Funny Quotes/Conversations

    By Gentleman, from another forum (commenting on today's Smash update about F.L.U.D.D.):

    Quote

    Well, you know, if I was Sakurai typing that out, I would've typed...

    "It does absolutely no damage – So basically, this is the most useless move in the game, so I recommend that you stick with Captain Falcon. Oh shit, he wasn't meant to be confirmed until October...Ah well."



    BIG thanks to Shrukan for the Darkrai sig and Fan banner thing!!
    -Also known as Stelie (in Relosc), and Steelblast (a Decepticon).-

    Quote from Muigi

    [Today 01:46 PM] Muigi: Godzilla could kick that beached-whale monster's ass anyday.

    [Today 12:35 AM] Alex: Damnit Beta!!
    [Today 12:35 AM] Dark Link: Rolling on the floor laughing
    [Today 12:35 AM] Bèta: Rolling on the floor laughing
    [Today 12:35 AM] Alex: Rolling on Floor laughing
    [Today 12:35 AM] Dark Link: O_o
    [Today 12:34 AM] ChewbaccaMan: wut duz ROFL mean?

    Heh heh...

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    A conversation I caught elsewhere...

    <Weaponlord>: Holy shit a black spider just crawled on my face.
    <Weaponlord>: Of course, it felt my wrath, I brushed it off me after screaming "NERRRRGH!" it fell right on the desk infront of me and I Rick James slapped it sideways
    <Weaponlord>: I got spider parts on my hand :(
    <Gentlemen>: Yes, screaming "NERRRRGH!" does help a lot sometimes
    <Weaponlord>: It was trying to attack me, in my own dojo.

    (°^O^°)



    BIG thanks to Shrukan for the Darkrai sig and Fan banner thing!!
    -Also known as Stelie (in Relosc), and Steelblast (a Decepticon).-

    Quote from Muigi

    [Today 01:46 PM] Muigi: Godzilla could kick that beached-whale monster's ass anyday.

    [Today 12:00 AM] Bèta: Pwnt.
    [Yesterday 11:59 PM] Bèta: My house doesn't have a basement
    [Yesterday 11:59 PM] Tywar: Sometimes, fun, can end up killing someone , 'fun' isnt all that good when it involves others pain.
    [Yesterday 11:59 PM] Alex: Shut up Beta I bet you live in your moms basment

    Tee hee...

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    Quote from Shrukan

    It was Dean/Noble Talon.

    Ah.

    Oh, and how about some condom promotion lines!

    Cover your stump before you hump.

    Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

    When in doubt, shroud your spout.

    You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

    If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

    If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

    She won't get sick if you wrap your ****.

    If you go into heat, package your meat.

    Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

    Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

    The right selection! Protect your erection.

    Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

    If you really love her, wear a cover.

    Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

    Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

    If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

    No glove, No love.

    Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

    AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.





    I am a huge Soldat fan.

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