The Legend of Eternal Hyrule!

This is where I post my personal opinions about Eternal Hyrule (and some will be true depending on how I post it) and TWIST them and TURN them into lies, random and funny things. Okay, I'll guess it will make more sense if I start from the begining. I'm already laughing at myself xD

Chapter One: Wierd... *ahem* Beginnings...

Shrukan: *In a deep manly voice* In the beginning, THERE WAS NOTHING, not even a speck of dust in space upon a nebula. BUT! I CAME! I MADE THE GODS! *snorts*

Nayru: Yeah, great going, Shrukan. Your the greatest mother anyone could possibly image. I should have never been born. *Hangs herself*

Shrukan: Um... Okay... Not what I had in mind... But that works too. I SHALL MAKE... *Drum roll* Zelda Divine! Come, Twistkill, and we will rule da world! Um... Gal.. UNIVERSE! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!

Twistkill: Aw... Do I have to? Even if I say 'No', you'll be on me like stink on shit... So, what the hell?

Shrukan: *gives Twistkill a Scoobie Snack and creates Zelda Divine* Well, this is what you call 'home'.

Twistkill: Uh... the chairs suck... And this place stinks too! Oh, wait... Thats you. *points to Tywar's making of Twistkill saying '...like stink on shit...'*

Shrukan: *Smacks Twistkill* I'm demoting you to Super Mod! *Demotes Twistkill*

Twistkill: *whines*

Shrukan: Bite the big one, sister >=D

Shrukan: Well, this place does truely suck. >=/ I think I'll change it to... *A more fierce drum roll* Zelda Temple!!!

Spiff: Zelda Temple? What idiot would come up with that, anyway? >=( Well, time to feed the God. *bows*

Shrukan: You made a good choice, Spiff! I hog up the throne and anyone who dares take my place will be instantly killed at the spot! And don't offend my religion! *summons hords of cats*

Spiff: CATS?! THOSE ARE AGIANST MY RELIGION! *turns into a ffips*

Shrukan: fipps? Wheres that in the script?

Spiff: You don't know what a ffips is? Your missing out. It has exaticialy three grams of protein, and its a healthy part of your perfectly ballanced diet. *Turns into nothing*

Shrukan: Okay... He seems wierd, even for a guy I don't think I met but he might seem flamiliar anyway. What did I just say? Oh well. I DROPED MAH BRAIN. *picks her brain back up and creates Zelda Temple*

*Tywar, Midna, Steelia, Aronath, Timothy, Desquode, Maverick, Muigi, The Happy Mask Salesman, Triforcemaster3000, Vaati, Dark Link, Wild Cucco, and Radkin suddenly appear out of nowhere*

Everyone: WOW! WERE ALL GOING TO POST UNTIL SHRUKAN CHANGES THE FORUMS AGIAN IN A MONTH! YAY!!!

Twistkill: HUZAH!

Shrukan: Shutup, *****!! *Slaps Twistkill*

XDDD I hope no one takes this the wrong way. This is going to be a great story XD

Quote from Spiff

D00d, at his rate the story will only last another post cuz you summarized about 3/4 of the forums history in a paragraph. You should add more stuff and events to the earlier times. Otherwise it is funny and pretty good.

Your right, but it's kinda hard for me to describe things to where I wasn't here to see D=

I'll try alot harder in the next chapters.

Quote from Lord of the Twilight

Very Good Story Tywar.

I love it ^.^

Keep up the good work

Oh, You'll LOVE IT when I put YOU in there xD Heh, it's both a promise and a threat! >=D

Thanks, everyone. I'll try and improve on that, Timothy.

Oh, and Shrukan. It doesen't matter anymore. xD *points at the intro of the first chapter*

"...where I twist and turn them into lies..." xD

Chapter Too- Zelde Temp!

Shrukan: D00dz, if were going to be here, why not have fun? I mean, I am your master....

The others stare at Shrukan for a moment

Then, knowing that the others sensed a hint of supidity, Shrukan opened a small pit to Hell and sent everyone in.

Suddenly, Tywar came in the story with a time control remote

Tywar: Stop.

Time stops. Tywar grabs everyone back into their seats infront of the computer where they belong. And yes, Tywar can travel three times the speed of light

Tywar: Play.

Shrukan: HAW DAR U? NEX TIM U DO DAT I BAN UR IP!1one. Well, anyway, as I was saying, we should have fun... Anyone want klans?

Spiff: LFG

Wild Cucco: Screw da groopz. >=/

Spiff: Well, fine, guess you don't want to join the COUGHTIMESEASONSANDSECRETSCOUGH clans.

Shrukan: Wait, what did you say?

Spiff: Wha? The COUGHTIMESEASONSANDSECRETSCOUGH clans?

Shrukan: Yeah, but... Nevermind... I shall make three clans... and.... I'm sure they will something similar to what Spiff wierdly coughed...

And It was so. Three clans suddenly appeared out of the firey pits of the Admin Pannel and raged over the small internet forum called Zelda Temple.

Midna: OMFG. I WILL POST IN THE SHOWCASE THREAD AND HOPE TO SOMEDAY LEAVE ZU.

Tywar: Have fun with that ^_^

Muigi: The thread is closed due to spaming. I'm a Redead. Have a nice day.

Midna: (Mentaly scares Muigi) Okay, what was that?

Muigi: (opens the showcase thread while crying)

Shrukan: Okay, now lets get to ideas so we can get more members someday and contiue to do it until we make another forum change.

Tywar: Yeah, yeah, thats great. Where is the porn?

Shrukan: THAT'S...

Tywar: IT? Fast Foward.

Time fast fowards for two weeks.

I'm terribly sorry, guys, but Its late and I forgot what I was going to put in this chapter. Please forgive me if this chapter sucks D=

Quote from Shrukan

LOL. This is the most random topic ever!

best part:

Spiff: LFG

Wild Cucco: Screw da groopz.

and

Muigi: The thread is closed due to spaming. I'm a Redead. Have a nice day.

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Did you know I'm actualy getting ideas from threads quite a while ago? You can thank Spiff for that idea.

Everyone: THANK YOU, SPIFF!!! =D