The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

Chapter 21: Large Ghost Boss

Link: Okay King, lets head to the earth temple!

King: Blondie, you have to get us there!!!

Medli: …

Link: I do everything! *warps them to the Earth Temple*

*in the temple*

Medli: Eww! Moblins! Those things are disgusting!

Link: Ssssh! You’ll offend them!

Medli: No I wont! Moblins don’t got no feelings!

Link: Shut up! They’ll hear you!

Medli: No they won’t!

Moblin: Intruders! Intruders! *makes a fire alarm sound*

Moblin #2: What the- YOU!

Link: THEM!

Medli: Us!

Link & The Moblins: *look at her*

Medli: What?

Link: RUN!

Medli: *flies*

Link: I said run but, okay!

Medli: *Lands on a switch*

Door: Oh yes! I have been opened!

Link: Hmm…

Medli: Oh! I opened a door! I actually did something!

Link: -.-;

Medli: Yay for me!

Link: Yeah…when you save the Great Sea, then I’ll care.

Medli: =3

Link: -_-;

Medli: You gotta go?

Link: What?

Medli: Either you gotta pee really bad, or your embarrassed to be next to me.

Link: -_-; The second one.

Medli: :^D
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Medli: Ooh! What’s that?!

Link: 0_0; A ReDead!

Medli: It looks so lonely! Why don’t we go cheer it up?! =)

Link: Medli! It’s a rotting human with no teeth and earlobes the size of my head.

Medli: So? Lets go cheer it up!

Link: No!

Medli: *walks up* Hi, I’m Medli! I’m a Rito! What’s your name?

ReDead: *stares*

Medli: You’ve got pretty black eyes. Where are you pupils?

ReDead: *stares*

Medli: So, how long have you been decaying in this old place?

ReDead: *holds up 3 fingers*

Medli: 3 years?

Link: *mumbles* more like 3000 years.

Medli: So, want to get out of here? I’m sure you’d look awesome in a tan!

ReDead: *screams*

Medli: Oh, you don’t like sunlight? Hmm…

Link: Ugh, Medli, lets go!!

ReDead: *sees Link*

Link: 0_0!!!

ReDead: *screams*

Link: GAH! ITS EYES! ITS HEAD! THEY GREW SCARIER! OMFG! HELP ME! HELP ME! ITS RIPPING MY HEAD OFF! HELP ME! AGH! OMFG ITS GONNA EAT ME ALIVE! OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Medli: Link…

Link: OMG! GET THIS RAPING MACHINE OFF ME! AGH!!!!

Medli: Link…nothings on you.

Link: o.o

Medli: ^_^

ReDead: *Is still screaming*

Link: *grabs Medli and they run past*
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*at the bosses room*

Link: Huh? What in the-

Poes: Gah! Intruder! *all form together*

Jalhulla: You cannot defeat someone with this big a belly! …

Naruto: Hey! I forgot to come in!

Link: -_-

Naruto: What are you looking at?

Link: Why aren’t you at the Animal Shelter?

Naruto: Say what?!

Link: really, why aren’t you?

Naruto: Why you-

Link: I mean really! Some kid may want to adopt you!

Naruto: Can I ask you something?

Link: What kitty? Better hurry before animal control comes.

Naruto: Why aren’t you at Santa’s Workshop making toys for all the good little boys and girls?

Link: *gasp* Oh no you didn’t!

Naruto: >=)

Jalhulla: Can we fight now?

Naruto: Yeah sure. But I will return!

Link: Bring it on Fatty!

Jalhulla: Rawr!

* THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW IS TO BLODDY TO CONTINUE, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE END OF THE BATTLE, AWSOME*

Link: F*** you! *stabs*

Poe: *blood comes pouring out*

Link: Wait a minute! If you a ghost, how can there be blood?

*AND NOW WE’RE BACK!*

Medli: *plays the Earth God’s Lyric*

Link: *conducts*

Laruto: 8888!

Link: Hmm?

Laruto: 8888. 8888!

Link: Awesome! My sword is powered up!

Thank you all. I promise the next chapter will be up soon.

Chapter 22: Maker is the Wind Sage!

Link: Ooh yeah! My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, oh yeah!

King: Are you quiet finished Blondie?

Link: Not yet. My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome, My sword is awesome…

King: Alright you going the right way for a smacked ass.

Link: Sorry man.

King: Yeah….okay. To the Land of Snow!

Link: Why there?

King: Cuz me said.

Link: -_-
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King: Here we are!

Link: Holy sh-

King: Uh-uh. Use your manners dumbass.

Link: -_- Oh my good-golly-gosh its so cold!

King: thank you. Shoot the dragons mouth.

Link: Fine. *shoots*

Rock Dragon: OMFG! HOLY SHIT MAN! WTF WAS THAT FOR?!?! *COUGH* AGH! I CAN’T BREATH MY ICE! SHIIIIT!

Link: 0-0

Naruto: Your not getting in there!

Link: …Gosh not you again!

Naruto: Shut up! You won’t be battling me. Your battling a sumo wrestler.

SW: RAWR!

Link: O.O

SW: I’M GONNA RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG!

Link: O.O

SW: THAN I’M GONNE FEED YOUR **** TO MY CAT!

Link: …Eww man!

SW: IT IS TRUE!

Link: *cuts flab off*

SW: 0.0

Link:

Naruto: -_-

King: OMFG now that’s funny!

Link: ^_^

Naruto: Grr…I’ll be back, Believe it!

Link: okay. I’ll believe it!

Naruto: D:<

King: Now go, find the Iron Boots!

Link: Uh, okay!
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Link: Hmm, it’s quiet cold in here.

Keese:
We are the Keese!
We have no fleece!
To keep us warm!
So he must kill you to get the warmth!

Link: Err…

Keese:
Prepare to die!
Prepare to fly!
For we will suck your blood,
Fresh from your bod!

Link: …

Keese:
Prepare to be cold,
Your story untold,
For you will die
Here in the land of ice.

Link: You know what I noticed? The last two lines don’t rhyme.

Keese:
You think we care?
Do not think we do.
We’ve got spirit, how ‘bout you?

Link: Shut your face or I’ll crush you!

Keese: …

Link: OMFG, I rhymed!

Keese: o.o

Link: 0_0

Keese:
Human is dumb!
Human not smart!
Us Keese have to restart!

Link: No! *kills*

Keese:
Off we go
To the great beyond,
But our sis and bros
Will feed on your blood.

Link: -_-

Keese: *explode*

Link: *Sees the slid* *Gulp* Well…I better start…*slides down* AGH! OMFG! IM GONNA DIE! I’M GONNA FALL OF AND FREEZE TO DEATH OMG! I NEVER GOT TO KISS A GIRL EXCEPT MY SISTER AND GRANDMA! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO SAIL! …Err…I NEVER EVEN KNEW HOW TO FLY! …I mean…I’VE NEVER BEEN ON A SWING! …Oh wait….um….

Treasure Chest: Open me! I’ve had my mouth shut for ages!

Link: *opens* DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT …um…SOME IRON BOOTS! THEY LOOK AWFULLY HEAVY! YOU MIGHT GET HURT IF YOU hold…them….up…

Iron Boots: *fall on him*

Link: Ouch!
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Maker: *is playing his violin* Ugh, I can’t get this right!

Link: o.o

Maker: Link person guy hero thing!@

Link: Um…

Maker: Have you come to save me from my awful playing?!

Link: Um….yeah, I guess.

Maker: :D

Link: :/

Maker: -_-

Link: *conducts*

Fado: You never came to me.

Link: My bad. Complain to the writer.
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Me: Huh? A letter? From Fado?

Dear Writer,

It seems as though you have made a slight error. You did not make the hero visit me, and there fore, the plot has been screwed up. I would love to have him visit me, but you didn’t allow him. Shame on you. How will your people know what your talking about? You’re a bad person.
-Fado

Me: -_-
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Link: I didn’t mean it dude.

Fado: Whatever dear chap. Well hello there little dude! You’re the new wind sage aren’t you? ^_^

Maker: 0.0

Fado: Top-top cheerio. How’s about we go to the Wind Temple?

Maker: ._.

Thanks guys.

Chapter 23: The fight with Molgera

Link: Okay, Maker, you know what to do!

Maker: What?

Link: …

Maker: WHAT?!

Link: Your suppose to let me control you. Hold still.

Ino: Are you trying to steal my Mind Transfer Jutsu?!

Link: Who the-

Ino: *makes hand signs* Mind Transfer Jutsu!

Link: Huh?

Ino: *falls to the ground*

Link: …Okay that was odd.

Naruto: Your face is odd.

Link: OH COME ON!! NOT YOU AGAIN!

Naruto: What?

Link: I’VE PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP THORUGH THIS WHOLE PARODY! YOU APPEAR EVERY I GO!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CAT FACED FOOL! ATLEAST I AIN’T GOT NO DEMON SEALED WITHIN ME!

Naruto: *Gasps* How’d you find out?!

Link: I read.

Naruto: Yeah! Japanese!

Link: Here’s something you dumb@$$, I’m from Japan! …I think…and your from Japan!

Naruto: …What the heck is your- Hey! Why can’t we cuss?!

Link: Huh? Freak. Hey! Why did I say ‘Freak’?! HEY!

Naruto: This is crap! What the freak is going on?!

Shrukan: #1,299 says that no one is allowed to cuss on EH.

Twistkill: And rule #1,300 says anyone who cusses will be punished severely.

Link: How?

Shrukan: You will be burned at a stake.

Steelia: Err, Shrukan, I hope you know that you can’t burn them. Their make believe people.

Shrukan: Then we shall burn the writer.

Me: You wouldn’t burn me!

Shrukan: Site’s rules.

Me: -_- *rips all 1,294 leaveing only normal site rules*

Shrukan: Never mind.

Link: Anywho, Maker, you stay right here while I- what are we doing at the boss door already?!?!

Me: Oh please. Do you really think people wanna read all that crap? No.

Link: Freak. Ugh! Is the no cussing still a freakin rule?!

Shrukan: Yes. Even though some people still break it. *looks at me*

Me: What?

Tywar: *laughs*

Link: *goes into door* Huh? It’s empty. Where’s the boss? Where- OMG!

Molgera:
You cannot defeat me
You freaky little kid
Cause you cannot see
Where I rest in the sand.

Link: Oh freakin great. More rhyming!

Molgera:
Sitting in the sand
Is where I wait
Only the hero can defeat
A monster such as me

Link: I’m a hero!

Molgera:
Until morning I cannot speak
For no sound comes from this sad beak.

Link: You ain’t got no beak.

Molgera:
Oh my god
You solved my riddle
Now to award thee
I let you play the fiddle.

Maker: It’s a violin.

Molgera:
Oh my good golly gosh
You think I care?
Get playing the violin
Before I send you to hell.

Shrukan, Twistkill, Tywar, and Steelia: THE GREAT BEAST CUSSED!
WE MUST BURN HIM AT ONCE!

Link: ._.

Shrukan, Twistkill, Tywar, and Steelia: Holy shift we rhymed!

Maker: *plays the violin*

Master Sword: BOOM BABEH! BABY GOT BACK! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITIY BITIY WAIST AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!

Link: Are you finished?

Master Sword: Nope. IF WE WHERE A MOVIE, YOU’D-

Link: Shut up. Your about to sing Hannah Montana. Shut your face.

Master Sword: I ain’t got no face.

Everyone: -_-