How will this kill me?

The poster is on the grill of a speeding truck

Cheese

You strangle yourself with it.

A Computer

You lose control of your thinking process and over all your nerves will not work.

Mario doll

You make the Mario doll imitate jumping by throwing him in the air, he gets caught in a fan and is shred to pieces, causing a piece of cotton to get stuck in your eye, therefore you are blinded and you struggle to get it out, but trip over an unseen object lying on the floor and you hit your head on a dresser.

A CD.

It's flying at you at mach 12

The letter A

You'll get shocked from having an A on a test and die.

A limo.

You actually catch all the diseases in the world, thinking catch them all meant capture everything. You phailed.

A Casket

It is strapped to the back of a truck you're driving behind and it falls off and busts through your window...

A penny.

Someone flings a Penny at you at high speeds and it goes through your head.

A hotdog.

You try to eat it whole.
Bad idea.

A pencil.

It's so smelly that you pass out and fall into a sea of spikes

Cheese

The cheese is filled with harmful bacteria.

Chuck Norris.

Terrorists are his allies.

Princess Diana D:

Rages from above and will cast ultimate doom upon you. You'll get emotionally sick, and you'll die

Tom Cruise.

he hits you with a stick and kills you

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