< Smells the bed sheets
V wouldn't recommend that I do that.
^ Uh... wouldn't discourage it either?
< Doesn't dare smell the bedsheets
V Looks good in bedsheets
^ He doesnt like to smell the sheets. (?)
< looks like a taco when the sheets wrap it up.
v He likes to look like a taco.
^ but am I a tasty taco though?
< needs to get the guacamole stains out of their shirt.
V needs to invent better laundry powder/stain remover.
^ Not really.
< Needs food and sleep.