Funny Quotes/Conversations

Twistkill · August 31, 2007 at 12:13 PM

This is quite self-explanatory - post any funny conversations or quotes from anywhere, even if they're not your own. They can be from literally anywhere... IRC, MSN/AIM/other random IM/forum/etc. I'll start off with an IRC conversation on bash.org:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Lawl.

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 12:20 PM

lol. Also moved to the Star games. lol

Read the following from bottom to top:

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<Mystic_Faerie> Your just mad cause you can't see, Twistkill. Ok I'm going to shut up now.
<Shrukan> xDDD
<Twistkill> You're not big anywhere, and if you say you are, then I iwll to have to get out a spoon and dig my way to Wisconsin to make you think otherwise :S
<Mystic_Faerie> Haha.
<Shrukan> Ditto
<Shrukan> XDDDDDDDD
<Twistkill> Oh, Mystic, shush
<Mystic_Faerie> ANYWAYS...lol
<Mystic_Faerie> Along with other areas.....
<Twistkill> =D
<Shrukan> XDDDD
<Twistkill> Hah. Blackmail.
*Twistkill quotes conversation
<Twistkill> O_o
<Mystic_Faerie> I have a huge ass too.
<Shrukan> I'm a midget with a big ass! X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Twistkill · August 31, 2007 at 12:31 PM

^ Heh, you kept that conversation? =D

Another one:

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um... Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 12:32 PM

^ lol. That's good. And I kept the conversation for Kritius. ^_^

B?ta · August 31, 2007 at 12:33 PM

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(20:26) JamieLoveDahtG: lol tom cruise hi
(20:27) Tom Cruise has changed his personal message to: I AM TOM CRUISE!
(20:27) Tom Cruise: I AM TOM CRUISE!
(20:28) JamieLoveDahtG: leave for your own good
(20:29) Tom Cruise changed his name to: Maarten
(20:30) Maarten: I was Tom Cruise

See?! I was Tom Cruise once (although it wasn't really all that funny).

Twistkill · August 31, 2007 at 12:35 PM

Heee, more:

<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 12:37 PM

^ LOL. That was wrong XD.

Prince_Zora · August 31, 2007 at 12:39 PM

Spencer says:
LEGGO MY EGGO DAMN U AMY
Amy says:
lol

That was me and shrukan chatting. XD

Twistkill · August 31, 2007 at 12:41 PM

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

^ LOOL

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<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:/Documents and Settings/Ricky/My Documents/faxes/sent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 12:43 PM

^ LOL. Those are good xD.

Count Cutflaik · August 31, 2007 at 2:39 PM

<Count Cutflaik> Today in my oven: Levy Mannaerts
<Levylov> Well, it's a suitable death.
<Levylov> I am a Jew.

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 7:51 PM

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:48 PM):
I just found a list of funny town names

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:48 PM):
Bigadic (Turkey)

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:48 PM):
Cockplay (Scotland)

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:48 PM):
Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
ROFL

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:48 PM):
Gofuku (Japan)

?|?Ŕ?????MĄ???яЭф?φ says (8:49 PM):
Mount Gay (West Virginia)
LOL

Steelia · August 31, 2007 at 8:36 PM

[08/31/07 09:28 PM] Aronath: I could give an ass less about what people think about me
[08/31/07 09:29 PM] Hector the Specter: *gives him an ass*

Shrukan · August 31, 2007 at 8:36 PM

^ Nice. everyone is weird.

Zhelem · August 31, 2007 at 9:05 PM

"I'm so boring I could play with a piece of string"
-Mystic Faerie-

ROFL at Bigadic and Gofuku XD

Steelia · September 4, 2007 at 7:47 PM

[Today 08:42 PM] Zeldamaster#1#1: btw way i never figured out what xD meant
[Today 08:42 PM] Zeldamaster#1#1: is it a death laugh?

LOL. Don't think I would have looked at "XD" from that perspective.

Shrukan · September 5, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (8:59 PM):
- Garrett Boyle - Noble Talon - says (8:58 PM):
How was that shower?

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (8:58 PM):
ok.

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (8:59 PM):
Mom came in and I randomly put water in my mouth and opened the shower door and psat it in her face. lol

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (8:59 PM):
spat*

Twistkill says (8:59 PM):
lawl

Twistkill says (8:59 PM):
I would never do that to my parents

Twistkill says (8:59 PM):
Yo're mean D:

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (8:59 PM):

Twistkill says (8:59 PM):
Of course, if you did that to me I would

Twistkill says (9:00 PM):
... well, let's not get into that D:

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (9:00 PM):
What would you do. XD

Twistkill says (9:00 PM):
r... I would get angry

Zhelem · September 5, 2007 at 8:27 PM

I can't feel my crotch
-Jerry (Code Monkeys)

Twistkill · September 5, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Payback:

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (9:12 PM):
My mom says she wished she had my boobs... mine are huge

Shrukan · September 5, 2007 at 8:36 PM

Quote from Twistkill

Payback:

Shrukan/Avinash - http://nintendo.zeldatemple.net/ - RIP Officer Palashio. says (9:12 PM):
My mom says she wished she had my boobs... mine are huge

And I'm actually proud of these bowling balls.