Untold Legend of Zelda.... OH S*** REDEADS!

*changes MA's pose to Falco's win pose*

[me=Vaati]Casts Judgement thunder on MA[/me]

*DL rips off Armor*
Hey! Cuccos! ReDeads! Dinner Time!

ReDeads: YEAH!!!!!!!! *goes to hump*
Cuccos: YEAH! HE'LL PAY!!!!!!! *Goes to attack*

*Uses Dins Fire*

Fry dat chicken! Fry dat chicken! Just like the Mz. Peachez song!

*Chickens are fried (yummy!) and redeads are turned back into living people*

Woo!

*More ReDeads come*
Cuccos: WE NEVER DIE!!!!!!!! *Pecks MA*

*walks in slowly*
*sees crazy people...*
*slowly backs out*
*comes back for chicken*
*leaves again to watch progress from behind a wall with a window*

*hops in random submarine*

*Burrows*

Freedom at last...

*Joins the redeads in killing you all with my smiting powers*

.: The ReDead Club:.

ReDead: *Eats chicken* Mmm! Ok GoZ, Let's go hump MA now!

GoZ: Ok, *Smites*

I just smite not hump.*smites Dark Link*Tsk Tsk Tsk

*Burrows deeper after listen to what DL said*

*smites MA for being a coward*Ma becomes a redead and humps Dark Link

*Changes back into human*

*Beats GoZ with bat*

What is this about? I love redeads!

*Hits zeypher with a bat and runs*

Alright

GoZ smites MA
ReDeads hump MA
DL blasts MA

Ahahahaha

*"MA" does backflip*

*Then Lloyd Pose*

*Then Falco Pose*

heheh

*ReDeads still follow*
*GoZ still follows*
*I shoot MA*

*throws a Redead at DL*

*does a Mario pose*

*uses his godly powers to make it hail swords upon muigi*

*does luigi pose*