Funny Welcome Topic

Shrukan · December 29, 2007 at 9:00 PM

Make a funny welcome. Simple!

Welcome to the Care Factory. We currently make and distribute care. Currently, we're outta stock.

Twistkill · December 29, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Welcome to Eternal Hyrule. Yes, it's eternal. I said it. Eternal. You're not leaving here, *****.

Tywar · December 29, 2007 at 9:03 PM

Welcome to Wal-Mart! We are currently open 25 hours a day. The twenty-fith hour we spend restocking our infinate acessories. Now get your shit and get out.

Ti-Link · December 29, 2007 at 9:17 PM

Welcome to the Cake Store!

The cake is a LIE!!!!

Radkin_Blade · December 29, 2007 at 9:38 PM

Welcome to Hell! >=D

Black_Mage · December 29, 2007 at 9:46 PM

Welcome to the county morgue! You stab 'em, we slab 'em. :D

Timothy Thora · December 30, 2007 at 6:51 AM

Welcome, I'm from McDonald's and sell cheesy nuggets and other braincell-killing food.

Enjoy your stay.

TheChozoKnight · December 30, 2007 at 6:59 AM

Welcome to *insert crappy place name here*

Hope you have a wonderful day, hope you brought your companion cube, you're gonna need it.

Kyde May 8, 2019 at 2:29 PM

Kyde May 8, 2019 at 2:29 PM