The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Parody

Chapter 1: The Green Clothes
Aryll: Big Brother!!! ?. K BIG BROTHER!!! ?You better be in the Lookout you male thing.

Link: Yes Miss America, I?ll take a kiss from you. kissing face

Aryll: ?WTF?BIG BROTHER! WAKE UP!

Link: Eyes snap open Gah! What do you want?!

Aryll: Hello Big Brother! How are you today?

Link: -_- farts

Aryll: Your still half asleep aren?t you? Do you know what day it is today?

Link: -_- Ever heard of Saturday?

Aryll: Nope! ?It?s your birthday!!

Link: Yayz! Wait, what?s that smell on your breath?

Aryll: Beer. I mean uh?Nothing! =]

Link: Beer?! I?m not even old enough to drink that! What else do you have?

Aryll: Nothing! Go see Grandma! She wants you.

Link: Let me guess, she-

Aryll: Go to her man!

Link: Jumps off lookout

Aryll: Brings out crack and beer My poor baby Kiss I love you.
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Link: Granny?? Are you here?

Granny: Is swinging a bra around Whoo! Party! Whoo! Toga! Toga!

Link: o.o That is so wrong.

Granny: What do you want?!

Link: ?My sister said you wanted me?

Granny: Oh yeah. Come here child.

Link: O.o

Granny: Here you go.

Link: Da-na-na-naaaaa! You got hideous green clothes! Better put them on before Granny kicks your ass

Granny: What did you say about me?

Link: ?0.0 Nothing.

Granny: Stares at Link

Link: Takes off shirt Uh?what are you doing?

Granny: Nothing.

Link: Will you turn around the other way?

Granny: No.

Link: Pervert

Granny: =3 Now go get your sister.

Link: Yes your majesty? K

Granny: Rips off bra Whoo! Party! Toga! Toga!

Thanks! ^_^

The next chapter is up ya'll!

Link: OMG this tunic is so freakin itchy and hot!!

Girl with Pot on her head: Aww! Link, you look adorable in that!

Link: And you look gay with that pot on your head!

Girl with Pot on her head: ?Bye! See you later cutie!

Link: OMFG. 0.0
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Link: Aryll, what are you doing?

Aryll: Playing with my seagulls dur.

Link: Anyway, Granny sent me to get you.

Aryll: Never! First, I want you to look at this! *Reaches behind back*

Link: OMFG your gonna show me your-

Aryll: Ta-da! My telescope!

Link: Oh?Okay, I knew that.

Aryll: Look! Take a look at our house from here!

Link: Okay! *Looks through telescope*

Aryll: *Munches on some crack* Gah! Look up in the sky!!

Link: Whoa?.that?s a big chicken?.

Aryll: It?s not a chicken! It?s a robin.

Link: A robin?

Aryll: No! It?s a swallow!

Link: STFU.

Aryll: Okay!

Link: OMG! That bird just dropped a girl in the forest!

Aryll: Hee?shes gonna die.

Link: o.O

Aryll: Go save her.

Link: Okay!

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Orca: La?la doo doo.

Link: Orca, I want a sword, a hot girl fell in the forest.

Orca: Huh! When I was young we thought everyone was hot!

Link: Dude, why are you yelling?

Orca: Huh! What?! I?m not yelling Tink!

Link: It?s Link.

Orca: Huh! Speak up boy!

Link: o.O

Orca: Huh! You want a towrd?!

Link: Yeah.

Orca: HUH! SPEAK UP CHILD!

Link: I SAID GIVE ME A DAMN SWORD!

Orca: Huh! Why are you yelling?

Link: *Grabs sword* *Runs*

Orca: Huh! Who was I talking to?
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Link: Hello? Anyone here- OMFG! She?s in a tree!

Bokoblin: Not pass. You small child. Small girl not pass.

Link: I?m a boy.

Bokoblin: You look girl. You not boy. You girl.

Link: I ain?t got boobs man! *stabs*

Bokoblin: *dies*

Link: Gawd. *Climbs up to the tree*

Bokoblin Bros: *Fall from the sky* Not save pretty boy! Ugly girl not save boy.

Link: I?m a boy. That in the tree is a girl.

Bokoblin Bros: Not boy. You girl. Not girl. That boy.

Link: Shut up before I slap you.

Bokoblin Bros: Not slap. Hurt.

Link: Exactly.

Bokoblin Bros: No. Not hurt Bros.

Link: *Kills*

Tetra: *Wakes up* Huh? Like, where am I? Holy F***!

Link: Miss, are you okay?

Tetra: I am like, so totally okay. Like, where am I?

Link:? The woods.

Tetra: Like, where is my ship? I like, so totally need to polish my nails.

Link: ?.

Tetra: I like, so need to get back to my ship. Can you like, so totally help me dude?

Link: ?.Uh?.

Gonzo: Tetra! Are okay?

Tetra: Like, totally.

Gonzo: We got to get back on the ship!

Tetra: Like, okay.

Link: ?

Tetra: *Walks off with Gonzo*

Link: Hey! I saved you!

I have no idea why I made Tetra like that. X]

Thanks guys! The next chapter is up! Mwa ha ha! ....I mean... ^_^

Chapter 3: The Shield

Tetra: Like, where do we go?

Link: Ever heard of a bridge?

Tetra: Totally.

Link: ?.

Aryll: Big brother! *dramatic wave*

Link: What?s up with the dramatic wave?!

Aryll: :]

Link: ._.

Tetra: Like, that girl is totally midget.

Link: o_O That?s my sister.

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Ugh!

Tetra: Like, totally.

Link: Shut up. I?m gonna b**** slap you.

Tetra: You?re a girl? Huh, I thought you where like, totally a boy.

Link: I am!

Aryll: *Walking across bridge*
Giant Bird: Caw!

Aryll: That?s a robin!

Giant Bird: Caw! Rawr!

Aryll: Oh noes!

Giant Bird: Shaddup!

Aryll: Well excuse me!

Giant Bird: I said Shaddup!

Aryll: Okay.

CD-I Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!

Link: WTF is that?!

Tetra: Like, a totally ugly dude. Totally.

Link: ?.

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Tetra: WHAT?! YOU LIKE, WANNA TOTALLY GO ON MY SHIP?!

Link: Yeah! Please, I am begging you!

Tetra: Why do you wanna go on my ship? There?s like, 2 trees over there.

Link: Huh? What? Oh! I don?t have to p-

Tetra: Hmm?

Link: Will you take me to the Forsaken Fortress? Please?

Quill: Yo? pirate, let Link get his ass on yo? ship dawg.

Tetra: Like, who do you totally think you like are?

Quill: Yo? dawg I?m a Rito

Tetra: Like, so?
Quill: beatch! Take with you dawg!

Tetra: Like, fine!

Link: Whoo!

Tetra: Totally. Get a like, a shield.

Link: Uh! *Walks to Grandma?s house*
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Granny: *sniff*

Link: *Looks up* Huh?! Where?s the shield?

Granny: Right here. Take it. *Throws shield at Link*

Link: Ow! My eye!!!!!

Granny: Go. Go save her.

Link: Yes sir! ?I mean ma?am.

Granny: ?

Link: *Leaves*

Granny: Time to get my jiggy on! Orca, come on out!

Orca: Lets dance baby!
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Tetra: Like, you got a shield.

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: ^_^

Thanks!

I'll try to get the next chapter done. School sucks people, sucks alot. X]

Thanks Shurken!

Chapter 4!

Chapter 4: The Forsaken Fortress part I

Tetra: Like, totally. Like, where we like, heading?

Link: The Forsaken Fortress. Please.

Tetra: Like, okay Tink.

Link: I?m gonna slap you so hard!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Grrr!

Tetra: Rawr.

Link: B****

Tetra: Wh***

Link: Hmm. I like the way you think!

Tetra: :-D

Link: o_O

Tetra :Like, go down to the ship with Nikko.

Link: Who?

Tetra: Like, Nikko.

Link: Fine. *Leaves*

Tetra: Gonzo, wasn?t he like, the hottest blonde you ever like, so totally saw?

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tetra: -_-
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Nikko: Gah! Newbie!

Link: Huh? Newbie?

Nikko: ROFL do you know what I?m saying?!

Link: No.

Nikko: LOL!

Link: What do those stand for?!

Nikko: LOL, your like so, dumb!

Link: Grr?I?m gonna slap you!

Nikko: WTF!

Link: o.o

Nikko: ROFL your so stupid! Noob!

Link: You better shut up.

Nikko: STFU.

{To much action happens here. But I will tell you what happens! Nikko got his head chopped off!}

Tetra: Linkie! We?re here!

Link: What the hell. She called me ?Linkie??*giggles*

Tetra: Come on!

Link: Yeah?

Tetra: We?re here! :-D

Link: YAYZ!

Tetra: Like, wanna know how your getting over there?

Link: Yeah!

Tetra: *winks*
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Link: F***! You launching me?!?!

Tetra: Totally.

Link: o.o;

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{Sorry. No more will be place till chapter 4. Ha!}