Eternal Hyrule X-Treme Kombat!

*somehow dodges all the flying discs...*

>>;;;

*...and runs away*

*shoots Radkin and Steelia with stun gun and attacks* I got you! Haha!

*somehow dodges the stun gun's stunners...*

<<;;;;

*...and keeps running*

*curses randomly: BLAST YOU SAWYER*

*Grows wings*
*Drops power kegs below*

*Throws rock at Dark Link*
Thats for the redeads.....

Redeads, attack! *redeads come in and hump MA and DL to death* Ha ha!

*points and laughs at Maverick Aurion and Dark Link*

*then scurries up tree Happy Mask Salesman is on*

"Hey." o_O

ALWAYS! THE REDEADS AND HUMPING!!!!!!!

*Sets bomb*

*BOOM*

yeah...explosion happens.....

AHHH! *runs away scared* Mommy! *cries*

DC: I... will... kill... you... DL... REDEADS! I'M YOUR MASTER, KILL DARK LINK! NOW! *redeads go and hump DL into submission* Haha!

DC:>,<. How do you know how good I taste compared to him?
Redeads: Uh... Let's try both!

DC: I'm glad that's over. Now, where were we? Oh yeah! *blows gas at DL solidifying him* Haha!

*randomly walks into room*
*sits down next to watching redeads*
Me: Hey Redead?
Redead: Yeah?
Me: I've always wondered, are you related to the mummys of egypt?
Redead: Well some of us are cousins to them.
Me: Oh cool. Say, pass the popcorn.
Redead: *Passes popcorn*
Me: Oh, one last thing.
Redead: Yeah?
Me: What do you redeads do to tell each other appart?
Redead: Ah, we have name tags, see?
*shows name tags on chest*
Me: hmm makes sense to me.

*stares at redeads and FD* O_O Ok...