Granted. But you find out its the LOZ: TP Midna D:
I wish I had $250 dollars.
Granted, you're mugged the next minute.
I wish I had a pet dragon.
Granted; it eats you :(.
I wish Shrukan (my character) was real. 
Shrukan goes around on a rampage killing hordes of humans, then dies by the US army.
I wish I had a screwdriver.
wish granted, you fall on it and die
I wish i could wish without having the wish go bad 
A horde of girls kill you from lack of oxygen
I wish wiis took over the world
Granted, but they get defeated by a whole horde of Ken Kutegari's.
I wish I had some Mentos.
Granted, they worsen your breath.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
You explode
I wish I was the master of Piano
wish granted, it kills you ;}
i wish for a wish that is a wish that isn't a wish, but is a non-wish wosh
Granted, then a piano falls on you (classic :p)
I wish for a dollar
^ Granted; but it burns
I wish Blast will stop with the confusing posts.
You grow bored and miss Blast
I wich cavemen were the next generation of humans XD
Granted, by not being granted. 
I wish I could see into the future.
You die because its imposible by the laws of physics
I wish I had a sister
@ Steelia: Granted, but you can't see yourself in the future because you went to the future in the present. You no longer exist and remain stuck in an endless paradox.
@ Tywar: Your sister ends up to be a serial killer and kills you (not really original, I know...).
I wish I had a new PSP battery.
Granted, it's dead.
I wish I knew what to think of.
Granted, you think about being a porn producer.
I wish all evil dissapears on earth =3
