Untold Legend of Zelda.... OH S*** REDEADS!

A ReDead? I'm a shadow! ReDeads don't affect me! *Pushes the ReDead to Muigi*

*Steals Snickers Bar*

Yay!

*Beats Redeads with rhino*

*takes the snickers bar*
*beats MA with bat*
*shoots MA*
*smites MA*
*Redeads hump MA*
*stabs MA*
*throws MA off of ganondorf's tower*

*throws 2 million ReDeads at MA*

MA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MORE HUMPING!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

DL: nope. ReDeads, Hump him and you get a free discount on soda and a Wii at The ReDead Club

ReDeads: OH YEAH! *humps*

*Plays Suns Song*
*redeads freezes*
HA!

*Reverses Sun's Song*
*ReDeads continue humping*
*GoZ contiues to smite*
*DL continues to fire*

*Lights Dim*
*Face Shadowed*

Dark Link
You have done the most horribly possible thing you could ever imagine....
Reverse the Suns Song!

*Dun Dun Dun*

By doing this you have cause an interdenominational warp where the ReDeads hump you and stay off me
I thank you for this
Freedom!!!!

Not quite.

Interdenominational Warp! Reverse!

*MA is being humped again*

MA: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Well well,I think I have just the thing.*Reverses the shreiks of th redeads so they freeze themselves*Now I summon gibdos instead!*continues to smite*

Gidbos, Good choice,

*Snaps fingers*

*ReDeads come back to life*

*ReDeads go to team up with the Gidbos*

Well?

*Puts on the gibdo mask and continues with smiting*

*ReDeads And Gidbos team up*

*They hump MA*

*Hops behind random wood boxes*
*Finds arsenal of Smuckers Grape Jelly*

Hehehehe

*Throws at ReDeads and Gibdos*

*redeads and gibdos eat it and continue to move*haha*teleports behind MA and and paralyzes hem*hehheheh

*Smacks Redeads and Gibdos with random wooden boxes*

*leaves because it's getting boring*

*Hops in AirShip and flys away*

*blows up airship and says that is cheating*

*Spiff joins the fight*

*Smacks a Redead with a pan*

*smacks spiff with shield and summons a twenty legions of redeads to hump spiff*"I will crush you!"*creates an interdemensional warp portal and brings spiff into the dimension with him where he is tortured for what seems like 20 days but is only 20 minutes."There is no defying me in this world!"*uses psychic powers to yank off spiff's body parts one by one*"What did I tell you?"