yeah, nice and shiny.

Zelda: Really pretty, isn’t it?

Ganondorf: Reminds me of pee.

Gaara & Zelda: 0_0

Ganondorf: I could’ve said that any other time and it wouldn’t be insulting, would it?

Gaara: Ya think?

Zelda: You guys like pickles?

Gaara: No.

Ganondorf: Yeah.

Zelda: Yep.

Gaara: Your mom.

Zelda: Oh, oh no you didn’t!

Ganondorf: Oh, here they come.

Link: Yeah, well, you should’ve told me to go again before we left!

Me: Oh, what are you gonna blame for next, Global Warming?!

Link: Yes!

Gaara: Okay, come on! Let’s get on with the show! I wanna leave!

Me: Alright, places everyone, places!

Link: You can’t tell me what to do.

Shrukan: *Bans the character Link from the parody*

Me: thank you. We’ll let him back in a minute.

Tywar: XD He got banned from the parody! X3

Shrukan: *Un-bans the character Link from the parody*

Link: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Tywar: Every time someone misbehaves, your gonna be banned for a brief moment!

Ganondorf: Why?

Everyone: GET on with the fight damn it!
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Ganondorf: MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Link: You, you think you’ll defeat me? I-I will win, you…you ugly son of a b****.

Zelda: Link! I’ll aim at your shield!

Link: Got ‘cha! ( And while your aiming, I’ll try and get a good shot of your boobs with my picto-box!)

Zelda: Prepare to die Ganondorf! Link, are you ready?! ( While your squatting like that, I’ll get a good look up your skirt! Squee!)

Link: I am ready!

Zelda: *shoots*

Ganondorf: AWW F***! You shot me! You shot me right in the arm!

Link: *Stabs into Ganondorf’s head*

Gaara: OH HELL YEAH! NO YOUR SPEAKING MY LAUNGUAGE!

Ganondorf: Oh…you did not…just…do that…oh my god…

Link: Eww! I just got sparkles on my tunic! Wait, where’s the blood????

Gaara: …

Zelda: …

Me: …

Shrukan: …

Tywar: …

Dark Link: …

Everyone: …

Ganondorf: Oh, come on! Did you really think they’d put blood in a kid’s crappy game like this one?

Everyone: !!!!

Ganondorf: What?

Tywar: You shouldn’t have said that…

Shrukan: Midna’s gonna kick your ass…

Me: YOU…SON…OF…A…RATS…ASS…

Shrukan & Tywar: XD

Ganondorf: o_O

Me: *turns him to stone and rips nose off* Asshole.

Gaara: 0_0

Link: 0_0

Zelda: 0_0

Shrukan: We got to credits?

Me: FINE.

Credits
Thanks to all the members who posted to keep this thread alive!
Thanks to Miamoto for making Wind Waker!
Thanks to Tywar to help me keep my spirit up to continue this!
Please stay tuned for the bloopers that I was really gonna put in here!

Remember, its not over until the bloopers are.

Well...here's the bloopers....the end...

Chapter 30: The Bloopers!

May you enjoy the bloopers. These are what I WAS gonna put in, but then didn’t. Have a good laugh!
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Link: *is making disturbing noises while lying down*

Aryll: O.O *jumps on her brother and makes the same noise*

Link: WTF! What are you doing?!

Aryll: Doing what your doing to the lookout!

Link: ._.
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Link: I’m finally to you! You, thing!

Ganondorf: I am, *turns around so fast he gets whiplash* OH SHIIIIIIIT! OMFG! OMG!

Link: Dude, your ugly.
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Link: Huh? What’s happening to Tetra?

Zelda: *Squeals* I’m naked! AGH!

Link: Whoa baby! Gotta get a picture of this!

Gaara: Print me a copy!

Link: Got’cha!

Zelda: You son of a-

Link: *grabs boob* Their real!

Gaara: W00T!
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Link: *climbs rope* *is 3 feet off ground* OMFG! IF I FALL, I’LL BREAK MY NECK! AGH! HELP ME! OMG, IJUST PEED ALITTLE!

Gaara: Yeah, to bad your zipper was un-done. Dude, you just peed on me.
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Link: Ganondorf! I will kill you! *jumps up and comes done*

Ganondorf: No way! *raises sword*

Link: O.O

Zelda: O.O

Gaara: O.O

Link: Wah! Dude, you decapitated my nuts! I’ve got no man testacies!!

XD

Glad you liek it.