XD. I'm not into the rules that badly Midna. ._. *knows when to stop*
We allow cussing, just not direct cussing at others. Like calling someone a mother****er is really against the rules, but saying some thing like: "Your such an ass :P" is not really against the rules.
Anyways...
Funny as usual. Best part making me and Twistkill rule hungry XD.
That had to be one of the most awkward chapters I've read... But the parts where we were upholding the rules was very funny. BURN HIM AT THE STAKE! XD
Looking forward to the future installments.
ZOMG! NOT THE GREAT BEAST!!!!!!! Wait. How can you burn something that lives in fire???? Anyway, love the no cussing part. Link and the rest of them freaked out there. Imagine if the King of Red Lions was in that one. He cusses all the time XD.
Chapter 24: Return To Zelda
Master Sword: BOOM BABEH! BABY GOT BACK! I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITIY BITIY WAIST AND THAT ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!
Link: Are you finished?
Master Sword: Nope. IF WE WHERE A MOVIE, YOU’D-
Link: Shut up. Your about to sing Hannah Montana. Shut your face.
Master Sword: I ain’t got no face.
Everyone: -_-
MS: I’m dead serious. I may be sexy, but I ain’t got no face.
Link: You aren’t sexy! You’re a sword!
MS: It’s hard to believe, that I could not see, that you were always right beside me.
Link: Alright, shut up. If you go past High School Musical-
MS: BOOOOOOOOORN IN THE USA I WAS, BOOOOORN IN THE USA YEAH!
Link: Damn you.
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King: You did it? You beat the game?
Link: The what?
King: I gotta die. *kills self*
Link: …
King: Damn it, I wasn’t suppose to die yet. -_-
Link: LOL!
King: You know Lol?
Link: Yeah it means: Lard on lot.
King: OMFG. It means Laugh Out Loud you f***ing moron.
Link: Hey! You called me f***ing moron! 
King: Blondie is so yesterday.
Link: …I know what OMFG stands for!
King: What?
Link: Over mandated freaky guy.
King: …
Link: =3
King: OMG, you are so retarded.
Link: OMG stands for-
King: I don’t care.
Link: Huh? Okay.
King: Well, guess what you get to do!
Link: What?
King: You get to embrace the dangers of the Great Sea, to gather up the scattered pieces of the Triforce, to fight monsters of strength that could kill you with one easy slap of their arms or weapon.
Link: WHAAAAAAAT?! I’VE EMBRACED ENOUGH OF THE GREAT SEA! I’VE GATHERED UP ENOUGH PIECES OF STUFF! I’VE FOUGHT MONSTERS THAT COULD KILL ME WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR ARM OR WEAPON!
King: …So?
Link: *cries* I don’t wanna do it again! *cries like a baby* I don’t wanna! I don’t! I don’t! Waaaaaah!
King: …It’s like you don’t have a bladder.
Link: *stops* What?
King: I mean really! It’s like you don’t have one!
Link: …
King: I mean, normal people would have to pee like, so bad after they’d just drunk about 20 bottles of yellow soup, then have to go even worse cause they would have to sail over water.
Link: …So!
King: I’m just saying!!! I mean really! Have you ever had the urge to pee?
Link: Nooooooo.
King: Freak.
Link: *cries*
King: F***ing moron! I’m kidding! What’s gotten into you?
Link: I have no idea.
King: Shall we begin?
Shrukan: You don’t need to!
Link: Huh?
Steelia: Yep. We went and gathered up the pieces for you!
Tywar: Yep!
Shrukan: Triforce piece #1!
Steelia: #2!
Tywar: #3!
Twistkill: #4!
Twilight Link: #5!
Vaati: #6!
Muigi: #7!
Me: #8!
King: Why’d you do that?
Everyone: Writers orders.
Link: Squee!
King: I hate you all so much.
Everyone: We know.
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Link: I’m going to see Zelda!
King: …
Link: *humming The Legend of Zelda’s most loved song: the over world song* OMFG! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! ZELDA! I’MMA COMING!
Zelda: Link! You came!
Link: Zelda!
Zelda: *disappears*
Link: *is still grinning* OMG…that…was…gay…damn it.
puppet ganon or Phantom Ganon?
are you talking about his 3 forms?
your welcome
ohh yea thats what i forgot.........oops
its funny especially the master sword
are you going to try to put them in videos?
Midna is about a month since you last loged in what's happening to you I miss you :'(
Midna is about a month since you last loged in what's happening to you I miss you :'(
This is fit for PMs, man! D: Not for posting, maybe she doesen't want to tell everyone, eh? I know, PM me if you must, but I won't PM you. You must learn 
I shall post the next chapter.
Chapter 25: Naruto is replaced with Gaara
Link: Ugh! You will pay Gay-nondorf!
Dark Nut #1: Not while we’re here!
Dark Nut #2: Hell yeah!
Link: Oh boy. Two nuts!
Everyone: …
Link: Oh…my…god…I did not just say that….
Dark Nut#1: Your mean! Wah! Your making fun of our names! Just because we’re called Dark nuts !
Link: -.- So?
Dark Nut #2: Die!
Gaara: It is not your job to kill.
Link: Huh? Who are you?
Gaara: I am Gaara of the Desert. Naruto was removed for he was to stupid to put up much of a fight.
Link: Your scary looking.
Gaara: You think my face is scary? Wait until you see my power.
Link: …
Gaara: Sand Coffin Jutsu.
Link: You squished that Dark Nut with just a flick of your hand! Holy f***!
Gaara: Did you just say the F word?
Link: Flick?
Dark Nut#2: No! He’s talking about f*** you can’t say f*** in front of him you f***ing fatty!
Gaara: Dark Nut#2.
Link: Why the f*** not?
Gaara: Link…
Shrukan: F***!
Link: Why can’t we say it? I mean, it’s not like it hurts anybody. F*** f***edy f*** f***!
Gaara: How would you like to visit hell.
Link: How would you like to suck my balls?!
Gaara: What did you say?!
Link: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I said How would you like to such my balls Gaara?!
Gaara: …
Shrukan: Holy shit dude.
Me: Squee! Gaara! Hi Gaara!
Gaara: I’ll meet Link at the entrance of Gannon’s palace. Shit.
Me: Aww! Okay, see you there!
Gaara: ^^; -_-;
Me:
Come on. I don't swear that much. Only when I am angry. Lol at nut jokes. X3
Well, this is fast.
Chapter 26: Link Battles the Sand Ninja to Get to the Ganondorf!
Link: Whoa, long title.
Me: Longer then your-
Shrukan: Ssssh! You promised Midna.
Me: Ugh. Fine!
Shrukan: I don’t know Gaara, but from how he looks, damn.
Link: 0.0;
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Link: I can do this! That Gaara person is no different then Naruto! Yeah!
Gaara: …
Link: Dude, do you wear like, a lot of eye liner, or were you born that way.
Gaara: I was born this way you insignificant fool.
Link: Huh? Stop using big words!
Gaara: Make me.
Link: Aaaaagh! Big words!
Gaara: Big words? I only said ‘make me’. Your high on something.
Link: *hides marijuana away* Nuh-uh!
Gaara: …Fan-girls love me to much. Why do some prefer me over Sasuke?
Me: Damn right they do! I you Gaara!!
Gaara: …
Me: :D
Gaara: You didn’t answer my entire question.
Me: I choose you over Sasuke because he is so totally gay. Naruto? Meh, old news! Kiba? I love him to, he’s so cute!! Choji? Ugh, fat man. Shikamarou? Nah.
Gaara: Alright. I get it.
Me: And your so mature! No wonder I got you on the Naruto quiz: “How’s you Naruto Guy?”
Gaara: Can we get on with battle?
Me: Sure! I love watching you fight!
Link: 0_o
Gaara: …I know.
Link: No, I’m past you!
Gaara: The title says you battle me.
Link: I don’t wanna!
Me: I don’t want him to battle you!
Gaara: I quit.
Me: <3!
Link: Ganondorf! Prepare to die!
lol. You put Gaara in. Sweetness.
Chapter 27: Puppet Ganon
Link: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI! MY MOTHER HIT WITH A CHICKEN WING! SO I PUNCHED HER WITH A DIMOND RING!
Shrukan: What the hell.
Link: :D
Tywar: That was severely odd.
Shrukan: No kidding.
Link: Shadd up!
Puppet Ganon#1: Oh yeah! I’m gonna kill you!
Link: In yo’ dreams!
Puppet Ganon#1: If you can take the pebble from my hand, then inogonnakickyoass.
Link: What?!
Puppet Ganon#1: I won’t kick yo ass if you can take the pebble from my hand!
Link: Are you so totally cereal?!
Puppet Ganon#1: Let your diphthong hang out!
Link: My what? My thong? damn, how’d know I wear them? *Takes pebble*
Puppet Ganon#2: Silly rabbit, trix’s are for kids!
Link: You share! *kills* Silly children, trix’s are for bunnies!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: Yeah, well, it’s not polite to be a retard!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: I don’t give a crap! I wouldn’t care if you were the king of the underworld!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: No, I didn’t do no such thing like that.
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss?
Link: No, of course I didn’t meet Tetra in the bed at 9:00! *looks around nervously*
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: Shut up! You did the same thing with my grandma!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!?!
Link: What do you mean how did I know?
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss…HISS!?
Link: You-you didn’t-!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss. 
Link: You’re so disgusting!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: So what if I’ve got a picture of Tetra striping herself in my pocket!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss…
Link: Oh…well…
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: Yes, this is quit disturbing!
Gaara: Your face is disturbing.
Link: Oh no you didn’t!
Gaara: Oh yes I did.
Link: Why don’t you go shave that mammoth off your face?
Gaara: I shave mine when you shave yours.
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Gaara & Link: OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Naruto: Grrrrrr!
Gaara: What the-
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss?
Link: What the-
Naruto: GAARA! YOU COST ME MY JOB! NOW I CAN’T BATHE MYSELF OR FEED MYSELF! THIS JOB PAID ME 2000$ A SENTENCE! AND YOU COME ALONG AND YOU TAKE MY JOB! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Gaara: An awesome and deadly person.
Naruto: YEAH, WELL, WHY’D YOU TAKE MY JOB?! YOU JUST HAD TO CAPTURE THE HEART OF THE CREATOR, DIDN’T YOU?! YOU AND THAT DARN KIBA!
Kiba: Leave me outta this, I ain’t even in here.
Naruto: I’LL GET YOU GAARA, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TO!
Kiba: Just because I act like a dog doesn’t mean I am one.
Shrukan: Aww shit. Will you all stop? You’ll make-
Me: ARE YOU SO CEREAL?! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE YOUR TO HYPER! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE I HATE THE NINE TAILED FOX! I FIRED YOU BECAUSE GAARA COULD KICK YOUR BUTT ANY DAY!
Tywar: LOL.
Kenpari: You said it.
Puppet Ganon#3: Hiss!
Link: *kills* Gosh, that was getting annoying.
Gaara: Your mom.
Link: Screw you!
LOL.
Naruto: GAARA! YOU COST ME MY JOB! NOW I CAN’T BATHE MYSELF OR FEED MYSELF! THIS JOB PAID ME 2000$ A SENTENCE! AND YOU COME ALONG AND YOU TAKE MY JOB! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Gaara: An awesome and deadly person.
NICE!!
