How will this kill me?

They summon a massive army and kill you. =D

Vaati.

AAAHHHH *dies*

me

You snap my neck. =(

my pinky toe.

its so ugl- *dies*

nothing

I die of boredom.

Midna.

i dont know..... i explode

a T-shirt

It has kerosine on it and you burn...

A wii....

Hits me in the head and I die of a concussion.

A shoe.

It steps on you.

A mouse.

It's coming at your head at light speed

Nothing

Let me answer that with a riddle.

I am Greater than God
More evil than the Devil
Poor people have too much of it
Rich people dont have it
if you eat it, you die.
What am I?

Nothing

You eat nothing ^^

Mafia

That's obvious. They shot you after the show randomly shut off for the last few minutes of the Sopranos.

Yoshi doll.

A socerrer turns him real and he eats you ^^

Pac-Man! :O

He eats me...

A STENCIL

Your hand slams on it, it flips into the air and impales your brain through your eye.

A television.

It cuts ur throat

Not being at Eternal Forums D=

Shrukan went on a hunting rampage and killed everyone not at EF.

Orange Juice.