The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

Sorry. He was gonna say 'Ball' but then he remembered it was a 'pearl'.

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Chapter 8: Dragon Roost Cavern, Part II

Link: Sniff. I really wanted to squeeze her ass! Wah! *Scoops up some water* *Is angry* Rawr!!! *Throws the water on the dried up bomb flower*

Dried-up-bomb-flower: I?am?alive!!!

Link: *Picks up* *Throws on to boulder* Take that!

Bomb Flower: Noooooo! *Explodes*

Starts flooding.

Link: Oh sh/t! What did I do?! Man down! Man down! Throw in the pantyhose! ?Huh?

Water stops

Link: Kewl. I better go tell the Rito?s! *Runs to Rito?s*

Rito: Caw. I am Bachaw.

Link: ?Polly want a cracker?

Rito: Caw.

Link: Gosh. I?m going back in here. *Goes back to the cavern* *swims across water onto land* *Bombs the statues and climbs into the cavern*

Bokoblin Bros.: Not pass. Boy not get into cavern.

Link: well, you got my gender right! Good for you!

Bokoblin Bros.: I?M GONNA BEAT YOU WITH AN UGLY STICK! *Starts hitting link with the stick*

Link: Stop it! *Stabs both*

{To be continued}

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{Continued}

Link: OMFG it is sooo hot in here!

Keese: Nah. Not really.

Link: o.o

Keese: What?

Link: *Walks away into the nearby room* Hey! What the hell is THAT?!

Chu-chu: I am Red! Here me roar!

Link: ?*Kills*

Chu-chu: I am dead! Here me blow! *explodes*

Link: What the hell!

Bokoblin: Imma beat girl with stick!

Link: Boy!

Bokoblin: Not boy damn you!

Link: Yes boy damn you! *Kills* *Walks* *Finds a key*

Key: I?m a key.

Link: DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT A KEY! YOU BETTER FIND ITS KEY HOLE! ?WAIT?WHAT?!

Door: Key hole!

Key: Door!

Link: Uh?*opens door* *Find Medli* Medli!

Medli: Help me! Their gonna f*** me!

Bokoblin: Mwa ha! I kill you!

Link: Eww! Nasty son of a b/tch! *Kills*

Bokoblin: No. I not die! I live forever. *dies*

Link: Ha!

Moblin: *Falls* I is Moblin! Here me roar!

Link: ?Uh?

Moblin: I is strong! Watch me stab! *stabs*

Link: *Kills* *Pushes the easy button*

Easy Button: That was easy.

Moblin: I is dying! Watch me die! *explodes*

Link: >:^D

Medli: thank you for saving me!

Link Thinking: kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!

Medli; I wanna give you this! *Holds out Grappling Hook*

Link: Th-Thank you!

Medli: Do that one thing!

Link: Huh? Oh! DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE GRAPPILING HOOK FROM MEDLI! SWEET MAMA OF ALL PEOPLE!

Medli: Use this to get under Valoo. He?s got a bug pulling his tail!

Link: Le gasp!

Medli: Bye! *Flies away*

Link: *Grabs a feather* <3!
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Valoo: Hoy ya! Gotta dance.

Link: What the! Where?d you come from?!

Valoo: Your mama.

Link: What?

Valoo: Your mama so skinny, when she ate a M&M, it made her look 9 months pregnant!

Link: Don?t talk about my mama fool.

Valoo: Hoy ya! Gotta dance all night long.

Link: *Goes into the bosses room* Huh?!

Gohma: Fun! *Tug tug* Weee! So fun!

Link: Gay.

Gohma: Yes I am! *Gasps* How did you know?!

{You all know how the battle ends. Your not making me write the whole battle!}

Link: Eww, a head.

Me: Dumbass! Take the pearl and leave!

Everyone on ZT: Yeah!

Link: FINE!
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Chapter 9: The Forest Haven

Link: King! Look! I got the pearl! I got the pearl!

Medli: *Comes running* Pearl? That?s a fire rock.

Link: Nuh-uh!

Medli: There?s on think I?ve been wanting to say since I?ve met you.

Link:? OMG she loves me!

Medli: Is that a skirt your wearing?

Link: No.. -_-

Komali: WHY? DO YOU STILL WANT THIS PEARL?!

Link: Stop yelling.

Komali: HERE! YOU CAN HAVE IT! VALOO! I?M COMING!

Medli: Komali, wait! See you later Link.

Link: Buh-bye?Oh she is so hot!

KORL: Somebody?s in ****ing looooove.

Link: Am not.

KORL: Are to.

Link: Fine! Let?s go to the Forest Haven.

KORL: No.

Link: Why?!

KORL: Because! You don?t know the Wind song yet. An-

Me: ALRIGHT LOOK HERE PINKIE, YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WANT TO WRITE ALL THAT?!

KORL: I?m red. And no.

Me: YEAH! SO HA!

Link: I?m gonna go learn the song.

Me: Fine! I?ll be sure to make you die in the next battle! *Leaves*

Shrukan: Lol, Midna?s ticked.

Vaati: Ya think?

Dark Link: Moo ha!

Steelia: ?I think we should leave.

KORL: Yeah. Really.
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Link: ^ < > The Wind?s Requiem? Hmm.

Zephos: Hoe! That?s some nice wind changing there hoe!

Link: You calling me a hoe?

Zephos: I?m not calling you a toe, hoe!

Link: ?

Zephos: My brother is mad. Bye!

Link: ?
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KORL: It?s about ****ing time you got her moron.

Link: -_- *Blows wind south* Ready?

KORL: Yes you ***ing moron.

Link: Uh!
*They ride all the way to the Forest Haven*

KORL: WHAT THE ****ING HELL! WHY DIDN?T YOU SAIL MORON?!

Link: I didn?t want to.

KORL: Look. There?s the forest haven.

Link: ?Damn.

Attention People. I've got bad news. I quit!

Got cha.

Chapter 10: The Deku Leaf

Link: I?m off to see the Great Deku Tree!

KORL: Then go see the ****ing tree moron. Don?t piss on him.

Link: o.O You disgusting little boat.

KORL: Ha. Lol.

Link: *Uses the grappling hook and gets to the tree* Hmm?

Red Chu-Chu: *Red Appears on The Great Deku Trees Cheek*

Great Deku Tree: Nooooo! I?ve got a zit!

Red Chu-Chu: Hee! Die! *humps*

Green Chu-Chu: Yeah! *Humps*

Link: ..That?s disgusting. *Rolls into tree*

Chu-Chus: *Fall off*

Link: *Draws sword* Wait, what am I doing?

Chu-Chu: *Kills Link*

Link: *faints* What?.who?.why?.who did that???can?t?breath?dieing?

Me: Mwa ha! What did I tell you?! I said you?d die!!! >:^D

Shrukan: ?OMG?

Steelia: ?Really. Poor Link.

Dark Link: Meh. I don?t care.

Everyone: *Stares*

Dark Link: What? I?m the dark side of link! Why would I care?

Me: And I?m a freaky little imp, you don?t see ME saying I don?t care. And Link.

Link: Huh?

Me: I don?t care.

Vaati: ?

Link: Leave?.now.

*Leave*

Great Deku Tree: Noooo! You saved me!

Link: Heh, no problem.

Great Deku Tree: My babies are saved! I- who?s that?

Me: *Flamethrower in hand* Speed it up fatty.

Great Deku Tree: Nooo! Korocks, please, hurry and get him a deku leaf!!

Link: Hmm?

Korock: Here you are. Oh, and GDT, Maker fell in the forbidden woods. LOL.

Link: ?

Yep. ^_^

Glad you liked it.

Is Kellie Demos the name of the boss?