Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Shrukan's edit: Because you can.

Why are you so mean?:P (I will get banned for sure)

Answer: Because the prism is floating in a vacuum

Why did I give such a strange answer?

Answer: Because hippopotamuses in Zimbabwe are dancing to Trance music

Why is my shoe untied?

Because you steped in a pile of sh/t and triped over your shoe while realizing that you had done so untied them.

Why are people imature?

Because we ate all the blue cheese in the world.

Why do you like sex?

God. (Wait, that isn't a stupid answer...)

Why does the Japanese flag remind me of something that women do?

It depends if those snakes enjoy eating humans.

Why is the sky blue?

If two Chuck Norris kicks meet, the magnitude of such an impact will be the end of the universe as we know it.

Why do cows produce milk?

Quote from Shrukan

because you touch yourself at night.

Pure Grade A comedy XD

Because they do nasty things.

Why does Japan like porn?

Because they have small pen ises.

Do dogs fly?

Depends if you believe in wings. In this case, no XD

Do men get pregnent?

Some men, only in of course, Zimbabwe

Do Chuck Norris's tears really cure cancer?