Eternal Hyrule X-Treme Kombat!

Hector the Specter · July 12, 2007 at 9:37 AM

Doc Bastardos: Huh how did she manage to survive my deadly poison? Oh well she's gone now
*relaxes and continues downing some beers*

Twistkill · July 12, 2007 at 9:38 AM

[me=Twistkill]summons Kratos and tells him that everyone here except me was involved in brainwashing him to kill his wife and daughter.[/me]

Steelia · July 12, 2007 at 12:03 PM

O- yeah/?

*kicks stone*

you at Have!

**Phantom Link** · July 12, 2007 at 1:55 PM

*Kicks 10 BIG rocks at Twistkill....hard*
Have at you!

Happy Mask Salesman · July 13, 2007 at 3:49 PM

*gives lecture and puts everyone to sleep, and kicks them all in the face*

Shrukan · July 13, 2007 at 5:13 PM

*kills Kratos since its legal and Kratoes is not a member ;-)* haha.

Steelia · July 13, 2007 at 5:15 PM

...

*falls asleep; wakes up*

H-huh?

*kicks stones*

Have you! at

X3 AL3X X3 · July 13, 2007 at 6:12 PM

*drinks tea*

**Phantom Link** · July 14, 2007 at 11:48 AM

*Kicks HMS in the face*

X3 AL3X X3 · July 14, 2007 at 6:11 PM

*still drinks tea while watching*

**Phantom Link** · July 14, 2007 at 6:29 PM

*Sits back down to drink soda, after setting HMS on fire.

Hector the Specter · July 14, 2007 at 6:33 PM

Doc Bastardo: Well a fireplace would have been better, but hey a burning, rotting corpse of your enemy beats that mortal comfort anyday muhahaha
*sits back and pops a bottle of bubbly and continues to watch Wicked TV, the only commercial free tv channel dedicated to the fiendish, foul and utterly frightening.

**Phantom Link** · July 14, 2007 at 6:35 PM

*Still watches HMS run around like crazy*

Hector the Specter · July 14, 2007 at 6:53 PM

Doc Bastardos: Man, you'd think he'd be ash by now he's disracting me from my favourite TV programme!
*chucks a barrel of petrol at HMS*

**Phantom Link** · July 14, 2007 at 7:06 PM

I'll do better,
Makes HMS roll in a puddle of gasoline*
lol

Twistkill · July 14, 2007 at 7:09 PM

Since Kratos is dead (Which would actually be pretty impossible because he's stronger, faster, and has much more vitality than you think), I now do this:

*summons Gaia, Chronos, and Atlas to destroy the internet*

Hector the Specter · July 14, 2007 at 7:12 PM

*is on PC viewing "nice" images*
Doc Bastardos: Hey wtf!
*Message pops up says: You have been owned by Gaia, Chronos & Atlas good day, hope this wasn't of any inconvenience to you if so, GOOD!*
Doc Bastardos: Damn, oh well
*goes back to TV*

Shrukan · July 14, 2007 at 7:14 PM

*Internet is killed by mighty god-like beings, so Amy releases a virus to kill them*

owned.

X3 AL3X X3 · July 14, 2007 at 9:01 PM

Uses Norton Anti-Virus and destorys Virus ^o^

**Phantom Link** · July 15, 2007 at 6:45 AM

*Goes to Gaia. Chrono, and Altas*
DL: YOU'VE BEEN MESSING WITH MY INTERNET, HAVE'NT YOU??????????
Gaia, Chrono, Atlas: Well, Yes......
DL: *Kills Gaia, Chrono, And Altas*
*Computer works fine now*