The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

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Chapter 4: Thrown from the fortress

Link: So, let me get this straight. Your gonna launch me over there in a barrel?

Tetra: Totally!

Link: But I could die!

Tetra: Like, do you think I like, so totally care?

Link: Uh?no.

Tetra: Are you like, so totally ready to get launched?!

Link: No. Not really.

Tetra: 3!

Link: Wait! I?m not ready!

Tetra: 2!

Link: I SAID WAIT DAMN YOU!

Tetra: What?

Link: How far is the fortress?

Tetra: Far enough to make you accelerate!

Link: Oh ok. Wait?.WHAT?!

Tetra: 1! Fire!

Link: *Screams*

Tetra: Like, he?s so totally cute! Don?t you think Gonzo?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: Glad you agree!
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Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggh! *Smacked into the fortress top tower wall*

Moblin: Oops. My doo-doo is barking again.

Link: What the hell. *Falls into water* Now that hurt. Now what do I do? I?m gonna die here.

*Vibration comes from back pocket*

Link: Whoa! Now that feels wrong!

Tetra: Hey, like, are you still at like, the bottom of the fortress?

Link: ?.How did you know?!

Tetra: I can like, so totally see what you do through this stone!

Link: o.o;

Tetra: Don?t worry. I like, so totally can?t see you do that through this stone.

Link: -.-

Tetra: Better hurry!

Link: Yeah. Okay?Perfect! I?ve got a pirate spying on me! This is NOT my day!!!! Now, where should I go? Hmm?

{A few moments later?.okay a few hours. What do you want from me?!}

Link: Hey! You! Bokoblin! Turn the search light off!

Bokoblin: Not turn light off! House go dark. Not like dark.

Link: So? Turn it off!

Bokoblin: Not turn off. Point to sky.

Link: Huh?

Bokoblin: Girl not smart.

Link: I?m a boy damn it!

Bokoblin: No proof. Not boy. Girl.

Link: You don?t need proof! I?m gonna kick, your, as-

Bokoblin: IT?S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A?DO DO DO DO!

Link: What the- *Kills Bokoblin*

Bokoblin: Oh noes! *Explodes*

{A few more hours later, he finds him self at the first door to the top of the fortress}

Link: Great. Moblins. Gawd! This is SOOOO not my day!

Moblin: Uh.

Link: Oh crap! How do I get past them without my sword?

Moblin: Hi dare little boy!

Link: o.o;

Moblin: So cute! Go right past me!

Link: What?the?

Moblin: Hell!

Link: *Runs to the top of the fortress*

Aryll: Brother! Oh my f***ing gosh you didn?t die!

Link: ?

Aryll: Get me outta here! These girls are DORKS!!!

Maggie: Hey!

Link: I?m coming!

Helamoroc King: Oh no you don?t!

Link: Watch me!

Helamoroc King: *Grabs in beak*

Link: Phew?your breath stinks man!

Helamoroc King: Bite me.
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Helamoroc King: Master, I have the child.

Ganondorf: TURTLES! I WANNA TURTLE! CUTE LITTLE TURTLE!

Helamoroc King: NO. Every time I give you a turtle, you make turtle soup!

Ganondorf: NO! GIVE ME TURTLE! ADORABLE WITTLE TURTLE!

Helamoroc King: Oh forget it. *Throws Link*

^_^

Thanks! Okay, I won't use Simsons. X]

Why? You not like them?

Thank you all! Although I made a slight error. I put Chapter '5' on the last chapter instead of '4' put I fixed it. Don't worry.

Here's the REAL CHAPTER 5!

Chapter 6: Dragon Roost

Link: Ugh?.Uh?.Ugh?.Uh?

KORL: ?

Link: Mmm?Huh? Where am I?

KORL: Your in my back kid.

Link: Oh my gosh! *Falls back*

KORL: HAHAHAHA. You?re a f***ing moron!

Link: ?

KORL: I?ve been f***ing watching you moron.

Link: *Blushes* Well, gosh, I took a shower yesterday! O.O

KORL: Not the f***ing long moron.

Link: oh.

KORL: Get me a f***ing sail moron.

Link: Okay! Fine! Sheesh, you gotta be so mean about it?

KORL: f***ing moron.

Link: I guess so.

Little Blond Girl: Hey! You look like an elf! Ha!

Little Brown Girl: Hey! You do!

Link: Shut up. I mean, really, you two are uuuuuuugly.

Both Girls: Did you here about the guy in jail?

Link: No. Who is he?

Both Girls: Go ask him! He?s in jail!

Link: Well, excuse me. *Walks to jail*

Tingle: *Playing with my little ponies* My little pony! My little pony,

Link: That?s a bit disturbing.

Tingle: *Brings out a BRATZ doll* I wanna be a fashion model!

Link: o.o;

Tingle: *Rips clothes off* *Has a thong on* I wanna be a fashion model! Oh yeah!

Link: Are you okay!?

Tingle: Oh! Mister Fairy! Hello!

Link: Fairy?

Tingle: Mr. Fairy, have you come to save meh?!

Link: I guess. *Unlocks door*

Tingle: Yay! Than you so much! *Farts*

Link: o.o;

Tingle: =D *farts*

Link: Dude, that?s disgusting.

Tingle: *farts*

Link: *Leaves* Hey, you, old man. Know where I can find a sail?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: Excuse me sir, can you help me?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: ?Can you?

Maggie?s Father: Nooooo! Maggie, sweet little Maggie! My baby!

Link: Dude, can you help me damn it?!

Maggie?s Father: No! You son of a f***ing b****! *Brings out bow*

Link: o.o; *Runs*

Merchant: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuu loooooooooooooooooooooooooooking foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail?

Link: Yeah! You got one?

Merchant: Yesssssssssssssssssssssss.

Link: Can I buy it?

Merchant: Yesssssssssssssssssssss.

Link: *Buys* Thank you. Now can I have it?

Merchant: Nooooooooooooooooooo.

Link: Why?!

Merchant: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooot unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil the wooooooooooooooooorld ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnds.

Link: Alright, no more mister nice guy! *Kills merchant*

KORL: You f***ing moron. Did you get my f***ing sail?

Link: Yes! Will you stop calling me that?

KORL: F***ing moron.

Link: ? Where to?

KORL: To the f***ing east moron.

Link: Alright! Yeesh.

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Link: This is Dragon Roost?

KORL: Hell f***ing yeah moron. Take this with you moron.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A?.A?What is this thing.

KORL: The f***ing Wind Waker moron.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE F***ING WIND WAKER!

KORL: Yeah.

Thanks Ty and Rad! I'm glad you liked it. I've got some funny personailties coming up.

W000T!

You all are lucky. You get 2 chapters in one day! ;D

Chapter 7: Dragon Roost Cavern, Part I,

Link: Huh? Hey! It?s the one bird man!

Quill: Yo? what?s crackin? homie?

Link: Nothing. ?Sup?

Quill: Yo? dawg, you gotta get yo? ass up to da chieftain dawg.

Link: Uh?okay.

Quill: See ya there homie! *Flies off*

Link: Oh my gosh. If Quill is like that, how will the rest be? *shivers* *Walks up into entrance*

Chief: So, you tell me the great Valoo is angry? ?Wait, what was I talking about?

Random Rito: The Great Valoo?s anger sir.

Chief: Aww yes. Now, the great Valoo is angry. What to do? ?Huh? Where am I?

Quill: Yo? dawg! You at Dragon Roost homie!

Chief: Aww yes. But how will we stop the great Valoo?s rag- what was I talking about again?

Link: Oh boy.

Chief: Ah, a human boy.

Link: You finally got my gender right!

Chief: Are you here to- What was I talking about again?

Quill: Yo? I?ll take it from here homie G! So, dawg, you gonna help with the Valoo problem dawg?

Link: Sure!

Quill: Great dawg! Go see Medli. She?s got a letta.

Link: Hold on. I think my boat is calling to me.
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Link: WHAT?!

KORL: You f***ing moron! I forgot to tell you about Din?s f***ing ba-

Link: Whoa now! Take one step back dude. I already know what balls are.

KORL: No you ****ing moron! Din?s Pearl.

Link: Then why?d you say-

KORL: Silence! Get the ****ing pearl moron.
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Link: Work, work, work, is all I do! Gawd. *Walks into Medli?s room*

Medli: Are you Link?

Link: Yeah. What the hell is your poi- *stops* *Looks at Medli with hearts in eyes*

Medli: *A Pink background replaces the grown Indian like place and Medli is now in a bikini*

Link: ?.Wow?.

Medli: ?Hello? Are you? I?ve got a letter for you!

Link: Okay?.<3

Medli: Here ya go!

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A LETTER FROM SOME SEXY RITO!

Medli: Do what?

Link: ?.Nothing!!!! *runs off*

Medli: *grins evilly* Another boy trapped in my trap!!! Mwa ha ha ha!
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Link: Komali? Are you here?

Komali: OH MEDLI! YOU SEXY SON OF A B****! WHY DO YOU DISPISE ME?!

Link: Uh?okay.

Komali: OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH AN-EH?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Link: Um?first off. Stop yelling. Second, I?m Link. Can I have that ball you?ve got?

Komali: NOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS MINE TURD!

Link: Turd? How can you get ?turd? from ?Link??

Komali: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THIS IS MY PEARL!

Link: I don?t care. I need it.

Komali: NO. GET YO? OWN!

Link: Uh! *Storms off*
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Link: Medli? Are you here?

Medli: Down here!

Link: There you are! =3

Medli: Yeah! Hey, can you throw me?

Link: Throw you?

Medli: Up there, on to that ledge. Please?

Link: Sure! *Picks her up*

Medli: Don?t look up.

Link: Shoot!

Medli: Throw me?.NOW!

Link: *Throws*

Medli: thank you! *Leaves a bottle behind*

Link: ;_; She?s got. Now I only have this bottle to remember her by. ;_;

*Laughs*

What? I told you I was gonna have some strange personalities! X]

Glad you like it Shrukan

I think...THINK THAT Valoo's personality will make you guys:

LSHYHFO
{Laugh so hard your head falls off}

I said might. X]