Make a wish and have it corrupted!!!

Granted, earth no longer exists.

I wish there was infinite food on this planet.

People is now ruled by fat peeps o_O

One word... Tredmill

Granted, you're given only that word.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, problem is... You can't land, eventually you die of exhaustion.

I wish there weren't any homeless people.

Granted, they'll live with you.

I wish I could win the lottery.

wish granted, but you are indited for stolen money
i wish i could make my brother shut up

granted; you grow bored of quiteness and kill yourself

I wish my wish had no side affects or bad affects to it....

Damn, missed it. Ignore this post.

granted; but the wish backfires and shoots infinite arrows and kills you

I wish people would stop fighting on EH.

Granted, they all take their anger out on you and kill you

i wish i made this wish was impervious to everything

granted; except laws of phisics says Access Denied and goes poopoo on you!

granted, the world dissapears

I wish for... An ADVENTURE! =D

Granted; Your adventure is to fall off a bridge while wearing pink underwear and screaming "GORGONZOLA CHEESE!".

I wish to be an elephant. (Even though I'm already as big as one -_-)

Granted. Only a persom throws a peanut down your throat and you die from lack of oxygen

I wish to actually be in a Zelda Game

Granted; but you are stuck in the cartridge/cd

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but you use it carelessly and it wraps itself around your throat and suffocates you, resulting in death.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000.

Granted, But you cant put your tail anywhere when you go to the bathroom
Twist: aressetd for theving

I wish I could plsy RuneScape all day.....:)

Granted; your computer explodes.

I wish I had a boyfriend. -_-

Wish granted......................................................................................i assume you want a bad thing.........................................................YOU DIE BECAUSE YOU CREATED A SMALL WORM HOLE IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUIM AND IT EATS AWAY AND BECOMES A TIME RIFF WHICH ALLOWS EVIL DEMONS TOO ENTER AND THEN THE WORLD STARTS COLLAPSING AND WE ALL DIE BUT BUSH STAYS ALIVE TO BE FOREVER TORMENTED BY THE DEMONS WHICH NO RULE THE WORLD BECAUSE THERE IS NO OWNER SO THEY STEAL THE SOULS OF COWS

i wish i had more patiance