Make a wish and have it corrupted!!!

Granted, now you can't buy any games.

I wish I could whistle.

Granted, but you piss of Chuck Norris, and he kills you.

I wish I had a mac.

Granted; You're south american.

I wish I could be with TK. :O

Granted; you lose your mind.

I wish THL1 knew that TK was Twistkill.

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Granted! now i know but i forget it....

i wish shrukan wasn?t the "highness" of EH.....

Granted; we all die D:

I wish for pornz....... people on really neat zebras.

Granted; you die from sexual exhaustion.

Uh... yeah.

I wish for a giant blueberry muffin.

Kritius: Granted; it has mold on it

I wish for chocolate.

Granted; It eats you

I wish for an A+ in L.A. class!

(I was gone for so long cuz of me grades...;.sorry!!!!!!!!)

Granted; You get F's in everything else.

I wish I hadn't demoted myself while fiddling around in the Admin CP on Zelda Legion. xD

Granted; The members hate you and forget who you are.

I wish I could run the speed of light.

I edited. Now go ahead and edit that one to corrupt it. xD
Granted, you can't stop and you run into the sun. xD
I wish I had 20 ponies so I could enslave them

Granted; The 20 ponies trample you when they getr older.

I wish ZU would just stop being so ignorant about everything.

Granted; They get so nice. You can't stand a bit of it

I wish my name was Kenpari in real life

Granted; The name association fires you from your life

I wish I could type so fast

Granted; It comes out in gibberish.

I wish I wasn't so depressed. -_-

Granted; It lasts for 1 millionth of a second.

I wish I didn't type so fast sometimes.

Granted; You miss out on good topics due to slow typing

I wish my G-Ma had working Kidneys