The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker Parody

Lol, I thought it was. Don't worry, I'm not a Naruto hater. I like the show!

OMFG. I thought it would be a funny idea to have Naruto in this parody but everyone's gonna bitch about it. So screw Naruto. He's not in. Sorry.

I'm sorry God Of Zelda. I wanted to keep him in to. But we all knew if Naruto stayed in the pardoy, something would happen. I'll bring him back when I think it's safe, okay?

I'm leaveing for awhile so, I'm posting the next chapter.

Chapter 16: Princess Zelda part I

Link: Huh? Wh-What is this strange thing?!

King: Behind you or in the front? Well, the tinhg behind you is called an ass and the thing in front is a-

Link: I KNOW what it is.

King: What?

Link: What did Orca say it was?? …um…Oh yeah! A pencil!

King: Blondie, why are we even having this disgusting discussion?

Link: You started it.

King: You must receive the Master Sword Blondie. Go!

Link: Fine! Stupid idiot.

King: I heard that!
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Link: Hey! Writer! You’ve beaten the game, tell me how to do this!

Muigi: Midna’s not here.

Link: What do you mean?

Muigi: I told everyone to hold her down. She mad at yoooooou.

Link: Freakin…ugh….

Midna: What did you call me?

Shrukan: Sorry! Lol, she smacked me.

Dark Link: She bit me!

Shrukan: I know! It was funny.

Link: …

Midna: Get this over with will ya?! I gotta a lot of damn homework to do!

Prince_Zora: Heh, lol. How is he gonna do that if he doesn’t know what to do?

Link: *opens basement*

Everyone: Well….okay… *leaves*

Link: Oh my good golly gosh! The sword! *pulls sword out* Whoa…who turned on the color?

Moblin: *is singing Ganon’s theme with the classic DA-DA-DA theme*

Link: …

Moblin: Huh?! Who goes there?!

Link: Meh! The Hero of Winds! Fear my brand new-

Moblin: You!

Link: Me?

Naruto: Them.

Everyone: Us!

Link: Uh…

Link: *Kills all the kings moblins and all the kings nuts-* Whoa!

Me: WHAT?!

Link: All the kings nuts?

Me: Dark Nuts dumbass.

Link: Oh!
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I snuck on guys! I'm posting the next chapter. <.< >.>

Chapter 17: Princess Zelda part II

Link: Soooooooooooo….King, where do we go?

King: To the Forsaken Fortress Blondie!

Link: Why?

King: I SAID to the Forsaken Fortress Blondie!

Link: And I said why.

King: To save your sister!!!

Link: Well duhhhhh. What makes you think I don’t know? Dumbass.

King: I wanna kill you so damn bad.
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Link: The fortress eh? Sweet! This’ll be a snap!

Phantom Ganon: Boo!

Link: Whoa! The hell!

Phantom Ganon: Boo!

Link: …Do you do anything?

Phantom Ganon: Boo!

Link: Can you say anything?

Phantom Ganon: Boo!

Link: …Besides ‘boo’?

Phantom Ganon: Rawr.

Link: …Besides ‘Rawr’?

Phantom Ganon: Why yes my good sir. Now if you excuse me, I have been sent to eliminate you. Good day my good sir.

Link: Huh?

Phantom Ganon: Lord Ganondorf has sent me to exterminate you. He said you are a, and I quote. “A turtley turtle pest with not turtle life….Turtle.”

Link: …Did this guy watch Master of Disguise?

Phantom Ganon: Yes he did my fine sir. Say hello to Little Nicky for me.

Link: HUH?! What makes you think I’m going down there?!

Phantom Ganon: I don’t know.

Link: Oh my goodness! Look! Uh…hmm….Midna’s wearing a bikini!

Me: Am not.

Link: My bad…uh…Shrukan is!

Shrukan: B/tch I know you ain’t talking to me!

Link: My bad I meant uh….Dark Link and god of Zelda are!

DL & GOZ: SAY WHAT?!

Link: -_-
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Link: Aryll? Aryll, are you alive?

Aryll: Big brothra! Wat’s crackin homie?

Link: …What happened to you?

Maggie: Yo’ dude shes street talking yo man. Damn dawg have you been playing in mud?

Link: Are you kidding me?! I went through dark, murky water, stabbed and killed enemy after enemy, got thrown from many places, fell in mug, got attacked by pigs, slashed by large enemies, and you think I should look like I just got out of the shower?!

Tetra: Like, that’d so totally be a wonderful site.

Link: Gah! It’s you!

Tetra: Like, so totally me.

Link: Why are you here?

Tetra: You think I’d like, so totally let you rescue these girls and you get all the totally awesome fame? Like, no.

Link: Can you say one sentence with out saying ‘like’ or ‘totally?’

Tetra: Totally.

Link: Ugh!

Tetra: Gonzo, like, gather up the girls and throw them onto the ship. And like, so totally bring me my mirror. I think I got a zit!

Gonzo: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Aryll: *Snaps out of the street talk* Big brother! You saved me!!!

Link: Aryll! I saved you!

*run forward to give hugs. Happy music plays. The screen fads to black*

Prince_Zora: …That’s it? The parody’s over?

The Twilight Hunter: No way!

Shrukan: Are you kidding me?!

Dark Link: NOOOOOOOO!

Me: Excuse me?! Tetra! You ain’t got no zit! Do the part right damn it!

Tetra: Like, fine.

*returns to where they are about to hug*

Tetra: Like, hold it right there. Like Link, don’t you like, so totally have some grown up stuff to do?

Aryll: Huh?

Tetra: Yeah.

Aryll: Oh. Bye! *runs off*

Link: What was that for! And what grown up stuff?

Tetra: *Takes off blue jacket* I think you like, so totally know what I mean.

Link: o.o;

Tetra: I’m so totally kidding. You like, gotta kill Helamoroc King.

Link: Oh!

Tetra: Bye! *winks*

Link: o.o;

Helamoroc King: Halt! You, you have returned for a beating?

Link: Beating? HA! I’m gonna kick your ass faster then you can say 2.

Helamoroc King: Two.

Link: Huh? No! I was kidding!

Helamoroc King: Rawr! Prepare to die! *Place starts to flood*

Link: !!!

Helamoroc King: Mwa ha ha ha!

Link: *runs up staircase*

Helamoroc King: *at the top* *Lands in front of Link* You will drown here!

Link: No! Oh no I won’t! *Brings out the skull hammer* Huh? Where’d this come from? Oh well. *Smashes Helamoroc’s face in*

Helamoroc King: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *falls into water below*

Link: YES! *runs toward tower*

Ta-da!

Chapter 18: Princess Zelda, Part III

Link: You! How dare you kidnap my sister! Who do you think you are?!

Ganondorf: I am…Turtle Lover. I have a face that looks like it was craved by turtle angels…Turtle…I have the eyes of a blue-eyed turtle…

Link: What….are you talking about?

Ganondorf: *buiteful music plays as he dramatically turns around*

Link: …What are you doing?

Ganondorf: I am Ganondorf! Lord of the Turtles!

Link: Whoa! *almost pukes*

Ganondorf: Told you I was a sexy turtle beast.

Link: Sexy? Oh please! You make my Grandma look 50 years younger!

Ganondorf: Turtle! You think you can hurt me? Well, turtle, that sword you hold is useless. It’s crap. Like turtle crap. You cannot hurt meh.

Link: Oh yeah? *charges*

Ganondorf: *is not hurt* You dumbass turtle. Go to heck and tell them to destruct this sword.

Link: :0

Tetra: Like, not when I’m around!

Ganondorf: No turtley turtle waaaay!

Tetra: Yes wa- Put me down!

Ganondorf: You little turtle of a sea rat!

Link: Put her- *cough* Down!

Ganondorf: Make me!

Link: I will!

Ganondorf: Huh? My Triforce is glowing like the back on a sea turtle! At long last! I have found you! Princess Ruto! Oops…I mean….Zelda!

Tetra: Like, what are you so totally talking about, fat ass face?

Komali: NOOOOOOOOO! I WILL SAVE YOU TETRA! *grabs*

Medli: *grabs link* LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Link: Alright!

*Later, in Hyrule Castle*

Naruto: Stop!

Link: Oh great, not you again.

Tetra: Who’s he?

Naruto: Ugh! It’s not important! I can’t let you guys through.

Link: Why not?

Naruto: ‘Cause Gay-non told me to.

Link: …Gay-non?

Naruto: Isn’t that how you pronounce his name?

Link: No! But that is hilarious!

Naruto: Enough talk! You shall not pa- Darn it! I gotta be more alert.
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King: Yes! Zelda, you have arrived!

Tetra: Like, who are you?

King: Your grandpa.

Tetra: :0

Link: *bursts out laughing*

Tetra: Wh-What are gonna like, so totally do to me?

King: Watch…

Link: OMFG! I CAN’T SEE! BLIND! BLIND! NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! OH MY GOSH! I NEVER KNEW HOW TO FLY A KITE! WTF IS A KITE ANYWAY! IT’S THE END OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!

Zelda: Huh?

King: Yep.

Link: *drools* OMG…where have you been all my life?

Zelda: I-I…What? My…fate…

Link: Wow…. MY fate!

Zelda: King….is this really me? Am I really a princess? ..The Princess of Hyrule?

King: Yep. And Link is the Descendant of the Hero of Time. Only he’s the Hero of Winds.

Zelda: …He is?

King: Link….come…. *disappears*

Link: Coming!

Zelda: Link?

Link: Yes, Zelda?

Zelda: Everything is my fault….I am so sorry….so…I want to give you something…

Link: Please let it be a kiss, please let it be a kiss!

Zelda: You better kick everyone’s ass! Don’t let no one kick yours!

Link: Can me give you something?

Zelda: No. Go.

Link: damn it! Bye.

Chapter 19: The Earth Temple

Link: Where we heading?

King: The earth Temple blonde.

Link: Why?

King: Cause I said. But first, warp to the hidden place.

Link: …The hidden place?

*warps*

Link: What in the name of Hyrule! It’s just an empty…What the hell!

Queen of all fairies: Hello! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK TONIGHT?!?!

Link: Huh?

QOAF: Buddy your young boy gonna be a big man some day, you got mud on yo’ face, ya big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place singin’ we will! We will, rock you! we will! We will, rock you! *gives the fire and ice arrows*

Link: DA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU GOT THE FIRE AND ICE ARROWS FROM SOME FREAKY QUEEN OF THE FAIRIES! SWEETNESSS!

King: Now, we go to the volcano!

Link: Um…

*They went through a lot of crap to get the bracelets then link had to sail his ass over to the earth temple again*

Link: Huh? What’s this?

Naruto: Hold it right there!

Link: What the-

Naruto: You gonna have to beat me if you wanna play that music!

Link: Bring it kitty!

Naruto: Grrr…..Shadow Clone Jutsu!

Link: Whoaaaa! I must be high on crack! There’s like, five of you!

Naruto #1: It’s my jutsu! I’m suppose to have more of me!

Link: Ha ha. That funneh.

Naruto #3: Shut up! Prepare to take a beating.

Link: Oh my. I’m scared.

Naruto 1-5: *all charge at him with knifes drawn*

Link: *side steps*

Naruto 1-5: Oh shit!

Link: Hoy ya! *plays music*

Laruto: 

Link: Huh? Who are you?

Laruto: 

Link: So your Laruto and want me to find someone with a harp like yours?

Laruto: 

Link: I’m on it!

Chapter 20: Medli Awakes as the Earth Sage

Link: Sweet! I shall go to Medli! But hell, compared to Zelda, shes just cute!

King: Huh?

Link: What? Damn it, that was suppose to be a thought.

King: X]

Link: We have to go to Medli King!

King: I’m on it! *begins drifting toward Dragon Roost*

Link: …Why aren’t you sailing?

King: ’Cause my sail is ripped.

Link: No way!

King: Yes way!

Link: Ugh…

*4 long….terrible days later*

King: Do you have to dramatize everything?!

Link: What?

King: You played the ’Song of Passing’ to dramatize the situation!

Link: So!

King: I hate you so much Blondie.

Link: =3
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Medli: *strums all the strings* I think I sound absolutely terrific!

Link: Yeah, to the seagulls

Medli: Link! When did you get here?

Link: 2 moments ago.

Medli: Really? You sure?

Link: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.

Medli: Le Gaspeh! You have a baton?! Will you conduct me?!

Link: Sure. *conducts*

Medli: *faints*

Link: *stands there*

Medli: *hit’s the ground*

Steelia: CUT! Link, your suppose to catch her before she falls.

Shrukan: Heh…she fell….

Medli: Huh? Where am I?

Laruto: 888888888888888888888888

Medli: I-I’m the sage of the Earth Temple? NO WAY!

Laruto: 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

Medli: Awesome!

Laruto: 8888888

Medli: :D

Laruto: 888888888888888888

Medli: X]
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Link: Atleast I’m not some ninja with whiskers!

Naruto: I’m not a ninja! Oh…I mean I’m not a cat! You elf!

Link: I’m not an elf!

Medli: o.o;