Make a wish and have it corrupted!!!

Granted; The kidneys are so big they destroy your house.

I wish I had twenty-five Zelda Figures so I could pelt my neighbor's house with them

Granted; They explode when you throw them(They explode on you not the neighbors)

I wish my wish was corrupt free

Hey uhm. Them exploding when I throw them is a good thing

Granted; It's corrupted anyway.

I wish I had twenty bombs.

Granted;They explode when you touch them

I wish I could eat endlessly without gaining weight

Granted; You explode

I wish I was the admin here D:<

Granted; Shrukans litterally killz you

I wish i can stay on ze computer all day long

Granted; Your eyes rot. >:D*even though that can't happen*

I wish I could find out Shrukan's passy

Granted; She kills you

I wish I had some control of EH

Granted; Someone gets your password and breaks all the rules and they never find out it was him and they think it was you and you get demoted

I wish I liked fish. *rhymey*

Granted; The fish eats you

I wish I wished a wish that had no corruptions......Wish

Granted; Something goes wrong and the thread explodes.

I wish you would all die. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote from Kenpari

Granted; Something goes wrong and the thread explodes.

I wish you would all die. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Granted; we're all immortal.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted; The puppy eats you

I wish my sis would shuttup for once

Granted; For 1 millionth of a second.

I wish someone would give me a million dollars.

granted, you go somewhere after and it gets burned for no reason

i wish my wish could wish about wishing about wishing why my wish cant wish XD

Granted; Your mom explodes O.O

I wish someone would look at meh siggy.

Granted, but they don't liek mudkipz and hate it.

I wish I had Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

i Wish I Didnt Have To Type In Pink Anymore

@Bèta: Granted, it's a Beta version, and has no playable characters.
Tywar: Granted, you'll type in light purple.

I wish I knew what to do.